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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice

Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
Quiz by Jerry928
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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First submittedMarch 26, 2019
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
statues
kingdom
country
cities
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
little girls
real numb skulls
twits and clods
dumb dickheads
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
potassium
pencils
pretzels
potatoes
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
pretty girls
swimming pool
copper mine
city hall
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
one
six
more
no
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Filtration
Military
Education
Metro
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
thinking
waste
space
opposition
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
race
nation
people
place
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
side
part
town
fence
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Russia
Uzbekistan
Turkmenistan
China
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
greed
helium
water
bone
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
wrestlers
industry
potatoes
we are
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
toothbrush
toffee
braces
TV
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
factories
restaurants
prostitutes
town squares
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Russia
Uzbekistan
Turkmenistan
China
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Level 62
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
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Level 54
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
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Level 20
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
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Level 50
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?