Things I Want To Talk About, and AFOTWIT Ch. 9

So you know how Germany is named after the Germanic peoples, and England is named after the Angles, a Germanic people? So why did the UK and Germany have a war, one of the biggest, involving more countries? Well, it's actually because of leaders and stuff.

Done.

I think a new Kirby game should come out to precede Star Allies. It should be a new main series game. It would probably have some mechanics and copy abilities from Star Allies.

Done.

My Austronesian language is Tagalog. Now, here's a little more depth. Austronesian languages have other families, like Malayo-Polynesian and Formosan languages. So, yeah. I speak a Germanic and Austronesian language. Two language families from two different continents.

Done.

Welcome to AFOTWIT Chapter 9!

Brazil: Okay, it's time! Uruguay, come here!

Uruguay: Oh no!

Brazil: Yes! I will colonize you!

Brazil colonizes Uruguay.

Brazil: Now, I will colonize French Guiana.

French Guiana becomes independent, and surrenders to Brazil.

Brazil: I will now conquer Paraguay!

Paraguay: Please. Shut up Brazil...

*Brazil is triggered*

Paraguay: Oh no! AHHHH!!!!!

Brazil: COME HERE PARAGUAY!

Paraguay gets wrecked by Brazil. It was colonized.

Brazil: Name change!

Brazilian Empire (BE): Yeah, that's better.

Argentina, Colombia: Stop, Brazil!

BE: No!!!

Argentina: Okay, then I'll stop you!

BE: Okay...

Argentina: Wait, what? Oh no!!! AHHHH!!!!!

BOOM!

Argentina: Okay, I surrender!

Argentina gets colonized.

BE: That's enough for now.

PL: Okay, time to colonize again!

Eritrea: I will win this war!

PL: We'll see!

Eritrea gets colonized, and Ethiopia gives up some land.

PL: Nice!

Germany: Baden, you can be independent.

Baden: Yey!

Baden is independent.

Baden: Thanks Germany!

Bavaria: What about me?

Germany: Fine.

Bavaria becomes independent.

Hesse, Lower Saxony: No fair! Revolution!

Germany: Oh no! I just reunited sixty years ago! Not again! (2050-1990=60)

Germany crushes the revolts.

Germany: Phew!

Baden, Bavaria: *whispers* At least we got our independence peacefully, by decision of Germany.

Russia: I feel bad...

Dagestan, Magadan and Chukotka become independent.

Russia: Not another one of Chechen's friends...

Dagestan: I want to prosper peacefully, with no enemies!

Magadan: I want to rule my lands by myself!

Chukotka: I want to use this land!

Greece: I want North Macedonia!

North Macedonia: *whispers* Better change my name quickly...

Greece: Hey FYROM, have you seen North Macedonia?

FYROM: No.

Serbia: But I have! They're right there! Actually...

Yugoslavia: Well, the name says so. So now you're mine.

FYROM becomes part of Yugoslavia.

Yugoslavia: I need Kosovo!

Kosovo gets colonized.

Yugoslavia: Montenegro, Bosnia and Croatia! Let's unite!

Montenegro, B&H, Croatia: *sigh* Whatever.

Albania: Greece! Let me join you!

Greece: Fine.

Yugoslavia: Greece! Give me Albania!

Greece: Here.

Yugoslavia: Slovenia!!!

Slovenia: I surrender!

Yugoslavia: Perfect!

Meanwhile, in Ahoelata...

Øanßdndñswµ (Oahssjwdemc): Okay, it's time!

Chinese Space Force: Attack!

Russian Space Force: Wait... I see something coming down... Oh no!

PEW!!!

A bunch of dust lies where the CSF and RSF's troops once were. They were ion cannoned.

Oahssjwdemc: Ha ha ha! Wait... Oh no! Not karma!

PEW!!!

Oahssjwdemc surrenders. Their generals and military were ionized. (struck by an ion cannon and obliterated into dust)

RSF: After a devastating blast and loss, we won in the end!

Status update:

0.91% of Ahoelata has been colonized.

45% of that is owned by the US.

25% of that is owned by France.

15% of that is owned by Germany.

The remaining 15% of that is owned by Russia.

99% of Ahoelata is still inhabited by Ahoelatans.

0.09% of Ahoelata is uninhabited, but owned by someone.

55% of that is owned by Ahoelata.

45% of that is owned by countries from Earth, respectively Germany and France.

The two countries both share 50% of that uninhabited, but owned land.

Baden: Next time on AFOTWIT Chapter 10... (yey!)

Narrator: The Germans are serious. But so is the BE. Will the BE manage to become powerful, or just be a state with lots of land? Will Germany become a new world power? And who is this new mystery country not revealed? Who knows? I do! You guys can find out on Chapter 10 of the Alternate Future of the World in Text!

Before I sign off, if you would like to be the mystery country in the next chapter, and win some cool prizes weekly, join my group! If you would like to join my group "My Super Group", tell me in the comments section.

This is GeoSmartKirbyXD, signing off. Also, my short name is KirbyXD.

Here's a flag of Myanmar because you got to the end.

If you used the quick links, I'm sad. 

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