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Every Comment Changes the World Map 2

Blog by Abby
First published: Tuesday November 8th, 2022
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Every Comment Changes the World Map

I did this here in the JetPunk blog section last year, and the results were pretty amusing, so I thought I'd do it again.

Comment below in the comments section something you want to change on the world map. My starting point will be the JetPunk world map. Every comment that is left on this blog will change the map. It can be anything that you want, such as removing a country, creating a new country, changing the borders of a country, uniting two countries, etc. I do have the right to reject changes to the map that I deem are too drastic, such as removing every country, or if the same person posts too many comments. I will only be counting first-level comments (replies to comments won't be counted).

In a few days, I will go through the comments on this blog and apply the changes one by one to the world map, in the order that they are posted, and will post the new world map in another blog.

104 Recent Comments
Vicky
+11
Level 55
Nov 8, 2022
poland
Abby
+9
Level 48
Nov 8, 2022
poland
MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
poland
Lightning10
+1
Level 15
Nov 8, 2022
poland?
thread
+1
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
poland!
MG17
+3
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
funny how only premium members get likes smh

poland (almost broke the chain)

MDawg396
+4
Level 56
Nov 8, 2022
poland
TheOrca
+1
Level 50
Nov 8, 2022
poland
Jato
+5
Level 71
Nov 8, 2022
poland
bostjan
+1
Level 72
Nov 9, 2022
poland
RLJ
+5
Level 74
Nov 9, 2022
poland
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
poland
Jato
+2
Level 71
Nov 8, 2022
Extend Gambia eastward all the way to the eastern coast of Africa at the Red Sea and recolor it to purple.
Iluvbread123
+2
Level 75
Nov 8, 2022
Gambia's very very very very very long and thin
Lightning10
+1
Level 15
Nov 8, 2022
make chile wide instead of skinny lol
Lightning10
+3
Level 15
Nov 8, 2022
oh here's another

change every country to the DOTJE ones xD

Iluvbread123
+1
Level 75
Nov 8, 2022
Too drastic i feel

Also would literally override every other change

Abby
+1
Level 48
Nov 8, 2022
I don't know dawn of the JetPunk empires and also no changes that affect every country
Geopro
+3
Level 60
Nov 9, 2022
Don't know DOTJE?! :(. I recommend reading it (even if I do say so myself)
MDawg396
+2
Level 56
Nov 8, 2022
swap arizona with saudi arabia
ItzIngenious
+1
Level 60
Nov 8, 2022
Turn china into a giant broccoli, give any area not in the broccoli to Kazakhstan
FlabberBapper
+2
Level 74
Nov 8, 2022
State of Jefferson, that's it
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 8, 2022
Turn Canada upside down, make Armenia the size of Brazil, and switch China with Armenia. (Do not make China smaller)

Create a land bridge between the US and North Korea, and put Cyprus right under Greece so that it will actually be in Europe LIKE IT SHOULD BE.

MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
VIAV BRAZIL !!! ! !! !!!! !! !!!!!!! 🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰
einstein100102
+1
Level 54
Nov 8, 2022
In the 2020 election, recolor all republican states to blue and democratic to red
Simon1006
+1
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
Netherlands colonizes Mars
einstein100102
+1
Level 54
Nov 8, 2022
Also Replace Kazakhstan with Allegheny County (same size)
ChineseChen
+2
Level 66
Nov 8, 2022
Leet, Leetsdale, Bell Acres, Edgeworth, Sewickley, Sewickley Hills, Sewickley Heights, Coraopolis, Glen Osborne, Haysville, Aleppo, Glenfield, Neville, Kilbuck, Ohio, Emsworth, Ben Avon, Ben Avon Heights, Avalon, Bellevue, McKees Rocks, Findlay, Moon, Robinson, Kennedy, Stowe, Franklin Park, Marshall, Bradford Woods, Pine, McCandless, Ross, West View, Reserve, Millvale, Etna, Aspinwall, Sharpsburg, Shaler, Hampton, Richland, West Deer, Indiana, Fawn, Harrison, Tarentum, Brackenridge, Frazer, East Deer, O'Hara, Fox Chapel, Verona, Blawnox, Oakmont, Harmar, Cheswick, Springdale...

