Dawn of the JetPunk Empires - Part VI
Last updated: Tuesday June 21st, 2022
Seoul, Korean Empire - 10 December 2021
Tigerheart: I will continue to expand my empire! Korea will soon rule the world! My army is so great that I will be able to take on multiple empires at a time. I will conquer Germany, and destroy their empire. I will also attack Chilefornia, to show them that Korea is not for sale. And finally I will attack the Great Southern Empire,
because Australia is hands down the best country on the planet :).
Tigerheart enforces conscription in his empire, and soon has over 6 million troops! He divides into even portions and sends them into Germany, California, and Australia. Unfortunately for tigerheart, his new conscripts are poorly trained and have a hard time invading these lands. They all however advance, given their huge numbers.
The Korean army in Germany finds it surprisingly undefended considering Germany were expecting an attack any time. The army quickly takes over Berlin, and then all of Germany is surrendered to Korea. The troops celebrate at the fall of the Second German Empire.
Tigerheart: 1 down, 2 to go.
Felix: Hey tigerheart!
Felix: My empire still remains. You forgot to attack Kaliningrad!
Tigerheart: Thanks for the reminder. It will soon be mine.
Felix: Oops. That was a bad idea. I shouldn't have reminded him.
Over in California, the Korean troops advance, surprisingly defeating TNT's armies in important battles at Sacramento and Tijuana. They push through Mexico and Central America, and soon threaten to accomplish their goal of destroying Chilefornia.
Desperate to slow down the Korean military, TNT calls on Nauru to join a coalition against Korea. Afghabwe agrees and begins a counteroffensive from the north, easily taking over the relatively undefended California.
By the time the news of Nauru's involvement reaches the generals of the Korean army, they have already captured as far south as Quito (so Yako declares war on Korea). MG, fearing that Korea won't stop at Chilefornia, and will continue to invade Minas Gerais, joins the coalition, and declares war on Korea. The Korean generals send troops back north to stop Nauru's advance, but it is all in vain. Turnbacktwo, who already lost land to Korea, joins the coalition and together with TNT and MG's armies, they push Korea back up through Central America and into Southern Mexico. They plan on pushing them all the way out of Chilefornia, but meet Nauru at the Guatemala-Mexico border. Nauru had managed to defeat Korean troops, and Korea is banished from the whole continent. Turnbcktwo's troops remove Korea from the Caribbean, and the land is given back to its original owners.
Down in Australia, the Korean troops make a landings at Cooktown, Port Douglas, Cairns and Darwin. They push into the Australian tropics and their four fronts meet. Together, the united armies push down along the coast, taking Townsville, Mackay, Rockhampton, Bundaberg, Gladstone, and Hervey Bay. Geopro desperately calls on his allies, the QuizzerBros and Aficionado, to come over and help them. The QB's were already mad at Korea for taking a lot of their land already, so they gladly agreed to help. Aficionado agreed to send half of his army to help out in Australia. The three megaforces combine at the Sunshine Coast, and push Korea back up the coast. Korea make a smart move and quickly encircle the opposition armies by capturing Brisbane and the Gold Coast. Trapped, the armies desperately call for the Pacific Empire to help. Just as Korea begins to take the entire army as POW's, the Pacific army turn up and make a landing at Byron Bay. They push up and meet Korea at the Queensland-NSW border and distract them for long enough, for GSE, GIE, and PBC to break through the barrier trapping them. They encircle Korea at Brisbane and defeat them. Then they easily push up through the Queensland coast and send Korea packing. The Korean troops vow never to return to Australia again.
With Korea defeated in Chilefornia and Australia, all their troops unite in a huge strike at Kaliningrad. They gather up a total of 5 million troops and make their surge. They are met by the entirety of Felix's remaining army, which stand no chance. Just as they are about to surrender, the armies of the Macedonian Empire, the Blaze Empire, the Apostolic Armenian Empire, the other half of the Greater Indian Empire, Med-Atlantic Empire, GrandOldLand, the Empire's Empire, the Vampire Empire, the Veggie Caliphate, the Imperial Union, and The imperium Sanctus' army from Russia turn up and surround all 5 million of Korea's troops. About 3 million of them faint instantly, and they are all rounded up and put in prison in a large jail in Poland. They all leave Kaliningrad undefended (because Korea is defeated).
