Dawn of the JetPunk Empires - Part VII


Amsterdam, Palapyan-Botswanan Caliphate - 23 December 2021

Dutch people: We would really like to be free from PBC rule.

Zana Carib (leader of the Lowlands province): Why? The QB's are great! They made me leader of one of their provinces.

Dutch people: Good for you. We are gonna protest and start a rebellion against the caliphate.

Zana Carib: I'd better tell the QB's.

QB1: We are fine with giving the Netherlands independence. We were going to trade it to another empire anyway.

Dutch people: Hooray!

Zana Carib: Oh. That sucks! At least I still govern Belgium.

Felix: Ha ha! I can now invade and conquer the Netherlands now that they are not under PBC rule!

Felix sends his army into the Netherlands and occupies it. Unfortunately for him, ClutchNferno sent his own army into Kaliningrad, but was denied entry by the strong military resistance. Instead, he made a landing in Poland, and invaded from there. He pushed through and captured Warsaw, and the Polish provincial government surrendered to GrandOldLand. Felix quickly ordered his troops in the Netherlands to return and defend Germany. Clutch's army pushed in from Poland towards Berlin, but were forced to stop by a defensive blockade from the Second German Empire. A stalemate was locked just past the Polish-German border. Whilst the stalemate continued, Clutch sent a large division of his navy to make a landing at Kaliningrad. This time the landing was successful, and Kaliningrad fell to GrandOldLand. Now they had control of the super weapon that thegoatisgoaty and Felix had built there.

The stalemate continued at Berlin, but GrandOldLand made progress by taking over all of Bavaria. They continued to defeat German divisions around the south of Germany, and then pushed up the west taking over the Rhine and the Ruhr areas. Soon they pushed in from all directions and Berlin fell.

During the war, Felix decided it was best for thegoatisgoaty to control the Netherlands, and so with the fall of Berlin, and the Second German Empire, the Macedonian Empire remained in control of the Netherlands. GrandOldLand took the rest of the former Second German Empire.

Meanwhile, the QB's sent their troops into the UAE, and took the country to be part of their empire. They distributed brochures and advertisements across the other empires to entice them to holiday in Dubai. A few of the world emperors did so, and were rewarded with a free trip up the Burj Khalifa.

GrandOldLand took control of the superweapon in Kaliningrad
GrandOldLand paratroopers made landings in Berlin. This is a picture of the cover of the movie made about the exercise.

Delhi, Greater Indian Empire - 24 December 2021

Emperor Geopro flies from Hobart to Delhi to discuss relationships, but most importantly, a trade agreement for Azerbaijan. After establishing an even stronger trade relation, they decide that Azerbaijan can be given to the GIE in exchange for a newly built Lunar Palace on the moon, with free transport to and from for Geopro. Geopro immediately embarks from Hobart and lands at his new palace, ready to explore the beginning of outer space!

Aficionado sets up trade for the natural gas that he acquires from Azerbaijan, and the KFC he acquires from Baku.

Baku city at night.

Dubai, Palapyan-Botswanan Caliphate - 25 December

Merry Christmas Emperors!!!!!

As a Christmas gift to the emperors, McKenzieFam gives everyone a 16-scoop ice cream from NZ, except for Geopro, who gets a 17-scoop one.

The QB's gift everyone a free trip up the Burj Khalifa for Christmas as well.

Aficionado gives everyone moondust, which is a token of good luck in space.

Geopro grants everyone 5 million AUD to help others' economies.

Other emperors give other gifts like veggies, TNT, and more!

Everyone has a great day and remembers the birth of the Saviour of the world!

Dubai's slyline with the Burj Khalifa in the centre.
The famous Dubai palm.

Athens, Macedonian Empire - 26 December 2021

thegoatisgoaty is overjoyed that he was given almost all of Turkey. He uses Geopro's grant to go and visit every single ancient city in his empire, and makes plans to conquer or trade for other ones in Iraq and Italy.

Aside from that, he decides to work on his economy, in case of a war in the future.

The whole world sits down to watch Australia and England in the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne. Will Australia claim the Ashes? Also they watch the take-off of the Sydney to Hobart Yacht Race.

Ephesus, Turkey

Tehran, Blaze Empire - 27 December 2021

McKenieFam uses his grant from Geopro to fund a military campaign in Qatar. He takes it, but is surprised that he receives $17 change, from the 5 million he spent. He decides to go to NZ, and use the change to buy a humungous 17-scoop ice cream (because he didn't get one for himself on Christmas).

Also, McKenzieFam and Miecraftman make a trade deal where Blaze gets half of the Veggies nuclear weapons in exchange for half a million kilos of modified super-carrots.

MCM sells the carrots to various empires and then uses the money to purchase Santa Barbara from Chilefornia.

