Dawn of the JetPunk Empires - Part VI

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Seoul, Korean Empire - 10 December 2021

Tigerheart: I will continue to expand my empire! Korea will soon rule the world! My army is so great that I will be able to take on multiple empires at a time. I will conquer Germany, and destroy their empire. I will also attack Chilefornia, to show them that Korea is not for sale. And finally I will attack the Great Southern Empire, because Australia is hands down the best country on the planet :).

Tigerheart enforces conscription in his empire, and soon has over 6 million troops! He divides into even portions and sends them into Germany, California, and Australia. Unfortunately for tigerheart, his new conscripts are poorly trained and have a hard time invading these lands. They all however advance, given their huge numbers.

The Korean army in Germany finds it surprisingly undefended considering Germany were expecting an attack any time. The army quickly takes over Berlin, and then all of Germany is surrendered to Korea. The troops celebrate at the fall of the Second German Empire.

Tigerheart: 1 down, 2 to go.

Felix: Hey tigerheart!

Tigerheart: Yes?

Felix: My empire still remains. You forgot to attack Kaliningrad!

Tigerheart: Thanks for the reminder. It will soon be mine.

Felix: Oops. That was a bad idea. I shouldn't have reminded him.

Over in California, the Korean troops advance, surprisingly defeating TNT's armies in important battles at Sacramento and Tijuana. They push through Mexico and Central America, and soon threaten to accomplish their goal of destroying Chilefornia.

Desperate to slow down the Korean military, TNT calls on Nauru to join a coalition against Korea. Afghabwe agrees and begins a counteroffensive from the north, easily taking over the relatively undefended California.

By the time the news of Nauru's involvement reaches the generals of the Korean army, they have already captured as far south as Quito (so Yako declares war on Korea). MG, fearing that Korea won't stop at Chilefornia, and will continue to invade Minas Gerais, joins the coalition, and declares war on Korea. The Korean generals send troops back north to stop Nauru's advance, but it is all in vain. Turnbacktwo, who already lost land to Korea, joins the coalition and together with TNT and MG's armies, they push Korea back up through Central America and into Southern Mexico. They plan on pushing them all the way out of Chilefornia, but meet Nauru at the Guatemala-Mexico border. Nauru had managed to defeat Korean troops, and Korea is banished from the whole continent. Turnbcktwo's troops remove Korea from the Caribbean, and the land is given back to its original owners.

Down in Australia, the Korean troops make a landings at Cooktown, Port Douglas, Cairns and Darwin. They push into the Australian tropics and their four fronts meet. Together, the united armies push down along the coast, taking Townsville, Mackay, Rockhampton, Bundaberg, Gladstone, and Hervey Bay. Geopro desperately calls on his allies, the QuizzerBros and Aficionado, to come over and help them. The QB's were already mad at Korea for taking a lot of their land already, so they gladly agreed to help. Aficionado agreed to send half of his army to help out in Australia. The three megaforces combine at the Sunshine Coast, and push Korea back up the coast. Korea make a smart move and quickly encircle the opposition armies by capturing Brisbane and the Gold Coast. Trapped, the armies desperately call for the Pacific Empire to help. Just as Korea begins to take the entire army as POW's, the Pacific army turn up and make a landing at Byron Bay. They push up and meet Korea at the Queensland-NSW border and distract them for long enough, for GSE, GIE, and PBC to break through the barrier trapping them. They encircle Korea at Brisbane and defeat them. Then they easily push up through the Queensland coast and send Korea packing. The Korean troops vow never to return to Australia again.

With Korea defeated in Chilefornia and Australia, all their troops unite in a huge strike at Kaliningrad. They gather up a total of 5 million troops and make their surge. They are met by the entirety of Felix's remaining army, which stand no chance. Just as they are about to surrender, the armies of the Macedonian Empire, the Blaze Empire, the Apostolic Armenian Empire, the other half of the Greater Indian Empire, Med-Atlantic Empire, GrandOldLand, the Empire's Empire, the Vampire Empire, the Veggie Caliphate, the Imperial Union, and The imperium Sanctus' army from Russia turn up and surround all 5 million of Korea's troops. About 3 million of them faint instantly, and they are all rounded up and put in prison in a large jail in Poland. They all leave Kaliningrad undefended (because Korea is defeated).