Tigerheart can't believe that practically the whole world united to defeat him. Even ducklingpanda took time to send him a statement of disagreement with his decisions from Middle Earth! The night after his defeat at Kaliningrad, he decides to sneak in and take it himself. The armies of the world are all together, and taking over Korea. They capture Seoul and demand Tigerheart's surrender. Tigerheart doesn't answer though. They move their troops to take over Latvia and Estonia, and still have no reply of surrender.
thegoatisgoaty decides to tell them all a secret: My top secret plan was to make the whole world unite together and finish the Korean Empire for their war crimes. But Felix and I also built a weapon of mass destruction in a fortress in Kaliningrad. That way, Korea could never take over the Second German Empire.
Turnbacktwo: Can we see it?
Felix: Sure! And then we'll find tigerheart.
The world leaders go to Kaliningrad to see the weapon. It is a huge missile launcher on top of a massive fortress overlooking the city.
thegoatisgoaty: It is an automatic reloading missile with a range that can reach the whole Northern Hemisphere!
The world leaders all gasp.
thegoatisgoaty: I know, it's pretty cool right! It's reinforced with titanium and vibranium. We've called it the Ballistic Destroyer Missile 2000!
The world leaders gasp again. A large roar suddenly erupts from the missile. thegoatisgoaty turns to see what the world leaders were really gasping at. Standing on the fortress, and operating the missile, and Tigerheart himself.
He pulls out a megaphone and shouts orders at all the world leaders. The problem is, that he is a kilometre away, and cannot be heard over the roar of the weapon, despite his megaphone.
MG pulls out his phone and texts tigerheart, telling him the problem. Tigerheart texts back:
Tigerheart: You must all surrender your empires to me, or I'll blast you into next year!
MG: Can we start a group chat about this. It'd be easier to discuss then.
They start a group chat and everyone begins a texting frenzy. One by one, they surrender their empires to tigerheart. Soon, the only one left is thegoatisgoaty. He hesitates to surender, knowing that if he does, then tigerheart will rule the world. Slowly he types, one word at a time, that he sureenders the great Macedonian Empire to Korea.
Tigerheart erupts in laughter through the megaphone, but no one can hear him so he write "lol" into the group chat. The former world leaders look around in despair. There is now only one country left, and they don't know the future the tigerheart has in mind for them.
Tigerhear begins to type another order into the group chat. The former world leaders look at their phones to see what he will say. They all keep their heads down, looking at their screens for a few minutes. It still says: "The_one_and_only_Tigerheart is typing...."
Geopro: Mate! He's writing a bit of an essay!
The former world leaders look up to the fortress, but Tigerheart is gone.
Yako: Where did he go?
*ducklingpanda has entred the group* flashes up on the leaders screens.
They look around, just in time to see ducklingpanda, riding a goblin, riding and ogre, riding a stone giant, riding a dragon swoop in to the middle of the circle of former leaders. In one hand, ducklingpanda holds his phone, and in the other, he holds tigerheart. The world leaders and their armies take tigerheart, and instead of putting him in prison, they confine him to the Eagle's Nest in Germany, and he enjoys his life with a view over the alps, wishing that he had never annoyed the entire world by his actions in the first place.
The newly re-appointed world leaders strengthen relationships together, and agree not to start another war anytime soon, especially not between the Pentente and the Infinity League. ducklingpanda receives many thanks, and then returns to Middle Earth.
The Korean Empire is given back to its original owners, with Chilefornia receiving Korea, thegoatisgoaty getting Estonia, and Felix getting Latvia.
Hobart, Great Southern Empire - 11 December 2021
Geopro: We should make a memorial for the army who bravely defended the empire against the 2 million Korean troops that invaded us yesterday.
He sets up multiple war memorials at cities where large battles were fought.
Yerevan, Apostolic Armenian Empire- 12 December 2021
In the darkness of Yerevan's streets at night, a group of mysterious hooded figures make their way to Yako's royal palace. They go up the front steps and are surprised that there are no guards to stop them. They enter and take of their hoods. It's the STF from Brazil!!!
