Blaze Empire #1
First published: Tuesday June 28th, 2022
Sorry it's a bit short guys, the next one will be longer!
Blaze Government Complex
Tehran, Blaze Empire
Solomon Blaze is sitting in the War Room with his generals.
Solomon : Well generals, why have you called me here for this meeting? Do you want to invade someone? Because that's not really a very good idea right now..
General #1 : Actually sir, the Macedonian Empire has attacked the Grande Empire, who in turn declared war on them.
Solomon : WHAT! I will not stand by and let my ally be cruelly and ferociously attacked!
General #1 : Sir, your allies were the ones cruelly and ferociously attacking. Also sir, the Macedons can probably take care of themselves, as they do outnumber the Grandes by like 267 to 1.
Solomon : No matter. I'm sure they will be pleased to have Blaze military assistance.
The door opens and a man silently slips inside, Everyone turns to look at him.
Solomon : Ah, Dylan Boult. What has my Black Chamber got on this new development?
Dylan : Chatterings from the criminal underworld. Rumors of a single mastermind behind it all...
Solomon : Hmm. OK, assuming this schemer does exist, where would they be?
Dylan : Our intelligence work would put them in the nearby Veggie Caliphate, perhaps in Tel Aviv, or Sana'a.
Solomon : Keep me posted.
Dylan : Oh and the Macedons are also searching the Amazon jungles for a mysterious object reasons unknown. MG didn't give them permission either. Our spy satellites will be keeping a close eye on them.
General #2 : The Macedons are our allies. Why don't we just ask what they're doing instead of secretly watching them secretly searching for something secret.
Dylan: Well, because whatever it is, they probably want to keep it secret.
Solomon : Good point. Anyway, I will be sending a portion of my army plus two battleships which have been posted in Barcelona to the aid of the Macedons. And Dylan?
Dylan : Sir?
Solomon : Keep an eye out for anyone in my empire secretly committing insidious evil deeds, or subversively controlling world events, or plotting revolution...you know the type.
Dylan : Very well sir.
Dylan leaves the room and Solomon begins discussing strategy with his generals.