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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice

Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
Quiz by Jerry928
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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First submittedMarch 26, 2019
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
statues
cities
kingdom
country
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
real numb skulls
little girls
twits and clods
dumb dickheads
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
pretzels
pencils
potatoes
potassium
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
city hall
pretty girls
swimming pool
copper mine
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
more
one
no
six
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Education
Metro
Filtration
Military
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
space
waste
opposition
thinking
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
race
people
nation
place
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
fence
town
side
part
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Uzbekistan
China
Russia
Turkmenistan
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
greed
water
helium
bone
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
potatoes
wrestlers
industry
we are
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
toffee
toothbrush
braces
TV
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
restaurants
factories
town squares
prostitutes
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Uzbekistan
Turkmenistan
China
Russia
5 Comments
+5
Level 62
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
+5
Level 55
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
+1
Level 19
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
+1
Level 52
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?
+1
Level 46
Jul 10, 2024
I legit thought he was going to die during this scene.