They smile to each other. Their plan would be easier than they thought with Yako distracted by the whole Korea thing. They quickly take control of the completely undefended capital. They also discover documents in the palace outlining all of Yako's schemes. They read through them and decide to use his preparations to their advantage. They keep the animals from Ecuador in Azerbaijan, and plan on enhancing them into superfighters.
They take all of the AAE before Yako comes back, and when he does finally return, they use his army to capture him and put him in prison. They begin to continue their scheme of creating animal superfighters and releasing in the Empire of the Minas Gerais for revenge on MG and his army.
Delhi, Greater Indian Empire - 13 December 2021
Aficionado: I will send my national astrologists to the space fields in Russia and make a landing on the moon. I will be able to claim it and be the most populated, and biggest empire in on earth (and the moon).
McKenzieFam: I will also explore space using my NASA facilities. I will launch from Cape Canaveral and claim the half of the moon that you don't claim. Then I will continue to explore further, and one day will reach Mars.
Aficionado's astronauts launch from Russia, and McKenzieFam's launch from Florida. The launches are successful and the rockets make their way out of the atmosphere towards the moon.
Belo Horizonte, Empire of the Minas Gerais - 14 December 2021
By now, the news of the STF's takeover of the AAE has spread abroad. The STF have not made public their plans with the empire, but MG knows they plan revenge on him. So he calls up Yako's former allies and convinces them to invade the AAE and dethrone the STF because the land is rightfully theirs. MiecraftMan also decides to, because the AAE gained independence from him, and he has the most right to claim the land.
So before the STF can begin their plans, the armies of the Veggie Caliphate, Blaze Empire, the Macedonian Empire, the Greater Indian Empire, and a small force from Chilefornia invade Armenia and capture Yerevan. They dethrone the STF, and split up the land of the AAE between them. The Veggie Caliphate gains Armenia and Equatorial Guinea, the Blaze Empire gets Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, the Greater Indian Empire gets Bhutan, the Macedonian Empire gets Serbia, the Empire of Minas Gerais gets Bolivia, and the Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate gets Namibia, Chilefornia gets Ecuador, and the Great Southern Empire gets Azerbaijan. Kazakhstan is shared by the GIE and Blaze Empire for its space fields
Palapye, Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate - 15 December 2021
QB1: What should we call the new alloy we've discovered?
QB1: Great! What should we use it for?
QB2: I have a great idea. So far we haven't dicovered anything that can break it right?
QB1: True. It's stronger than Adamantium.
QB2:But we found a way to melt it down into liquid form, right?
QB1: Right. But it hardens again after a few seconds.
QB2: We should task our scientists with finding a way to make some of it into a super-soldier serum, then inject a division of soldiers with it. They can be our special task force and we'll call them the Alpha Squadron. They will be undefeatable!
QB1: Wow! No one would be able to stop us. What will we do with the rest of the metal?
QB2: We could either use it for defence fortresses and infrastructure, or we could trade it to other empires for a huge price to get even richer.
QB1: We should use it to build. Ultramegatanium is ours, and ours only. If we trade it, either empires may replicate it and we will have no advantage.
QB2: Ok. We will use it to raise the Alpha Squadron and to upgrade our lacking infrastructure.
QB1: Hey, MiecraftMan!
QB1: Would you like to sign a non aggression pact to prevent us going to war in the near future?
QB2: Great! Maybe we should sign one with turnbacktwo as well.
The three superpowers in Africa sign a non-aggression pact to prevent war in the continent, and they enjoy peace
Reykjavik, Imperial Union - 16 December 2021
ZT3000: Ok. I will join.
TNT: Great! We will not go to war with the Inifinity League
We have no quarrel with them at the moment, although Macedonia wants Turkey, and GIE wants Vietnam.
Athens, Macedonian Empire - 17 December 2021
thegoatisgoaty: I really need Turkey Afghab! I'll give you back Crimea for it. I really need Istanbul, Smyrna, Ephasus, Antioch and all the other ancient cities.
Afghabwe: Ok, but I need more than just Crimea back. Turkey is a big place! And I will also keep Gaziantep.
thegoatisgoaty: Ok. I'll give you Serbia as well then. They have lots of raspberies.
Afghabwe: Ok. Deal. One Turkey (accept for Gaziantep) for Crimea and Serbia.