Tigerheart can't believe that practically the whole world united to defeat him. Even ducklingpanda took time to send him a statement of disagreement with his decisions from Middle Earth! The night after his defeat at Kaliningrad, he decides to sneak in and take it himself. The armies of the world are all together, and taking over Korea. They capture Seoul and demand Tigerheart's surrender. Tigerheart doesn't answer though. They move their troops to take over Latvia and Estonia, and still have no reply of surrender.

thegoatisgoaty decides to tell them all a secret: My top secret plan was to make the whole world unite together and finish the Korean Empire for their war crimes. But Felix and I also built a weapon of mass destruction in a fortress in Kaliningrad. That way, Korea could never take over the Second German Empire.

Turnbacktwo: Can we see it?

Felix: Sure! And then we'll find tigerheart.

The world leaders go to Kaliningrad to see the weapon. It is a huge missile launcher on top of a massive fortress overlooking the city.

thegoatisgoaty: It is an automatic reloading missile with a range that can reach the whole Northern Hemisphere!

The world leaders all gasp.

thegoatisgoaty: I know, it's pretty cool right! It's reinforced with titanium and vibranium. We've called it the Ballistic Destroyer Missile 2000!

The world leaders gasp again. A large roar suddenly erupts from the missile. thegoatisgoaty turns to see what the world leaders were really gasping at. Standing on the fortress, and operating the missile, and Tigerheart himself.

He pulls out a megaphone and shouts orders at all the world leaders. The problem is, that he is a kilometre away, and cannot be heard over the roar of the weapon, despite his megaphone.

MG pulls out his phone and texts tigerheart, telling him the problem. Tigerheart texts back:

Tigerheart: You must all surrender your empires to me, or I'll blast you into next year!

MG: Can we start a group chat about this. It'd be easier to discuss then.

They start a group chat and everyone begins a texting frenzy. One by one, they surrender their empires to tigerheart. Soon, the only one left is thegoatisgoaty. He hesitates to surender, knowing that if he does, then tigerheart will rule the world. Slowly he types, one word at a time, that he sureenders the great Macedonian Empire to Korea.

Tigerheart erupts in laughter through the megaphone, but no one can hear him so he write "lol" into the group chat. The former world leaders look around in despair. There is now only one country left, and they don't know the future the tigerheart has in mind for them.

Tigerhear begins to type another order into the group chat. The former world leaders look at their phones to see what he will say. They all keep their heads down, looking at their screens for a few minutes. It still says: "The_one_and_only_Tigerheart is typing...."

Geopro: Mate! He's writing a bit of an essay!

The former world leaders look up to the fortress, but Tigerheart is gone.

Yako: Where did he go?

MCM: Idk

*ducklingpanda has entred the group* flashes up on the leaders screens.

They look around, just in time to see ducklingpanda, riding a goblin, riding and ogre, riding a stone giant, riding a dragon swoop in to the middle of the circle of former leaders. In one hand, ducklingpanda holds his phone, and in the other, he holds tigerheart. The world leaders and their armies take tigerheart, and instead of putting him in prison, they confine him to the Eagle's Nest in Germany, and he enjoys his life with a view over the alps, wishing that he had never annoyed the entire world by his actions in the first place.

The newly re-appointed world leaders strengthen relationships together, and agree not to start another war anytime soon, especially not between the Pentente and the Infinity League. ducklingpanda receives many thanks, and then returns to Middle Earth.

The Korean Empire is given back to its original owners, with Chilefornia receiving Korea, thegoatisgoaty getting Estonia, and Felix getting Latvia.

Hobart, Great Southern Empire - 11 December 2021

Geopro: We should make a memorial for the army who bravely defended the empire against the 2 million Korean troops that invaded us yesterday.

He sets up multiple war memorials at cities where large battles were fought.

Yerevan, Apostolic Armenian Empire- 12 December 2021

In the darkness of Yerevan's streets at night, a group of mysterious hooded figures make their way to Yako's royal palace. They go up the front steps and are surprised that there are no guards to stop them. They enter and take of their hoods. It's the STF from Brazil!!!

