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Fawlty Towers Quotes

Complete these classic quotes from the award winning British sitcom.
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Last updated: June 22, 2021
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Basil
Don't mention the War
Mr. Hutchins
Now is it possible for me to reserve the BBC2 channel for the duration of this televisual feast
Basil
You CAN see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
Basil
Excuse me, is this a piece of your brain?
Sybil
You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona
Basil
Ah well, if you don't like duck, you're rather stuck
Basil
My little nest of vipers
Sybil
Do you really imagine, even in your wildest dreams, that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, Brilliantine stick insect like you?
Mr. Hamilton
Took five hours from London. Couldn't find the freeway, had to take a little back street called the M5
Basil
Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant: Mrs Sybil Fawlty from Torquay. Specialist subject: the bleeding obvious.
Basil
I've laid it on the line for you time and time again! Right! So this is it! I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing!
Basil
May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? The Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically?
Basil
This Basil's wife. This Basil. This smack on head
Basil
Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?
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