The deal is completed and thegoatisgoaty signs a non-aggression pact with Afghabwe.
Taipei, Vampire Empire - 18 December 2021
Aficionado: Hey, Angbo. I need Vietnam from you.
Angbo: No can do, my friend, it starts with 'v'
Aficionado: But so does Veggie, a casilion other places.
Angbo: Yeah, I know. I can't get everything that starts with 'v'. But I need to keep Vietnam.
Aficionado: Well, ok then. I'd think wisely about it. You don't want to get onto the wrong side of the Greater Indian Empire!
Aficionado sends spies into Taipei to see Angbo's plans. He has a few plans to conquer more 'v' places, but none besides that.
Aficionado then sends the spies into Vietnam to see how well defended the area is. The spies return and report to Aficionado that the area around HCMC and Hanoi are well fortified, but other parts are undefended. Aficionado ponders his next move. If he declares war on the Vampires, the Pentente and the Infinity League may be at war, and no one really wants that yet.
Juneau, Empires Empire - 19 December 2021
Jetpunker180: My project is complete! Now there is a bullet train network from Juneau to the Ural Mountains! I can visit almost my whole empire on this new system!
JP180 takes the train back and forth for fun, whilst plotting the future of his empire.
Beijing, Imperium Sanctus - 20 December 2021
cathlete: My army has finally returned! It took about long enough! Now that they are back, I can focus on my international relations.
cathlete establishes trade agreements with all of the members of the Infinity League.
Abuja, Veggie Caliphate - 21 December 2021
MCM: TNT, can you give me the Galapagos Archipelago? What do you want in exchange?
TNT: I'd like Nigeria in exchange.
MCM: That's the main part of my empire! Maybe you can have the eastern coastal area?
TNT: That works for me. Galapagos is yours.
Breaking News, Worldwide - 22 December 2021
The empires of the world have again changed dramatically since last update. This update, we bring to you the news of the fall of the Korean Empire! Tigerheart has been taken prisoner and his empire has been split up between other empires. Also, Yako's Apostolic Armenian Empire has dissolved from within, with a little bit of help from Brazil's STF. The AAE has also been split up between Yako's allies, MCM and QB's. Here is a quick summary of the empires that still exist:
- The Great Southern Empire:
Biggest city: Jakarta
Countries: Australia, New Zealand (Wellington,
South Island and Pavlova), Indonesia, East Timor, United States (Hawaii), Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, France (New Caledonia), South Africa, Tanzania, Azerbaijan.
Leader: Emperor Geopro
Population: 469 million
- The Blaze Empire:
Biggest city: Tehran
Countries included: Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Monaco, Spain, United Kingdom (Gibraltar),
Syria, Iraq, New Zealand (Antarctica), Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, half of the moon.
Leader: His (Great) Imperial Awesomeness, Solomon Blaze III
Population: 283 million
- Greater Indian Empire:
Capital: New Delhi
Biggest city: Delhi
Countries: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Comoros, Mauritius, France (Mayotte and Reunion), United Kingdom (BIOT), Madagascar, Norway (Antarctica), Mozambique, half of the moon, Bhutan, Kazakhstan, Seychelles.
Leader: Emperor Aficionado
Population: 1.997 billion
- Empire of the Minas Gerais:
Capital: Belo Horizonte
Biggest city: Sao Paulo
Countries: Brazil, Botswana (Chobe National Park), France (French Polynesia), Uruguay, Bolivia, Argentina.
Population: 272 million
- The Pacific Empire:
Biggest city: Tokyo
Countries included: Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Solomon Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Palau, Philippines, Vanuatu, Japan, Tuvalu, New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington).
Population: 241 million
- The Nauru Empire:
Biggest city: New York
Tuvalu, United States (Except for Hawaii, Alaska, the Carolinas, Wisconsin, California, Virginia and overseas territories), New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington), Turkey (Gaziantep), Djibouti, Kuwait, Russia (Crimea), Serbia.
Population: 267 million
- The Imperial Union:
Biggest city: Kathmandu
Countries: Iceland, Oman, Papua New Guinea, Trinidad and Tobago, Canada (British Columbia), United States (Puerto Rico), China (Tibet), Nepal, Slovakia, Luxembourg, Andorra.