Sunrise over Santa Barbara

Tangier, Med-Atlantic Empire - 28 December 2021

turnbacktwo: Is there a small country somewhere that we can easily take over? Keeping in mind it must have Atlantic coastline.

Royal advisor: Not really. Some of Canada has not yet been taken. Otherwise there is the Republic of Carolina's...

turnbacktwo: How about both! I'll send my troops to Carolina first, then I'll go to Canada.

Royal advisor: I'll organise that for you sire.

The Med-At army and some of their navy sails to the Carolina coast and lands at the beach. They begin their advance inwards, firstly taking the larger cities like Charleston, Columbia, Raleigh, Durham and Greensboro. Soon South Carolina falls, and the Med-At troops threaten to take the whole republic.

turnbacktwo orders a large final advance on Charlotte, and is surprised to see little to no resistance at all as they cease the capital. The Carolina troops however had snuck around behind the Med-At flanks, and made a quick dash for the coast. Most of their ships had been sunk by the Med-At navy, but two were still functional. They managed to fit a total of 3,000 troops onto the ships, but were forced to leave without the rest when the navy and army almost trapped them in the docks. The remainder of the Carolina troops were taken as POW's, but still treated nicely, with similar privileges as Med-At citizens.

Then the 'Great Sea Chase' began. The Med-At navy chased the Carolina army around the Atlantic, until the Carolina's made it to Bermuda. As soon as they arrived they began to make a defensive line to prevent a Med-At invasion, but the Med-At's were far too strong for only 3,000 troops anyway. They waited and waited for the enemy assault, but they couldn't even see the Med-At navy anywhere. They searched the ocean around the whole island, but they weren't there. Assuming they had given up and returned home, a small group of troops took a civilians boat to search the seas. After days and days of searching, they found nothing, but had not received news that the Med-At troops had arrived home either. They decided not to worry about it, and made their home on Bermuda.

Horseshoe Bay, Bermuda

Pacific Ocean, near the coast of the Pacific Empire - 29 December 2021

ChineseChen: Wow. I wish we could have an empire hey!

Ethaboo444: Yeah, I wish. Then this series would definitely make the blog games.

ChineseChen: I wish we could just abracadabra some land out of the ocean right here.

Ethaboo: Yeah!

Rumble! Rumble!

Suddenly a gigantic underground volcano began to erupt. It sent huge streams of molten lava kilometres into the air. It also sent a huge tsunami of sea water that pushed the boat ChineseChen and Ethaboo were on towards some of the Pacific islands.

A few days later, once the volcanic activity had settled down, ChineseChen and Ethaboo sailed back to where the volcano had erupted. To their amazement, several islands had solidified from the lava. A few already had people on them, but the largest one didn't. They landed on its rocky coast and raised a makeshift flag in a crack they found. They named the island Sawiwi, and declared themselves the founders, but made Almighty Dhruv the leader. Then they made this blog about it so everyone knew what was going on in their new country. They also declared war on the islands around them and fought against them, in an attempt to claim their land.

A heatmap of Sisters Volcano's in Sawiwi, the countries most active.

Breaking News, Worldwide - 30 December 2021

Wow! It's only been a week since last update, but so much has happened! We have the virtual takeover of the Second German Empire, and the Republic of Carolina, as well as the mysterious disappearance of some of the Med-Atlantic Empire's navy off America's coast. UAE, Qatar, and Bahrain have been taken over, and a few trades and things have been made. But most importantly was Christmas day, and a time to remember the earthly birth of Jesus Christ! And also we cannot forget the exchange of the huge 16, and 17-scoop ice creams. Well here is a summary once again of the empires:

- The Great Southern Empire:

Capital: Hobart

Biggest city: Jakarta

Countries: Australia, New Zealand (Wellington, South Island and Pavlova), Indonesia, East Timor, United States (Hawaii), Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, France (New Caledonia), South Africa, Tanzania, Azerbaijan, Lunar Palace.

Leader: Emperor Geopro

Population: 459 million

- The Blaze Empire:

Capital: Tehran

Biggest city: Tehran

Countries included: Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Monaco, Spain, United Kingdom (Gibraltar), Syria, Iraq, New Zealand (Antarctica), Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, half of the moon, Qatar.

Leader: His (Great) Imperial Awesomeness, Solomon Blaze III

Population: 286 million

- Greater Indian Empire:

Capital: New Delhi

Biggest city: Delhi

Countries: India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Comoros, Mauritius, France (Mayotte and Reunion), United Kingdom (BIOT), Madagascar, Norway (Antarctica), Mozambique, half of the moon, Bhutan, Kazakhstan, Seychelles, Azerbaijan.

