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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice

Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
Quiz by Jerry928
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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First submittedMarch 26, 2019
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
cities
statues
kingdom
country
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
real numb skulls
twits and clods
dumb dickheads
little girls
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
potatoes
potassium
pretzels
pencils
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
city hall
pretty girls
swimming pool
copper mine
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
no
six
one
more
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Filtration
Military
Metro
Education
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
space
waste
opposition
thinking
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
race
people
nation
place
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
side
fence
part
town
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Uzbekistan
Turkmenistan
Russia
China
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
water
helium
greed
bone
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
we are
potatoes
industry
wrestlers
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
TV
toothbrush
toffee
braces
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
prostitutes
restaurants
town squares
factories
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Uzbekistan
Russia
Turkmenistan
China
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Level 63
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
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Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
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Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!