Lyrics to Barenaked Ladies' "One Week"

Fill in the lyrics to this obnoxious yet endearing 90s hit.
Type all the missing lyrics from each answer box on the answer line at once. I don't know how to parse them, cut me some slack.
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Last updated: January 31, 2019
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Lyrics
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days til I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi cuz it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
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You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavors
Gonna see the show cuz then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cuz it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
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You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Kay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing
Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon cuz that cartoon
Lyrics
Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cuz it'll still be two days til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days til we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium home of the Robbie
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Level 31
Jan 31, 2019
This test is a mess