They smile to each other. Their plan would be easier than they thought with Yako distracted by the whole Korea thing. They quickly take control of the completely undefended capital. They also discover documents in the palace outlining all of Yako's schemes. They read through them and decide to use his preparations to their advantage. They keep the animals from Ecuador in Azerbaijan, and plan on enhancing them into superfighters.

They take all of the AAE before Yako comes back, and when he does finally return, they use his army to capture him and put him in prison. They begin to continue their scheme of creating animal superfighters and releasing in the Empire of the Minas Gerais for revenge on MG and his army.

Delhi, Greater Indian Empire - 13 December 2021

Aficionado: I will send my national astrologists to the space fields in Russia and make a landing on the moon. I will be able to claim it and be the most populated, and biggest empire in on earth (and the moon).

McKenzieFam: I will also explore space using my NASA facilities. I will launch from Cape Canaveral and claim the half of the moon that you don't claim. Then I will continue to explore further, and one day will reach Mars.

Aficionado's astronauts launch from Russia, and McKenzieFam's launch from Florida. The launches are successful and the rockets make their way out of the atmosphere towards the moon.

Belo Horizonte, Empire of the Minas Gerais - 14 December 2021

By now, the news of the STF's takeover of the AAE has spread abroad. The STF have not made public their plans with the empire, but MG knows they plan revenge on him. So he calls up Yako's former allies and convinces them to invade the AAE and dethrone the STF because the land is rightfully theirs. MiecraftMan also decides to, because the AAE gained independence from him, and he has the most right to claim the land.

So before the STF can begin their plans, the armies of the Veggie Caliphate, Blaze Empire, the Macedonian Empire, the Greater Indian Empire, and a small force from Chilefornia invade Armenia and capture Yerevan. They dethrone the STF, and split up the land of the AAE between them. The Veggie Caliphate gains Armenia and Equatorial Guinea, the Blaze Empire gets Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, the Greater Indian Empire gets Bhutan, the Macedonian Empire gets Serbia, the Empire of Minas Gerais gets Bolivia, and the Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate gets Namibia, Chilefornia gets Ecuador, and the Great Southern Empire gets Azerbaijan. Kazakhstan is shared by the GIE and Blaze Empire for its space fields (sorry Angbo)

Palapye, Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate - 15 December 2021

QB1: What should we call the new alloy we've discovered?

QB2: Ultramegatanium?

QB1: Great! What should we use it for?

QB2: I have a great idea. So far we haven't dicovered anything that can break it right?

QB1: True. It's stronger than Adamantium.

QB2:But we found a way to melt it down into liquid form, right?

QB1: Right. But it hardens again after a few seconds.

QB2: We should task our scientists with finding a way to make some of it into a super-soldier serum, then inject a division of soldiers with it. They can be our special task force and we'll call them the Alpha Squadron. They will be undefeatable!

QB1: Wow! No one would be able to stop us. What will we do with the rest of the metal?

QB2: We could either use it for defence fortresses and infrastructure, or we could trade it to other empires for a huge price to get even richer.

QB1: We should use it to build. Ultramegatanium is ours, and ours only. If we trade it, either empires may replicate it and we will have no advantage.

QB2: Ok. We will use it to raise the Alpha Squadron and to upgrade our lacking infrastructure.

QB1: Hey, MiecraftMan!

MCM: Yeah?

QB1: Would you like to sign a non aggression pact to prevent us going to war in the near future?

MCM: Absolutely!

QB2: Great! Maybe we should sign one with turnbacktwo as well.

Turnbacktwo: Ok.

The three superpowers in Africa sign a non-aggression pact to prevent war in the continent, and they enjoy peace for now

Reykjavik, Imperial Union - 16 December 2021

TNT: ZooTuber, join the Pentente. The IS are in the Infinity League.
ZT3000: Ok. I will join.

TNT: Great! We will not go to war with the Inifinity League yet

We have no quarrel with them at the moment, although Macedonia wants Turkey, and GIE wants Vietnam.

Athens, Macedonian Empire - 17 December 2021

thegoatisgoaty: I really need Turkey Afghab! I'll give you back Crimea for it. I really need Istanbul, Smyrna, Ephasus, Antioch and all the other ancient cities.

Afghabwe: Ok, but I need more than just Crimea back. Turkey is a big place! And I will also keep Gaziantep.

thegoatisgoaty: Ok. I'll give you Serbia as well then. They have lots of raspberies.