Leader: Emperor Aficionado

Population: 2.007 billion

- Empire of the Minas Gerais:

Capital: Belo Horizonte

Biggest city: Sao Paulo

Countries: Brazil, Botswana (Chobe National Park), France (French Polynesia), Uruguay, Bolivia, Argentina.

Leader: MG17

Population: 272 million

- The Pacific Empire:

Capital: Suva

Biggest city: Tokyo

Countries included: Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Solomon Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Palau, Philippines, Vanuatu, Japan, Tuvalu, New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington).

Leader: FacterLiger0804

Population: 241 million

- The Nauru Empire:

Capital: Gaziantep

Biggest city: New York

Countries: Nauru, Tuvalu, United States (Except for Hawaii, Alaska, the Carolinas, Wisconsin, California, Virginia and overseas territories), New Zealand (North Island except for Wellington), Turkey (Gaziantep), Djibouti, Kuwait, Russia (Crimea), Serbia.

Leader: Afghabwe

Population: 267 million

- The Imperial Union:

Capital: Reykjavik

Biggest city: Kathmandu

Countries: Iceland, Oman, Papua New Guinea, Trinidad and Tobago, Canada (British Columbia), United States (Puerto Rico), China (Tibet), Nepal, Slovakia, Luxembourg, Andorra.

Leader: ZooTuber3000

Population: 58 million

- The Macedonian Empire:

Capital: Athens

Biggest city: Moscow

Countries: Greece, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Albania, Georgia, Kosovo, Romania, Moldova, Russia (European part except for Crimea), Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Slovenia, Turkey, Ukraine, Belarus, Israel (Jerusalem), Egypt, Syria, Serbia, Estonia, Netherlands.

Leader: thegoatisgoaty

Population: 437 million

- The Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate:

Capital: Palapye/Gaborone

Biggest City: Kinshasa

Countries included: Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, Malawi, Congo, D.R. Congo, Gabon, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Eswatini, Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Barbados, Lesotho, Cameroon, Equatorial GuineaCentral African Republic, South Sudan, Ethiopia, EritreaSudan, Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, Belgium, Netherlands, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, New Zealand (South Island), France (Antarctica), Ghana, United Arab Emirates.

Leader: The QuizzerBros

Population: 564 million

- The Vampire Empire:

Capital: Taipei

Biggest city: Ho Chi Minh City

Countries: Taiwan, United States (overseas territories and Virginia), Vietnam, Vanuatu, Venezuela (except Maracaibo), Vatican City, Spain (Valencia), Lithuania, Malta, Russia (Vladivostok), Canada (Vancouver), Mexico (Veracruz), Burundi.

Leader: Angbo

Population: 183 million

- GrandOldLand:

Capital: Nuuk

Biggest city: Luanda

Countries: Canada (Newfoundland, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba), Denmark (Greenland), Angola, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Belize, United States (Wisconsin), Suriname, Paraguay, Germany, Poland, Russia (Kaliningrad).

Leader: ClutchNferno

Population: 240 million

- Chilefornia:

Capital: San Francisco

Biggest city: Mexico City

Countries: United States (California except for Santa Barbara), Mexico (except for Veracruz), Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador (Except Galapagos Islands), Peru, Chile (besides Southern part), Venezuela (Maracaibo), Sao Tome and Principe, North Korea, South Korea, Nigeria (south east coast)

Leader: TheNatureThread

Population: 446 million

National food: Dhokla, Dabeli, Burritos and Tacos

- Republic of Carolina:

Capital: Hamilton

Biggest city: Hamilton

Countries: United States (Carolinas), United Kingdom (Bermuda)

Leader: JackQuizzer

Population: 63 thousand

- The Empire's Empire:

Capital: Juneau

Biggest city: Anchorage

Countries: United States (Alaska), Russia (Siberia), Somalia

Leader: Jetpunker180

Population: 49 million

- British Isles Empire:

Capital: London

Biggest city: London

Countries: United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, Russia (Severny Island), Canada (Baffin Island).

Leader: BigGeographyGuy

Population: 72 million

Vassals: Duchy of Wyvernia (Leader: NiobiumVoid)

- Med-Atlantic Empire:

Capital: Tangier

Biggest city: Milan

Countries: Algeria, Morocco, Mauritania, Senegal, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Cape Verde, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Cyprus, France, Portugal, Guyana, Grenada, Ivory Coast, Benin, Italy (except for Elba), Spain (Balearic Islands), United States (Carolinas).

Leader: turnbacktwo

Population: 387 million

- Imperium Sanctus:

Capital: Beijing

Biggest city: Guangzhou

Countries: China (minus southern Tibet), Mongolia, Russia (around Lake Baikal)

Leader: cathlete

Population: 1.402 billion

- Veggie Caliphate:

Capital: Abuja

Biggest city: Lagos

Countries: Nigeria (except south east coast), Armenia, Niger, Greece (Crete), Iraq, Syria, Chad, Eritrea, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel (besides Jerusalem), Equatorial Guinea, Ecuador (Galapagos Archipelago), United States (Santa Barbara), Bahrain.