Oops

Ethaboo444
+1
Level 59
Nov 8, 2022
flex
McKenzieFam
+1
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
enlarge NZ and move to the Indian ocean
Simon1006
+2
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
Belgium is divided according to the three dominant languages, Dutch goes to Netherlands, French to France, German to Germany. Brussels becomes an independent city state
Sammyboi
+3
Level 58
Nov 8, 2022
Scotland decides it wants a warmer climate so therefore puts itself in place of the Azores
SilverDog
+1
Level 57
Nov 12, 2022
Make the Doniara legend real.
Ethaboo444
+2
Level 59
Nov 8, 2022
replace the united states with the municipal borders of rockland, venango county, pennsylvania
FlabberBapper
+2
Level 74
Nov 8, 2022
Replace Russia with the city limits of Placerville since they look basically the same
thread
+1
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
Rename big Nauru to Telugutown, the correct name.

na uru means my town in telugu so obviously it was telugu all along

MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
L
thread
+1
Level 65
Nov 8, 2022
M
Lightning10
+1
Level 15
Nov 8, 2022
N
Jato
+1
Level 71
Nov 8, 2022
O
ItzIngenious
+1
Level 60
Nov 8, 2022
Q
MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
poland
MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
1. Annex Troy to Brazil and inviabilize any reverse card from 1ProximaCentauri.

2. Brazil annexes Crimea

3. Botswana takes over Sub-Saharan Africa

4. Guam takes over Australia

5. Connect Greenland to Cyprus passing through Morrocco

6. poland

Ethaboo444
+2
Level 59
Nov 8, 2022
kaliningrad to czechia
Milsh4ke
+1
Level 60
Nov 8, 2022
Make Quebec independent and make its size twice as big
muskox
+1
Level 70
Nov 8, 2022
make nc independent and have it stretch from the east to west coast of the usa
Changedaworld
+2
Level 55
Nov 8, 2022
Have Ohio take over the Great lake states and the midwest states
TheOrca
+1
Level 50
Nov 8, 2022
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Jato
+1
Level 71
Nov 8, 2022
Take Rhode Island out of the United States, move it to the middle of the Indian Ocean, and make it about the same size as Sudan.
Ravisseur
+1
Level 59
Nov 8, 2022
Extend Chile as it covers all the coast of the south america, as skinny as it is currently

Just keep Colombia safe because idk

MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
VIAV COLOMBIA !! ! !!!!! !!! ! !!!!!!!!! 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳
TheOrca
+1
Level 50
Nov 8, 2022
Viav Freedom🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
Viva beautiful, crime free nation! 🇻🇪🇸🇾🇷🇺
FreeStater
+1
Level 74
Nov 8, 2022
Put Svalbard in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
JWatson24
+1
Level 71
Nov 8, 2022
Bring back the original Aral Sea, but have it tripled (just roughly, doesn't have to be exact) in size.
izra
+1
Level 54
Nov 8, 2022
bring back the ottoman empire
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 8, 2022
Make Mongolia annex Brazil and label Brazil and Mongolia with "Mongolia".
MG17
+2
Level 43
Nov 8, 2022
Why do you keep wanting Brazil stuff?
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 8, 2022
because brazil is the best

*not*

MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 9, 2022
Shush
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
nu
MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 9, 2022
Never translate this from Portuguese.
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 12, 2022
i wish i had listened to you
Shadywyvern
+1
Level 80
Nov 8, 2022
Bulgaira takes over Albania... i hate albania, bulgaria is the best country in the whole world. Labe albana as (bulgria - albenain slave state)
KilwaAfarCheese8
+1
Level 68
Nov 8, 2022
Tanzania takes over Ethiopia,Somalia,Kenya,and Malawi

also no more north korea

TheOrca
+1
Level 50
Nov 8, 2022
1. Add the canary islands and make them HUGE.

2. Swap Madagascar with Japan.

3. Drain the Mediterranean and give it to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front

4. poland

QuizzerBros
+3
Level 67
Nov 9, 2022
Botswana annexes Southern Africa and the UAE (in addition to sub-Saharan Africa as stated above) :D
Geopro
+3
Level 60
Nov 9, 2022
Tasmania takes over the mainland of Australia (even if Guam stands in their way), and Barbados.
Aficionado
+1
Level 73
Nov 9, 2022
1. India annexes Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Sri Lanka and the Maldives. It colonises Guyana, Suriname, French Guiana, Trinidad and Tobago, the UK, Portugal, Mauritius, Seychelles, Malaysia, Singapore and Fiji. Make them all bright orange in colour.