Afghabwe: Ok. Deal. One Turkey (accept for Gaziantep) for Crimea and Serbia.

thegoatisgoaty: Done!

The deal is completed and thegoatisgoaty signs a non-aggression pact with Afghabwe.

Taipei, Vampire Empire - 18 December 2021

Aficionado: Hey, Angbo. I need Vietnam from you.

Angbo: No can do, my friend, it starts with 'v'

Aficionado: But so does Veggie, a casilion other places.

Angbo: Yeah, I know. I can't get everything that starts with 'v'. But I need to keep Vietnam.

Aficionado: Well, ok then. I'd think wisely about it. You don't want to get onto the wrong side of the Greater Indian Empire!

Aficionado sends spies into Taipei to see Angbo's plans. He has a few plans to conquer more 'v' places, but none besides that.

Aficionado then sends the spies into Vietnam to see how well defended the area is. The spies return and report to Aficionado that the area around HCMC and Hanoi are well fortified, but other parts are undefended. Aficionado ponders his next move. If he declares war on the Vampires, the Pentente and the Infinity League may be at war, and no one really wants that yet.

Juneau, Empires Empire - 19 December 2021

Jetpunker180: My project is complete! Now there is a bullet train network from Juneau to the Ural Mountains! I can visit almost my whole empire on this new system!

JP180 takes the train back and forth for fun, whilst plotting the future of his empire.

Beijing, Imperium Sanctus - 20 December 2021

cathlete: My army has finally returned! It took about long enough! Now that they are back, I can focus on my international relations.

cathlete establishes trade agreements with all of the members of the Infinity League.

Abuja, Veggie Caliphate - 21 December 2021

MCM: TNT, can you give me the Galapagos Archipelago? What do you want in exchange?

TNT: I'd like Nigeria in exchange.

MCM: That's the main part of my empire! Maybe you can have the eastern coastal area?

TNT: That works for me. Galapagos is yours.

Breaking News, Worldwide - 22 December 2021

The empires of the world have again changed dramatically since last update. This update, we bring to you the news of the fall of the Korean Empire! Tigerheart has been taken prisoner and his empire has been split up between other empires. Also, Yako's Apostolic Armenian Empire has dissolved from within, with a little bit of help from Brazil's STF. The AAE has also been split up between Yako's allies, MCM and QB's. Here is a quick summary of the empires that still exist:

- The Great Southern Empire:

Capital: Hobart

Biggest city: Jakarta

Countries: Australia, New Zealand (Wellington, South Island and Pavlova), Indonesia, East Timor, United States (Hawaii), Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, France (New Caledonia), South Africa, Tanzania, Azerbaijan.

Leader: Emperor Geopro

Population: 469 million

- The Blaze Empire:

Capital: Tehran

Biggest city: Tehran

Countries included: Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Monaco, Spain, United Kingdom (Gibraltar), Syria, Iraq, New Zealand (Antarctica), Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, half of the moon.

Leader: His (Great) Imperial Awesomeness, Solomon Blaze III

Population: 283 million

- Greater Indian Empire:

Capital: New Delhi

Biggest city: Delhi

Countries: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Comoros, Mauritius, France (Mayotte and Reunion), United Kingdom (BIOT), Madagascar, Norway (Antarctica), Mozambique, half of the moon, Bhutan, Kazakhstan, Seychelles.

Leader: Emperor Aficionado

Population: 1.997 billion

- Empire of the Minas Gerais:

Capital: Belo Horizonte

Biggest city: Sao Paulo

Countries: Brazil, Botswana (Chobe National Park), France (French Polynesia), Uruguay, Bolivia, Argentina.

Leader: MG17

Population: 272 million

- The Pacific Empire:

Capital: Suva

Biggest city: Tokyo

Countries included: Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Solomon Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Palau, Philippines, Vanuatu, Japan, Tuvalu, New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington).

Leader: FacterLiger0804

Population: 241 million

- The Nauru Empire:

Capital: Gaziantep

Biggest city: New York

Countries: Nauru, Tuvalu, United States (Except for Hawaii, Alaska, the Carolinas, Wisconsin, California, Virginia and overseas territories), New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington), Turkey (Gaziantep), Djibouti, Kuwait, Russia (Crimea), Serbia.

