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JetPunk: World's Best Quizzes

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JetPunk: World's Best Quizzes

and secretly we have blogs too

Moral: Always read the fine print.

The "Maine" Problem

Canada: Maine?

Maine: Yes?

Canada: Why are there always lobsters in my Atlantic Provinces?

Maine: Because I like lobsters.

Canada: Yeah, but that's not the "Maine" problem!

Maine: *drum shot after a corny joke*

The Maine Main Thing

So Prize Two for the GeoStumper (credit to MG17 for making the word, but it's my puzzle so... yeah...) was a collab account, but me and SirPhilippines, the winner, already have a collab account. So I have decided to do a giveaway of the collab account prize to one of my friends (other than GrandOldMan and SirPhilippines because we already have a collab account)! So I will make a private quiz and the first friend to get 100% on that quiz will get the prize! It will be called Giveaway Quiz. Stay tuned for it and I will check who answered them all, commented they got them all, was honest PLEASE BE HONEST!, and is my friend. You have to be my friend to even take this quiz, so friend request me by sending an invite to GeoSmartKirbyXD. Please have a high Quizmaker rank too.

3C: Europe

Alternate Future of Afro Eurasia in Text, Chapter Four.

Narrator: Today, we will now cover Afro-Eurasia and in the next chapters, slowly advance towards the rest of the world. Let's begin.

Denmark: Hey Sweden!

Sweden: Yes?

Denmark: Should we join the Colonization Alliance?

Sweden: Sure...

UK: Okay, welcome!

Sweden and Denmark have joined the Colonization Alliance.

S.E.A.R. has become South East Asian Alliance, with Borneo Alliance being abolished.

Members:

Thailand

Malaysia

Indonesia

Philippines

Vietnam

Germany: Okay, back to the offensive!

Netherlands: Indonesia!!!

Indonesia: Not this time! South East Asian Alliance, meeting time!

S.E.A.A members: Okay.

In the meeting...

Indonesia: We need nukes.

Philippines: Why?

Indonesia: Netherlands nuked Palembang and Medan. So we need nukes to nuke their army base in Sumatra.

Thailand: I can help!

Vietnam: I'll ask China to help!

Malaysia: I'll help too!

Philippines: I'll ask the maker of the first nuke to help!

Indonesia: Thanks!

China, U.S.: What do you need help with?

Indonesia: How to make a nuke!

China, U.S.: You're crazy!!!

Indonesia: So is the Netherlands. They nuked Medan and Palembang.

China: Okay fine, we'll help.

U.S.: First, you need uranium, plutonium or some radioactive material.

China: Next, you need a way to activate nuclear fission within the nuke before explosion.

U.S.: You also need materials to build the nuke. Metals should do.

China: And lastly, you need a rocket, or you can drop it out of a plane, like in 1945.

Japan: Hey!

China: Sorry. And how did you get here?

Japan: I'll tell you, with nukes, second time's the charm.

Indonesia: Thanks guys! Do you have a rocket we can use?

U.S.: I have thirteen.

China: Four.

Japan: Three.

Philippines: Two.

Indonesia, Thailand: Same.

Vietnam: One.

Malaysia: Same.

China: Okay, we should get working.

After some time...

Netherlands: Attack!

Indonesia: Attack!

BOOM!

Netherlands: How?

Indonesia: We had a little help!

BOOM!

Netherlands: That's... ugh.

Indonesia: Attack!

Netherlands: Retreat!

Papua New Guinea: Help! Rebels! Wait, West Papua?

West Papuan Rebels: We want to join with Papua New Guinea!!!

Indonesia/P.N.G.: NO!

West Papuan Rebels: Please?

Indonesia/P.N.G.: No!

West Papuan Rebels: Fine, we'll join by force!

Indonesia: Team up?

P.N.G: Yeah.

After 5 months of fighting...

P.N.G.: Look, just stay in Indonesia. It's much better there, they have a better economy than me, all that great stuff!

West Papuan Rebels: No, P.N.G. you're the rightful ruler of New Guinea and you're going to let Indonesia push you around like that?

P.N.G.: What are you thinking?

U.K./Netherlands: It was our fault.

Indonesia/P.N.G.: See?

Indonesia: No purpose in rebelling.

West Papuan Rebels: Fine...

Belarus: Hey Ukraine!

Ukraine: What?

Belarus: Wanna unite?

Ukraine: Sure.

Poland: Lithuania!

Lithuania: Okay!

Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth and Beloukrainian Union have formed.

Germany: Ah... Oh no... Ah...

Bavaria, Baden: We want independence!

Germany: NEIN!

Baden, Bavaria: Aww...

Germany: If you want colonies, stay in the union and you'll get colonies.

Baden, Bavaria: Yey!

France: We need to get more colonies!

Spain: Let's try Africa!

African countries: Oh god, not this again!

Poland-Lithuania: Next time on Chapter 5!

Narrator (Me): Thanks Poland Lithuania! Germany promises colonies to Baden and Bavaria, but will they get those colonies? Will the African countries unite? What will happen to Europe? What will be Asia's future? Find out next time on Chapter 5 of Alternate Future of Austro-Afro-Eurasia.

GeoStumper!

Welcome folks to this week's GeoStumper!

No more responses will be taken anymore, sorry.

Can you guess these 5 questions?

Question 1:

Everything's bigger and better in _____.

Texas

Question 2:

• Subdivision of Switzerland or Austria
• Does not border another country

Vienna (Wien)

Question 3:

Criteria 1: Starts with J or U

Criteria 2: Had an empire

Choice A-🇲🇳

Choice B-🇯🇵

Choice C-🇬🇧

C

Question 4:

Indonesia

Subdivision

Rebelled

West Papua

Question 5:

There will be pictures. You must figure the odd one out.

Malta is the odd one out. It does not "speak" German.

And also, the Giveaway Quiz will be (privately) published Sunday, March 7, Pacific Standard Time.

Prizes and winners!

Prizes

Question 1: Quiz about you!

Question 2: Feature on my next blog

Question 3: Secret...

Question 4: Collaboration quiz

Question 5: None

Winners

Question 1:

None currently

Question 2:

None currently

Question 3:

MG17

Question 4:

NeilVedwan

Question 5:

ProximaCentauri

Anyways, stay tuned for the giveaway quiz, hope you had fun reading, good luck for the Giveaway Quiz and GeoStumper, and...

Goodbye!