Mitch Hederg Quotes

Fill in the blanks to complete Mitch's hiliarous comedy.
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Last updated: January 17, 2014
First submittedJanuary 17, 2014
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a ______.
wall
I don't have a ______, But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
girlfriend
A ______ ______ is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
severed foot
My ______ ______ died because I did not pretend to water them.
fake plants
If you're ______ and have ______, you are never blocking a fire exit.
flammable legs
Every book is a ______'s ______ if the kid can read!
Childrens book
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ______ ______.
ice cube
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's ______.
dirty
A burrito is a ______ ______ for ground beef.
sleeping bag
I was not aware that ______ eat for free at Subway.
ducks
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? ______ ______ ______!
I'm for em
I was saved by the buoyancy of ______.
citrus
If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very ______ ______.
weird way
I had my heart set on ______Tree'...and we were almost there!
quadruple
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my _______ was.
brother
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Jan 31, 2014
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