Leader: Afghabwe

Population: 267 million

- The Imperial Union:

Capital: Reykjavik

Biggest city: Kathmandu

Countries: Iceland, Oman, Papua New Guinea, Trinidad and Tobago, Canada (British Columbia), United States (Puerto Rico), China (Tibet), Nepal, Slovakia, Luxembourg, Andorra.

Leader: ZooTuber3000

Population: 58 million

- The Macedonian Empire:

Capital: Athens

Biggest city: Moscow

Countries: Greece, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Albania, Georgia, Kosovo, Romania, Moldova, Russia (European part except for Crimea), Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Turkey, Ukraine, Belarus, Israel (Jerusalem), Egypt, Syria, Serbia, Estonia.

Leader: thegoatisgoaty

Population: 437 million

- The Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate:

Capital: Palapye/Gaborone

Biggest City: Kinshasa

Countries included: Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, Malawi, Congo, D.R. Congo, Gabon, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Eswatini, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Barbados, Lesotho, Cameroon, Equatorial GuineaCentral African Republic, South Sudan, Ethiopia, EritreaSudan, Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, New Zealand (South Island), France (Antarctica), Ghana.

Leader: The QuizzerBros

Population: 554 million

- The Vampire Empire:

Capital: Taipei

Biggest city: Ho Chi Minh City

Countries: Taiwan, United States (overseas territories and Virginia), Vietnam, Vanuatu, Venezuela (except Maracaibo), Vatican City, Spain (Valencia), Lithuania, Malta, Russia (Vladivostok), Canada (Vancouver), Mexico (Veracruz), Burundi.

Leader: Angbo

Population: 183 million

- GrandOldLand:

Capital: Nuuk

Biggest city: Luanda

Countries: Canada (Newfoundland, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba), Denmark (Greenland), Angola, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Belize, United States (Wisconsin), Suriname, Paraguay.

Leader: ClutchNferno

Population: 116 million

- Chilefornia:

Capital: San Francisco

Biggest city: Mexico City

Countries: United States (California), Mexico (except for Veracruz), Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador (Except Galapagos Islands), Peru, Chile (besides Southern part), Venezuela (Maracaibo), Sao Tome and Principe, North Korea, South Korea, Nigeria (south east coast)

Leader: TheNatureThread

Population: 447 million

National food: Dhokla, Dabeli, Burritos and Tacos

- Republic of Carolina:

Capital: Charlotte

Biggest city: Charlotte

Countries: United States (Carolinas), United Kingdom (Bermuda)

Leader: JackQuizzer

Population: 15 million

- The Empire's Empire:

Capital: Juneau

Biggest city: Anchorage

Countries: United States (Alaska), Russia (Siberia), Somalia

Leader: Jetpunker180

Population: 49 million

- British Isles Empire:

Capital: London

Biggest city: London

Countries: United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, Russia (Severny Island), Canada (Baffin Island).

Leader: BigGeographyGuy

Population: 72 million

Vassals: Duchy of Wyvernia (Leader: NiobiumVoid)

- Med-Atlantic Empire:

Capital: Tangier

Biggest city: Milan

Countries: Algeria, Morocco, Mauritania, Senegal, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cape Verde, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Cyprus, France, Portugal, Guyana, Grenada, Ivory Coast, Benin, Italy (except for Elba), Spain (Balearic Islands).

Leader: turnbacktwo

Population: 372 million

- Imperium Sanctus:

Capital: Beijing

Biggest city: Guangzhou

Countries: China (minus southern Tibet), Mongolia, Russia (around Lake Baikal)

Leader: cathlete

Population: 1.402 billion

- Veggie Caliphate:

Capital: Abuja

Biggest city: Lagos

Countries: Nigeria (except south east coast), Armenia, Niger, Greece (Crete), Iraq, Syria, Chad, Eritrea, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel (besides Jerusalem), Equatorial Guinea, Ecuador (Galapagos Archipelago).

