Do I know where I am?

Damned, your car has just broken down in the middle of nowhere. Incomprehensibly, you can't remember where for God's sake you are. Maybe you have just been kidnapped by some extraterrestrial intelligence while driving in your hometown and released anywhere else. Wait, you spot a road sign over there! These following pairs of cities are shown: good luck! (or alas, it depends) you're breathing the air in the glorious nation of...