Population: 58 million
- The Macedonian Empire:
Biggest city: Moscow
Countries: Greece, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Albania, Georgia, Kosovo, Romania, Moldova, Russia (European part except for Crimea), Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Turkey, Ukraine, Belarus, Israel (Jerusalem), Egypt, Syria,
Population: 437 million
- The Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate:
Biggest City: Kinshasa
Countries included: Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, Malawi, Congo, D.R. Congo, Gabon, Zimbabwe,
Mozambique, Eswatini, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Barbados, Lesotho, Cameroon, Equatorial Guinea, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Sudan, Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, New Zealand (South Island), France (Antarctica), Ghana.
Leader: The QuizzerBros
Population: 554 million
- The Vampire Empire:
Biggest city: Ho Chi Minh City
Countries: Taiwan, United States (overseas territories and Virginia), Vietnam, Vanuatu, Venezuela (except Maracaibo), Vatican City, Spain (Valencia), Lithuania, Malta, Russia (Vladivostok), Canada (Vancouver), Mexico (Veracruz), Burundi.
Population: 183 million
Biggest city: Luanda
Countries: Canada (Newfoundland, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba), Denmark (Greenland), Angola, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Belize, United States (Wisconsin), Suriname, Paraguay.
Population: 116 million
Capital: San Francisco
Biggest city: Mexico City
Countries: United States (California), Mexico (except for Veracruz), Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador (Except Galapagos Islands), Peru, Chile (besides Southern part), Venezuela (Maracaibo), Sao Tome and Principe, North Korea, South Korea, Nigeria (south east coast)
Population: 447 million
National food: Dhokla, Dabeli, Burritos and Tacos
- Republic of Carolina:
Biggest city: Charlotte
Countries: United States (Carolinas), United Kingdom (Bermuda)
Population: 15 million
- The Empire's Empire:
Biggest city: Anchorage
Countries: United States (Alaska), Russia (Siberia), Somalia
Population: 49 million
- British Isles Empire:
Biggest city: London
Countries: United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, Russia (Severny Island), Canada (Baffin Island).
Population: 72 million
Vassals: Duchy of Wyvernia (Leader: NiobiumVoid)
- Med-Atlantic Empire:
Biggest city: Milan
Countries: Algeria, Morocco, Mauritania, Senegal, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cape Verde, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Cyprus, France, Portugal, Guyana, Grenada, Ivory Coast, Benin, Italy (except for Elba), Spain (Balearic Islands).
Population: 372 million
- Imperium Sanctus:
Biggest city: Guangzhou
Countries: China (minus southern Tibet), Mongolia, Russia (around Lake Baikal)
Population: 1.402 billion
- Veggie Caliphate:
Biggest city: Lagos
Countries: Nigeria (except south east coast), Armenia, Niger,
Greece (Crete), Iraq, Syria, Chad, Eritrea, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel (besides Jerusalem), Equatorial Guinea, Ecuador (Galapagos Archipelago).
Population: 356 million
Vassals: Apostolic Armenian Empire (Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA) Viniga Sultanate: Capital: Jerusalem Biggest City: Cairo Countries: Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen Leader: Sultan Viniga Population: 0 million National Food: Salt and Vinegar Chips
Second German Empire:
Biggest City: The Ruhr, Cologne/Dusseldorf or Berlin
Countries: Germany, Russia (Kaliningrad), Poland, Latvia
Population: 124 million
Middle Earth Empire:
Biggest City: Unknown
Korean Empire: Capital: Seoul Biggest City: Seoul Countries: North Korea, South Korea, Estonia, Latvia, Ghana, Austria, Poland, Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saint Lucia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Grenada, Dominica, Barbados, Italy (except for Elba). Leader: Tigerheart1919 Population: 0 million Apostolic Armenian Empire: Capital: Yerevan Biggest City: Tashkent Countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Ecuador, Iraq, Syria, Serbia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Equatorial Guinea, Namibia, Bhutan, Bolivia. Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA Population: 0 million National Food: Raspberry tarts with rose oil
Capital: Half Tree Hollow
Biggest city: Portoferraio
Countries: United Kingdom (Saint Helena), Italy (Elba)
Leader: Napoleon Bonaparte
Population: 35 thousand