Leader: MiecraftMan

Population: 356 million

Vassals: Apostolic Armenian Empire (Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA)

Viniga Sultanate:

Capital: Jerusalem

Biggest City: Cairo

Countries: Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

Leader: Sultan Viniga

Population: 0 million

National Food: Salt and Vinegar Chips

Second German Empire:

Capital: Berlin

Biggest City: The Ruhr, Cologne/Dusseldorf or Berlin

Countries: Germany, Russia (Kaliningrad), Poland, Latvia

Leader: Felix1958

Population: 124 million

Middle Earth Empire:

Capital: Unknown

Biggest City: Unknown

Countries: Unknown

Leader: ducklingpanda1245

Population: Unknown

Korean Empire:

Capital: Seoul

Biggest City: Seoul

Countries: North Korea, South Korea, Estonia, Latvia, Ghana, Austria, Poland, Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saint Lucia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Grenada, Dominica, Barbados, Italy (except for Elba).

Leader: Tigerheart1919

Population: 0 million

Apostolic Armenian Empire:

Capital: Yerevan

Biggest City: Tashkent

Countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Ecuador, Iraq, Syria, Serbia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Equatorial Guinea, Namibia, Bhutan, Bolivia.

Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA

Population: 0 million

National Food: Raspberry tarts with rose oil

Grande Empire:

Capital: Half Tree Hollow

Biggest city: Portoferraio

Countries: United Kingdom (Saint Helena), Italy (Elba)

Leader: Napoleon Bonaparte

Population: 35 thousand

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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
FIRST!!! amazing blog
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Level 58
Nov 24, 2021
Thanks so much for your support MCM!
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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
Will the changes be made to my empire’s profile next episode?if it survives<\s>
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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
And also my trade with Thread?
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Level 58
Nov 24, 2021
What?
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Level 65
Nov 24, 2021
We were planning to trade Galapagos islands for Southeastern Nigeria after I got Ecuador back :)
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Level 58
Nov 24, 2021
Oh yeah, I forgot lol. I guess I'll do it now
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Level 65
Nov 24, 2021
Second! This was so intense! The war against Korea was probably the most intense thing ever on JetPunk other than cyprus debates And now I have Korea! This has been a great series so far, and I am very excited for season 2! Hopefully there'll be infinite seasons lol

Wow we've forgotten about the whole Tancred/Tigerheart controversy, I guess this will be the final mention of that ever lol

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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
Yes, this episode was really intense!
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Level 65
Nov 24, 2021
the controversy was pretty intense so that makes sense lol
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Level 58
Nov 24, 2021
Yeah the war was certainly the most intense thing in DOTJE so far
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Also the Tanc drama was what led to Yako's being shadowbanned and in the story, the downfall of the AAE was a result of Yako being involved with Korea so... the similarities are there
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021
To be even more accurate, Yako's citizens start a rebellion because of their anger with the war.
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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
And also in my empire’s profile Armenia shouldn’t be strikethroughed.
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Level 58
Nov 24, 2021
Oh woops! Fixed!
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Level 61
Nov 24, 2021
Nice blog! Can't wait to mobilize the Alpha Division lol
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Thanks! Please don't use them against me!
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Level 61
Nov 25, 2021
Don't worry about that. Fellow Aussies are never hostile!
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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
Yesssss!!! ITS HERE!!!!
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Yes it is!
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Level 56
Nov 24, 2021
I will give you my side of Antarctica for Azerbaijan. Or maybe Gibraltar if you like? Also if you do trade with me, Solomon Blaze will pay for Emporer Geopro to have a 16 scoop ice cream.
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
I'll consider that offer thank you. And can I make that a 17 scoop ice cream, or is that asking for too much? :)
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Nope it's fine. However there are no shops in the Blaze Empire who sell that much ice cream, due to our hot climate. Come to New Zealand, Solomon Blaze will meet you there and buy you 17 scoop ice cream.

(If you accept this deal, be sure to write the ice cream part in the next one!)

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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Lol
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Level 63
Nov 24, 2021
Wow! Loved it! The world united to defeat Korea and Tanc is locked like Grindelwald.

Ha! I reached moon and now will build a sprawling colony on Luna. Here, I proclaim the flag of moon once again:

Geopro, I'd build you a beautiful palace on the Moon or have your name written on it so that you can look at it from a telescope for Azerbaijan lol, whichever you like. Though, honestly, I'm not interested in Azerbaijan.

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Level 65
Nov 24, 2021
Now what about our empires' flags? I might make some :)
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021

Here is the flag of Chilefornia :) I'll do some other empires next.

