Punchlines to Jokes

Do you know the punchlines to these jokes?
Key words in punchlines are accepted.
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Last updated: February 7, 2014
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First submittedFebruary 4, 2014
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Joke
Punchline
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
A dyslexic man walks into a...
Bra
Slept like a log last night...
Woke up in the fireplace
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other...
Do you know how to drive this thing?
Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other...
Blub blub blub blub
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says...
We don't serve food here
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
How does NASA organise its company parties?
They planet
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a well known six offender
Dwarfs and midgets have ... in common.
Very little
What do wooden whales eat?
Plankton
2 Comments
+1
Level 89
Mar 27, 2017
I knew them all except for the 6 being affraid for seven. (thougt it was because seven eight/ate nine)
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Level 40
Jul 16, 2020
if you type "because 7 8 9" it still works