U.S. States Viewer Voting #7.5

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First published: Sunday August 27th, 2023
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Group 5 was up for elimination, and the viewers voted on which state they wanted to SAVE.

Vote #7 stats: 9 viewers cast 27 votes!

Vermont and Wyoming are tied for the first one safe with seven votes.

VT: Wow! Congrats Wyoming!

WY: Thank goodness people acknowledge my existence.

TX: South Dakota, did you hear someone say something?

SD: Very funny, Texas. But as a state that borders Wyoming, I can confirm that she DOES exist.

WV: Well, if she does exist, then WHY is there a huge lake in the middle of the Rocky Mountains?

UT: Wdym? Are you talking about my salt lake?

TX: NO, BRO WEST VIRGINIA WAS TALKING ABOUT the nonexistent one.

WY: Seriously? Most of you guys are still avoiding me? What have I done to deserve this?

Anyways, ignoring that, (lol) Texas is safe with six likes.

TX: See? At least I exist.

Washington is safe with three votes.

OR: Congrats Washington!

UT: Oregon, why are you here? Only Group 5 members are supposed to be here. Do you like Washington or something?

OR: You know what, I'm gonna leave now. Bye, Washington!

Seriously, why is everybody talking too much all of a sudden? Anyways, Utah is safe with two votes.

THE BOTTOM FOUR
South Dakota

Virginia

West Virginia

Wisconsin

SD: I've been here before in Episode 6 when Tennessee was sadly eliminated.

VA: You're actually sad that Tennessee was eliminated? I, for one, am not. He and Kentucky give me a headache. They're so ANNOYING!

WV: No, they're not, big sis. They're actually quite kind.

VA: Oh, West Virginia. You always pretend to be the good guy. Anyway, your opinion doesn't matter to me.

WV: Well, it should!

VA: Shouldn't!

WV: Should!

VA: Shouldn't!

Can everyone just be quiet? I'm trying to read the votes here!

West Virginia is safe with one vote,

South Dakota is safe with one vote,

and...

the other two are tied with zero votes!

Virginia and Wisconsin, you are tied with zero votes.

FL: LOL! Imagine getting no votes! You two are just too bland to get any likes from anybody! See, California? Red states rule!

CA: No, Florida, blue states rule, and I'll prove that to you when I win!

FL: We'll see about that.

UT: WHY ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN GROUP FIVE JOINING US? THIS IS A GROUP FIVE CEREMONY ONLY!

Anyways, since Virginia and Wisconsin are tied, we will have a revote. Vote which of the two you want to save. Voting ends in 24 hours. (Sunday, August 27, 9:00 PT) Both of the states would like to give you reasons why they should stay.

Virginia's Pitch

Virginia: I can't believe I might get eliminated this early, but I just wanna say: I border the capital of our nation. Additionally, I am better than West Virginia at everything! Name any stat, and I'm sure that I beat West Virginia! Also, at my height, I encompassed most of the United States, as well as parts of Canada and Mexico. I was basically the ruler of North America! I was such a CHAD! Vote to save me, PLEASE!

Wisconsin's Pitch

Virginia is confused. Her pitch was so terrible! She was supposed to humiliate ME, not West Virginia! Anyways, all that Virginia does is argue with her little sister and brag about being a "chad." On the other hand, I border the Great Lakes, am home to the city of MIlwaukee, and I am a Green Bay Packers fan. I also make cheese. Imagine not liking cheese. If I get eliminated, cheese will cease to exist. It'll be a cheesy crisis!

Vote to SAVE!

Now that you've heard both pitches, vote on which state you want to save! Voting ends in 24 hours.

29 Comments

Level 60

Aug 27, 2023

[VA]

Level 74

Aug 27, 2023

[VA]

I had a good time in Virginia, but it's been a while.

Level 74

Aug 27, 2023

Also, give her back Jefferson County. It's too liberal for West Virginia.

Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

naurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Level 64

Aug 27, 2023

[VA]

Level 20

Aug 27, 2023

[WI] [WI] [WI]

He never said we couldn't vote three times.

Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

He never specified how many votes we could cast.

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Aug 27, 2023

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Level 64

Aug 27, 2023

You want to challenge?

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Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

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Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

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Level 64

Aug 29, 2023

Sure,

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Level 64

Aug 29, 2023

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Level 64

Aug 29, 2023

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Level 64

Aug 29, 2023

Ok, I fear I will be block bcuz of spam

Level 71

Aug 27, 2023

[VA]

Level 59

Aug 27, 2023

[WI][WI][WI]

Level 74

Aug 27, 2023

Idea: comments that go beyond one vote should subtract from a state, not add.

Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

that's a horrible idea

Level 60

Aug 27, 2023

Wonderful

Level 50

Aug 27, 2023

[VA]

Level 48

Aug 27, 2023

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE?

Level 48

Aug 27, 2023

Anyways: here are the current votes:

Virginia = MiecraftMan, Qyz, KIngsfisher, Jato, The Orca

Wisconsin=Rockum99, Nickelz, Gregyourpardon,Neodymium

It's 5-4 right now, HOWEVER, in the case of a 5-5 tie, Wisconsin will win because they were smart enough to find the loophole. So Wisconsin voters, you guys just need one of your friends to vote, and it will be a tie. You guys have a few hours left.

Level 66

Aug 27, 2023

SOMEONE VOTE FOR WISCONSINNN

Level 48

Aug 28, 2023

Time's up! Wisconsin loses.

Level 66

Aug 28, 2023

NOOOOOOO

Level 59

Aug 28, 2023

noo