Blue is for the Ocean, white is for aesthetic purposes, as well as peace and the overseas territories, and red is for unity and diversity. The condor is the national animal, being found in Chile and California, and is represented in the silhouette.

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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Blaze Empire is a black field with flame coming horizontally from the pole side toward the flying end. I can't make it appear here but maybe you can visualize it??? The flames are car-decal style.
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Ok, nice flags btw! I'll also consider your offer Aficionado (even though you're not really interested lol)
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Level 63
Nov 25, 2021
It has lots of natural gas. Since I couldn't get oil from the Middle East, I would like to have natural gas instead lol.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Picture this: My flag is a blue background (representing the sky), with two skyscrapers crumbling. In their place is two evergreen trees. This represents the fall of human destruction and the birth of a hopefully long lasting eco-friendly empire. In the middle of the evergreens is a person, representing that humankind lives in harmony with nature in the Veggie Caliphate.
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021
@McKenzie I’ll try. I probably can’t draw it so I’ll just copy a car decal.

@MCM Wow, that’s complicated. Maybe that can be your seal, but I think the flag should be more simple :)

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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Oh wow you're actually going to make it?
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021

Here :)

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Level 65
Nov 26, 2021
i just realized i put it on the wrong side whoops
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Level 56
Nov 26, 2021
lol funny mistake still looks great!!!
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Level 56
Nov 27, 2021
@TheNatureThread, that’s my flag, I know some other complicated country flags that are less complicated than this. It’s completely okay if you can’t draw it, nobody said you were obliged to.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Oh and also I need to find some aliens somewhere so I can sell them to whoever wants to turn them on the veggies. Is that Aficionado?
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Idk if you can find aliens in this galaxy.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Idk either but I Aficionado wants aliens to strike against the Veggies and so I want to find them and sell them to him.
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Lol intergalactic slave trade!
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Level 63
Nov 25, 2021
Not the Veggies, the Vampires. To raid Vietnam.

You don't really have to "sell" them because I am a kind ruler to Earthlings and aliens alike. I would request them with utmost respect to strike Vietnam. That's it. 😅

If Middle Earth is possible, then aliens are too!!!

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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
I don't think I'll have aliens attacking an empire sorry. I don't want to make it too sci-fi. I only added middle earth because it was a request for an empire. I didn't even know what middle earth was before I looked it up even though I've read the hobbit (but not the Lord of the rings) lol
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Level 63
Nov 25, 2021
Well, okay. Just don't have an empire take over my lands. ;)
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Level 37
Nov 25, 2021
Ugh, just said about Talibans. The Quadruple Alliance needs to defeat them (on this other parallel universe)
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Level 64
Nov 25, 2021
Great blog, as always! I see things are getting very intense now lol but I don't think my empire could survive a war. Could I formally join the Quintuple Pentete? :)
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
I think that is quite alright. I'm sure the pentente would welcome you!
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Welcome to the Pentete!
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Level 65
Nov 26, 2021
Welcome! quintuple pentente is a tautology
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Level 37
Nov 25, 2021
All the Quads joined the Pentente, but I’m still with a foot besides that. But anyway, amazing chapter now! STF is finally gone! Next step? Rede Globo. My suggestion, is that Taliban starts to take power from Stanistan, and the Empires join to defeat Taliban. While that, they suffer some internal crisis, and Rede Globo starts to defame against EMG, and the remainings of STF and other former governments try to get some land from me.
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Level 64
Nov 25, 2021
Lol is this in context of the Quadverse or in the DOTJE world?
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Level 37
Nov 25, 2021
DOTJE. Taliban ran to this parallel universe and is making chaos again.
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021
Yessss Turkey I have so many cities now just a few more but I would also need Italy and Iraq. For now, I will work on strengthening my economy.
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Cool
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
I feel like the empires not in an alliance that aren’t that powerful (Grande, Carolina, GrandOldLand) will fall next episode.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Possibly even MG, because he isn’t in the pent yet, but I doubt it. And I don’t think Felix either since he shares the missile. If however there was a war between Goaty and Felix, Felix would definitely get knocked out.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Also does anyone have the UAE ? Because I would like that if no one has it already
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Level 37
Nov 25, 2021
The Pentente actually won’t change many things. With the rumors of Rede Globo, my empire is maybe gonna receive more projection. I would agree with Grande Empire (I just liked it because of Portuguese word lol). I’m not trusting on Pentente, mainly after Goaty’s disrespectful conduct to Quadruple Alliance, and after some problems we had with MiecraftMan and the Veggies.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
I think Angbo has it, idk but I know it is claimed.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Angbo doesn't have It, he just has 'V' places
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
Oh my bad somebody, I think Angbo, asked for it sometime but I guess Geopro didn’t see it, or he didn’t grant their wishes.
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Level 56
Nov 25, 2021
I would want it also, but I won’t be rude so I’ll let you have it. I do want Qatar and Bahrain if they aren’t claimed yet.
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Oh yeah. QB's asked for it a while ago and I forgot. Maybe they could have it, Mckenzie can have Qatar and MCM Bahrain (sorry it is so small). I don't think anyone else has any of those yet. Also the Baltic States reclaimed independence from Korea after it was defeated. Maybe you could get those instead?
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Level 65
Nov 25, 2021
Didn't me and Felix get them? Also is Felix shadow-banned and if he is can you add him to the Pentente because I want to ally with him.
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Level 58
Nov 26, 2021
Yup, sorry about that. I completely forgot!
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Level 56
Nov 26, 2021
Hold on, if Felix is shadowbanned then his Empire might collapse right?
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Level 65
Nov 26, 2021
Maybe it can be a vassal of another empire like Yako's was.
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Level 58
Nov 26, 2021
Not sure if he is shadow banned. If he is, then maybe it will collapse.
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Level 56
Nov 26, 2021
He is shadowbanned. He posted another user spotlight and it isn’t in the RUB. Stewart also said he was shadowbanned in the Jetpunk Change Log. He has an alt though that he comments on, just like YakosaysCOMMENT.
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Level 56
Nov 28, 2021
Well I can settle for Qatar. Thanks Geopro!
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Level 65
Nov 28, 2021
If it is any vassal I think it could be mine because we are allies and I border his empire. If he has a commenting account I think he should not become a vassal.
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Level 58
Nov 28, 2021
@McKenzieFam cool

