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"I'm glad your mom stopped working at the drive-through long enough to dress you"
"The whole Earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care."
"I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and elicious."
"The girl needs some monster in her man. And that's not in your nature. No matter how low you try to go."
"Without passion, we'd be truly dead."
"You're a Goddess."
"This is completely unprecedented. I'm quite flummoxed."
"I have two words that are going to make all your troubles go away. 'Miniature golf.'"
"When I'm around you I find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."
"I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?"
"Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you won't be meeting coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
"I'm talking! Don't interrrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?"