Alternate History U.S.A. #1

To kick off a new series that KirbyXD will be hosting, I, SirPhilippines, am collaborating with him to make AHUSA #1! Before we start, check out both of our profiles!

One more thing! I'm sure this won't affect anything with AFOTWIT series. So the U.S.A will stay as the U.S.A, and nothing in this series will happen in the AFOTWIT series.

Anyways, let's start with a U.S. short!

At a "Countryball school" school in Warsaw...

Poland: Today, we will talk about (former) U.S. states!

About 2 minutes later...

Poland: Here is our next state, Louisiana!

France: "Louis" iana?

Poland: Yeah... Why?

1 minute later...

France: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

Poland: Help!

Dr. Joseph Guillotine's soul: What have I done...

United States: I don't feel so good... 

The United States collapses, causing chaos around the world.

Russia: Hehe boi

About 10 years later...

West Virginia: My economy is collapsing... can I merge with you Virginia?

Virginia: Sure! The only reason you split is because of the Civil War!

West Virginia merges with Virginia using the Virginian treaty.

Arizona: Some action is happening in 10 years! Why don't I make the action more fun?

Arizona declares war on New Mexico.

New Mexico: What are you even doing!?!

Arizona: What do you think?

New Mexico: Oh brother. Goodbye I guess. It's too late to make a comeback.

Arizona conquers New Mexico, making "Imperial Arizona", and switching to authoritarian views.

Imperial Arizona: I want more land!

Arizona declares war on Utah and Colorado.

Colorado: Help me California!

California: OK, I will!

California makes allies with Colorado, and declares war on Imperial Arizona.

Utah: Oh no! They took my capital!

Utah collapses, and Imperial Arizona takes all of the land.

Imperial Arizona: They're attacking Phoenix! I must move troops back! I'm going to make a treaty, but I keep what I get!

Treaty of Four Corners are made. Which includes...

• Colorado takes northern Utah and northern Colorado.

• Imperial Arizona takes southern Utah and southern Colorado

• California takes all eastern land from Phoenix, making Phoenix a border city.

Later...

Germany: Time for colonies!!!

New York: Oh, I have an idea...

New York becomes part of Germany.

Baden: Why did New York do that?

Germany: I don't know. Anyways...

New York is renamed New Prussia. New York City becomes New Berlin.

Germany: Better!

Delaware: I declare war on Maryland.

Maryland: You may as well give up now before I defeat your 300 soldiers with my 50,000 soldiers.

Delaware: Oh yeah...

Delaware surrenders. No land is taken.

Hawaii: Ah!!!

Myanmar colonizes Hawaii!?!?!

All States: Who are you?!?!?

Myanmar: That one country in Southeast Asia that used to be part of Britain and was the site of a major WW2 battle.

All States: Oh, Burma!

Myanmar: I AM NOT BURMA!!!

All States: OH NO!!

BOOM!!!

Filipino Empire: Myanmar, please stop now before I reabsorb you.

Filipino Empire reabsorbs Myanmar.

Filipino Empire: What the frick happened here? It's just a hot mess of God knows what...

California: This is the "new" U.S. It's been 10 years!

Filipino Empire: Really?

Germany: Hi FE!

Filipino Empire: And what is Germany doing here?

Oregon: Uh...

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Germany: So FE, since the Colonization Alliance fell, do you want to be allies?

Filipino Empire: Sure, I guess...

Germany: Great! See you in America!

Filipino Empire: Wait, what?

Hawaii Rebels: We want independence!

Filipino Empire: No!

Hawaii gets nuked again by Myanmar (Filipino Empire).

Filipino Empire: Myanmar, stop. Please.

California: Hey Mexico!

Mexico: Yeah?

California: What are the states that are on the Baja Peninsula?

Mexico: Baja California and Ba- OH GREAT.

California and Colorado declares war on Mexico.

Imperial Arizona: I'm getting some more land too!

California: OH NO YOU WON'T!

The "Mexican War" is now a three way war between Imperial Arizona, California, and Mexico.

Three long days later...

Imperial Arizona: My troops are gone. Can we make a peace treaty? This is pointless.

Mexico: Fine.

Treaty of Baja is made. This treaty includes...

• California takes the Baja Peninsula

• Imperial Arizona gets Sonora

• Colorado gets all of Colorado back

• Mexico gets New Mexico

Maine: I shall be the "Maine" state of New England!

Massachusetts: Not funny. Wait wha-

Maine declares war on Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

Massachusetts: You know I'm stronger than you.

Maine: I'm well aware.

Canada declares war on Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

Maine: I have a new ally.

Canada: Oh yeah. C'mere Vermont.

Vermont: Okay, fine, you make more maple syrup than me. I'm gonna give my land to Canada.

Canada: Not the reason why, but okay.

Vermont merges with Canada.

Massachusetts: No! Boston!

Massachusetts collapses.

