Happy Easter! Time for some stuff and the long awaited AFOTWIT Ch. 7!
Last updated: Saturday April 10th, 2021
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So the countries colonize a planet named Ahoelata, and back on Earth, Mexico and Brazil have plans! Find out what is to happen on AFOTWIT Chapter 7-
"Wait! You said you would include updated rules for GeoStumper!"
I never did, but also those, yes.
Read on for more!
Narrator: Ah, the countries are colonizing a planet named Ahoelata. Let's see what they're doing.
Ahoelatans: Dlá, döpand ciwn akíoïpansãsi! (Ah, what a great day to be alive!)
PL: YES! POLAND (And Lithuania) CAN INTO SPACE! (polandball reference)
Ahoelatan Nation 1: Löp, ajdí ajsopśnd cniönsdr? (Humans? What are you doing here?)
PL: Oh, just colonizing this beatiful planet with oxygen, water and ample temperatures.
All Countries: We're here!
Ahoelatan Nations 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: Kĺp ancïancuw! (Oh sh**!)
Asian Empire: Rename time!
Filipino Empire: Better!
PL: Why Filipino?
Filipino Empire: Because it was Philippines' idea.
Germany: We should all work together to colonize this planet. But only while colonizing, not on Earth.
All Countries: Agreed.
Back on Earth...
Mexico: I want to colonize Belize...
Belize: ...
Mexico: Hello?
Belize: ...
Mexico: Belize?
Belize: ...
Mexico: Okay, Belize, I will colonize yo-
BOOM!
Mexico: WTF Belize?
Belize: ...
Mexico: Okay, that's it!
Belize: ...
After 3 days...
Belize: ...
Mexico: I will conquer you now!
Belize was conquered by Mexico. Belize was unresponsive the whole time.
Meanwhile, on Ahoelata...
Ölahdnsòákxsl: Jaxäjicekḱjpwsôsncéśǵfckp. (Welcome, my Ahoelatan comrades, to our defense meeting.)
German Space Force: Hier! Ihre Basis! Attacke! (Here! Their base! Attack!)
French Space Force: Nous fournirons une sauvegarde. Ne vous inquiétez pas, nous devrions gagner! (We will provide backup. Don't worry, we should win!)
Ölahdnsòákxsl: Míaĺsö? Abìaśösmîadm! (What the heck? You will lose, don't even try it!)
After 3 Ahoelatan months or 5 months of fighting...
GSF: Beeile dich! Zerstöre sie! Lass keinen einzigen leben! Dann konvertieren Sie dies in unsere Basis. (Hurry up! Destroy them! Don't let a single one live! Then convert this into our base.)
US Space Force (literally just NASA but with an army under its command): I'll help!
Ölahdnsòákxsl: Jäbndiecnśkwjp! (Oh no! What do we do? Fine, we surrender.)
NASA, GSF, FSF: Perfect!
Fin
Happy Easter!
So, here's the GeoStumper I said I would bring. After a long hiatus of GeoStumpers, I think here's a redeemable one for my long gone streak.
And the RULES:
1- You may answer after you get it wrong, only if I say you can retry.
2- If you get it wrong, you may not answer again.
3- Choose according to the question. The possible answers to one question cannot be an answer to another.
4- There can be more than one winner per question. Except during prizes
And now, the GeoStumper!
1:California-______-Washington-_______ _______-Alaska
Can you figure out the 4th item in the sequence? The item right above the word "sequence" in the previous sentence.
Question 2
Criteria:
Language
Europe
Germanic
Official
Borders Germany, but is obviously not Germany
Can you guess the answer?
Question 3
Criteria:
-Starts with U
-Is in Europe
-Hidden hint, check the story!
Choices:
A. United Arab Emirates
B. Ukraine
C. United Kingdom
D. Uganda
E. None of the above
F. All of the above
Can you guess the correct choice?
Question 4
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
North America
Which geographical entity is it?
Question 5
I was born there
It's in the _______ Ocean
It's not bordering any other country.
It has blue and yellow on its flag.
Now, figure this country out. Then, remember this country and the bottom 3 criteria of this question.
Question 6
The bold criteria above
Not the answer to Question 5
Winners
Question 1: GrandOldMan
Question 2: None yet
Question 3: turnbacktwo
Question 4: None yet
Question 5: GrandOldMan
Question 6: None yet
Congratulations!
Good luck, and goodbye!
From now on, my GeoStumpers will be separate. Thus my AFOTWIT will be published on Thursday or Friday (Pacific Daylight Saving Time). Also, all my blogs from this one on will be tagged following the blog update. Read it here
WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY NEXT CHAPTER? Comment down below! Max of three! I need your permission and a country you want to rule
When answering for a question, please. Only select ONE answer for the question.
2. Switzerland
6. Pacific
2- No.
6- No.
2.Austria
3. None of the Above
4. A-Z geography
6. IDK
WHICH ONE THOUGH? Only one answer per comment please!
2- No, not the one I'm thinking of
3- No
4- No
6- If you don't know then guess
GeoStumper:
1. California-Oregon-Washington-Point Roberts-British Columbia-Alaska
2. Netherlands
3. Ukraine
6. Indian
One answer, per comment, please.
Brazil don't appear in the story ;-;
because then there would be a big hiatus
3.UK
4.USA
6.Pacific Ocean
3- No
4- No
6- No