@thegoatisgoaty idk what I'm gonna do with Felix. A vassal is a possible option though.

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Level 53
Nov 25, 2021
This was a very interesting edition, and I thoroughly enjoyed all the exciting twists and the action-packed plotline. You've outdone yourself again, Geopro!
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Level 58
Nov 25, 2021
Thank you very much. You're all too kind!
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Level 61
Nov 29, 2021
um.. sorry but i do think i wouldnt make another svg quiz about dotje. maybe miecraftman or you will like to do this?
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Level 56
Nov 30, 2021
Sorry, I suck with SVG :/
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Level 58
Nov 30, 2021
I suck too. That's fine Angbo.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
It has come to my attention that the Seychelles is missing from my empire's profile. Can you please correct that?
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Level 58
Nov 30, 2021
Oh yeah, fixed!
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Level 63
Dec 1, 2021
Thanks. By the way, congrats for making it into the Blog Games! :)
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Level 58
Dec 1, 2021
Thanks
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Level 56
Nov 30, 2021
Hey Geopro! This just got you third place in Week Two of the Blog Games!!

Blog Games Week 2

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Level 58
Nov 30, 2021
Awesome, thanks!
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Level 56
Nov 30, 2021
Oh and MiecraftMan is giving me half of his nuclear weapons in exchange for half a million kilos of modified super-carrots.
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Level 56
Nov 30, 2021
And then I’m selling those carrots for the money to make a trade with Thread for Santa Barbara. (The reason because SB is a beautiful city, not because I’m from there. If that were my reason then I wouldn’t be eligible for president of VC). For more info see the VC blog I made.
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Level 58
Nov 30, 2021
Yeah, I already read that
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Level 56
Dec 1, 2021
And I love tigerheart's threat! I'll blast you into next year! Gotta use that next time I'm having a NERF war....
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Level 56
Dec 2, 2021
Oh no! Look who's taking the bullet train back and forth for fun!! It's not JetPunker180!! It looks like Jet*unker180 (hopefully you see what I mean before anyone with banishment powers does!☺)
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Level 48
Dec 12, 2021
I'm flattered.
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Level 58
Dec 12, 2021
Lol