New Hampshire and Connecticut: We surrender!

Maine: Haha, little tiny Rhode Island is left.

Rhode Island: I'M NOT TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM!!!

A week later...

Maine: You win.

Maine gets annexed by Rhode Island.

The Treaty of New England is now signed with the only two surviving countries, Rhode Island, and Canada. This includes...

• Rhode Island takes Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire.

Rhode Island: Yay! I won!

Rhode Island liberates Connecticut and Vermont, making them immediate allies with Rhode Island.

Vermont: Thanks!

Rhode Island: Any time!

Narrator: LOL!

Nebraska: Oh no, I'm being overthrown!

Kansas: Are you?

Nebraska is overthrown by Neo-Ottoman people.

Ottoman Empire: I am reborn!

Narrator: WHAT THE!?

Nebraskan Rebels: Hmph...

Canada: I'm bored, I think... Oh, I have an idea!

Mexico and Canada merge to form the Neo-American Empire.

NEE: Oh yeah! Now you are no match for me!

FE: Oh yeah? Are you sure?

GE (German Empire): Really?

The Filipino and German Empires declare war on the Neo-American Empire.

All States: Oh God... What have we done... Well, we're now just like juicy bugs waiting to be squished by these powerful empires...

California: Imperial Arizona, time to set aside our differences... I think it is time to team up...

Imperial Arizona: I agree. Temporary allies. We can call it the U.S.A. pact.

California: Sure.

California, Imperial Arizona, and Colorado make the U.S.A. pact.

Hawaii (Filipino Empire): I'll join!

Filipino Empire: No.

Alaska: I'll join though!

Alaska joins the U.S.A. pact.

Rhode Island, Connecticut, and Vermont: Same for us!

Rhode Island, Connecticut, and Vermont join the U.S.A. pact.

Texas: Whatever fun will be built, I'll join.

Texas joins the U.S.A. pact.

Nevada: Whatever land is already taken by Nevada, stays in Nevada.

Nevada: That sounded better in my head.

Nevada joins the U.S.A pact.

Oregon: Washington, Idaho, wanna merge to make Cascadia and join the U.S.A pact?

Washington: Sure!

Idaho: Ok...

Washington, Oregon, and Idaho merge to form Cascadia, then joins the U.S.A. pact.

Ottoman Empire: I need someone to support me... I know!

The Ottoman Empire joins the Neo-American Empire:

Kansas: Oh gosh. I better join the U.S.A pact.

Kansas joins the U.S.A. pact.

Wyoming: I'm too weak to fight the Ottomans! I must join Colorado!

Wyoming joins Colorado in fear.

Michigan joins the U.S.A pact.

Imperial Arizona: Why did you join. Michigan?

Michigan: I found something from spies on Canada!

Imperial Arizona: What is it?

Michigan: They're not going for bordering countries, their heading for the South East!

South-Eastern States: Really?

Michigan: Correct!

Filipino Empire: Hmm...

Michigan surrenders to the Filipino Empire. In exchange for independence, the Upper Peninsula is given to the Filipino Empire.

Delaware splits into its three counties. (Kent, Newcastle, Sussex)

South-Eastern States: What the heck Michigan?!?!?!?

Michigan: Sorry!!!

Later...

FrE, SE, BeE, BrE, PE, IE, DE (French, Spanish, Belgian, British, Portuguese, Italian and Dutch Empires): Hey Germany, catch up!

German Empire: Yeah right, you haven't made it to America yet. Also, do you wanna join me and FE's pact?

Filipino Empire: Yes, we could use more allies against the Neo-American Empire.

Ottoman Empire (Turkey Province): Germany!!!!

German Empire: Oh shoot, answer the question!

FrE, SE, BrE, BeE, PE, IE, DE: Okay, sure!

French, Spanish, British, Portuguese, Belgian, Italian and Dutch Empires join the Superpower Pact.

Anyways, that's all for this blog. The next chapter will come in a few days, again I will collaborate with SirPhilippines. This will be a blog series that him and I will work on together, so stay tuned for the next installment.

So yeah. Make sure to link some of your best quizzes, and if I like the comment, you will get one of the fourth prizes. I had fun collabing with another Filipino, and I am collabing with him for the WHOLE SERIES! Yes, a series fully based on collaboration work! Thanks, and now, time to sign off.

Thanks for reading! This was as fun as before, collaborating with a fellow Filipino! I hope you enjoyed! Remember, this doesn't affect the AFOTWIT series. Here is my sign off picture, the emblem of Eritrea. Thanks for reading, have a great day, and stay tuned for AHUSA #2!

Hooray! You made it to the end! Hope you had fun reading this, but now, it's time to sign off. Because you made it to the end, here's a sign off prize. This time, the sign off prize is a flag map of Prussia. Anyways, thanks for reading, and bye!

This is GeoSmartKirbyXD, signing off.