Leader: MiecraftMan

Population: 359 million

Vassals: Apostolic Armenian Empire (Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA)

Viniga Sultanate:

Capital: Jerusalem

Biggest City: Cairo

Countries: Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

Leader: Sultan Viniga

Population: 0 million

National Food: Salt and Vinegar Chips

Second German Empire:

Capital: Berlin

Biggest City: The Ruhr, Cologne/Dusseldorf or Berlin

Countries: Germany, Russia (Kaliningrad), Poland, Latvia

Leader: Felix1958

Population: 124 million

Middle Earth Empire:

Capital: Unknown

Biggest City: Unknown

Countries: Unknown

Leader: ducklingpanda1245

Population: Unknown

Korean Empire:

Capital: Seoul

Biggest City: Seoul

Countries: North Korea, South Korea, Estonia, Latvia, Ghana, Austria, Poland, Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saint Lucia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Grenada, Dominica, Barbados, Italy (except for Elba).

Leader: Tigerheart1919

Population: 0 million

Apostolic Armenian Empire:

Capital: Yerevan

Biggest City: Tashkent

Countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Ecuador, Iraq, Syria, Serbia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Equatorial Guinea, Namibia, Bhutan, Bolivia.

Leader: YakosaysBOT5WANA

Population: 0 million

National Food: Raspberry tarts with rose oil

Grande Empire:

Capital: Half Tree Hollow

Biggest city: Portoferraio

Countries: United Kingdom (Saint Helena), Italy (Elba)

Leader: Napoleon Bonaparte

Population: 35 thousand


Capital: Tímår¬

Biggest city: Tímår¬

Countries: Make believe islands in the Pacific

Leader: Almighty Dhruv

Population: 11 million

Merry Christmas! And thank you youtubeplayer for the picture!
Level 58
Dec 25, 2021
Well it's out earlier than I anticipated! My stitches come out in a few days hopefully, so I should be back to my full typing capacity soon enough. I hope the images and formatting made the blog a little brighter and happier than usual. And as always, thank you for reading, and of course a very merry Christmas!
Level 61
Dec 25, 2021
Excellent! And thank you for UAE.

But most of all, a very merry Chrissie to you and the whole JetPunk community as a whole. I appreciate the effort you put in through your injury and work etc. to still make this happen. Thank you again and happy holidays to everyone!

Level 61
Dec 25, 2021
Also, the formatting makes the blog look much better (not that it was bad in the first place of course), and the pics are great as well! The storyline is good too. I'll say no more...
Level 58
Dec 25, 2021
Thank you. The pain isn't bad, it's just annoying to type.
Level 63
Dec 25, 2021
Perfect blog Geopro! First of all, a very Merry Christmas to you and everyone reading this! I hope you're doing good and your fingers are recovering soon. 😊

I liked the new additions to the blog. The photos add a lot of brightness to it. And thanks for Azerbaijan! Now I can use its gas and get richer. By the way, did you like the Lunar Palace?

Level 58
Dec 25, 2021
Thank you very much for your compliment and ongoing support Aficionado! Lunar Palace is excellent, although the little gravity is hard to get used to :)
Level 64
Dec 25, 2021
This is great, as always! I love what you did with the new formatting as well! It really gives a new look to these blogs :)
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Thanks! I'm glad you think so
Level 37
Dec 25, 2021
Although I wasn’t featured on the story, that’s a good Christmas gift for us! Really thought you were going to stop.
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Stop? Not yet... 😁
Level 65
Dec 25, 2021
Merry Christmas! Hope all JetPunkers have a great time
Level 52
Dec 25, 2021
Nice blog. Any chance puppet states could be formed in the former German Empire and Paraguay?
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Wdym? You want them for your own empire/puppet state/vassal?
Level 56
Dec 25, 2021
Yay! Thanks! Merry Christmas.
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Same to you!
Level 65
Dec 25, 2021
Merry Christmas! Great blog, the formatting improved a lot :)
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
I'm glad you think so, and of course merry Christmas
Level 56
Dec 25, 2021
Merry Christmas! Great blog, thanks!
Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Thx Josiah!
Level 61
Dec 26, 2021
You owed the vampire empire a story

I'm glad to see this blog again! That was great!

Also, Merry Christmas!

Level 58
Dec 26, 2021
Haha! Idk what to write about your empire tho
Level 56
Jan 14, 2022
aha nice instalment this time geopro! Haven't been here for awhile since my country came out of lockdown and i've been really busy. i like the addition of the pictures, i enjoy them!
Level 58
Jan 16, 2022