2. Re-establish the Soviet Union. It takes over Alaska and California.

Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
Abby, what do you do if one comment contradicts an earlier comment? Do you ignore the later one?
Abby
+1
Level 48
Nov 9, 2022
I apply them in order. See the last one
bostjan
+2
Level 72
Nov 9, 2022
Make Greenland green. Make Argentina silver. Rename Singapore "Singarich." Georgia annexes Georgia. Poland.
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
Make Poland double the size.

Double the size of Kyrgyzstan, give Kyrgyzstan teeth, and make it eat Kazakhstan.

Make Ukraine annex Russia.

Jato
+1
Level 71
Nov 9, 2022
Turkey becomes independent again, with its original borders, and change its shape into a literal turkey bird 🦃
Jato
+6
Level 71
Nov 9, 2022
The Soviet Union annexes Yukon and renames it to Ourkon.
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
Make the Soviet Union (which is now Communist Ourkraine) annex Yemen and make it Ourmen.

Also, make it annex all countries starting with U. Turn the U to Our.

For example:

Ourganda

Ournited Arab Emirates

Ournited Kingdom

Ournited States

Ouruguay

Ourzbekistan

rg1227
+2
Level 69
Nov 9, 2022
Australia is coloured the surface of the moon
PastaPeople
+1
Level 55
Nov 9, 2022
Make Japan considerably larger
Insaniot
+1
Level 60
Nov 9, 2022
Make Japan considerably normal-sized
SWATkun
+1
Level 59
Nov 9, 2022
Unite Pakistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan and Nepal with India
Aficionado
+1
Level 73
Nov 9, 2022
Already requested, mate. Also colonised a handful countries. ;)
toowise
+3
Level 78
Nov 9, 2022
Move Antarctica so it actually features on the map.
TheOrca
+1
Level 50
Nov 9, 2022
The Netherlands drain the entire north sea
VerticalPi
+3
Level 63
Nov 9, 2022
North Island of New Zealand is enlarged and placed in the Hudson Bay
Josiah
+3
Level 59
Nov 9, 2022
Put Cuba in the Mediterranean
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 9, 2022
Make Greenland a realistic size!
Minimaki
+1
Level 42
Nov 9, 2022
Thanks !!! Long life to Peters projection
Abby
+1
Level 48
Nov 9, 2022
I'm not changing the map projection
einstein100102
+1
Level 54
Nov 9, 2022
Also remove wyoming
MrBlogger
+1
Level 39
Nov 9, 2022
replace zimbabwe with china
ItzIngenious
+1
Level 60
Nov 9, 2022
Replace Tierra del Fuego with Hispaniola
ItzIngenious
+1
Level 60
Nov 10, 2022
I suppose since a lot of these other suggestions already include Chile and Argentina, it might not get on? Maybe you could exclude Tierra del Fuego from the Chile thinning and expanding, and the Argentina colorifying
MG17
+1
Level 43
Nov 10, 2022
Answers are not counted, only first-level comments.
superquizzer
+1
Level 64
Nov 10, 2022
Oklahoma's panhandle stretches across the world.
Nickelz
+1
Level 66
Nov 10, 2022
Make Italy-boot kick Texas.
overtired
+2
Level 85
Nov 10, 2022
Choose any large country and put a huge rectangular lake in it for giants to use as a swimming pool.
PastaPeople
+2
Level 55
Nov 10, 2022
Make Chad a US state
ZooTuber3000
+1
Level 52
Nov 10, 2022
Slice Australia into 5 pieces and place them in each of the respective oceans.
MDawg396
+1
Level 56
Nov 10, 2022
get rid of north carolina
JetPunker180
+1
Level 54
Nov 11, 2022
Replace New Zealand with Vatican city
ZeldaQuizzer
+1
Level 57
Nov 11, 2022
Also, make the Vatican huge.
slimpasty
+1
Level 66
Nov 11, 2022
Make Australia the shape of New Zealand, and New Zealand the shape of Australia
Difluzi
+1
Level 81
Nov 11, 2022
Swap the location of Cyprus and New Zealand and adjust their size accordingly.
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