If WW2 Was a Bar Fight

Disclaimer: Like Geopro's WWI version, I did not come up with this myself. Hope you guys enjoy it anyways.

After the last bar fight, America decides to become the bartender and the bouncer and moves behind the bar. Germany comes to after being unconscious on the floor. He looks around and sees everyone drinking with his money that they took while he was unconscious.

Angry that Britain and France stole his wallet, Germany marches over to where Austria is drinking and makes them get up and join him at a table on the other side of the room. He then does the same thing to Czechoslovakia.

In the back corner of the room, Japan repeatedly slaps China. After a while, America notices.

America: Knock it off, guys.

Britain and France start loudly mumbling about what Germany is doing. Germany announces that he is finished moving people to his side of the room. Germany then sucker punches Poland.

America: Meh.

Britain: What the heck, Germany.

Germany: Poland started it!

Soviet Union: Hey, I'll help!

The Soviet Union then gets up and starts punching Poland as well. Britain and France get up and swing at Germany. Germany pushes Britain out the door and into the street, before throwing France through a window. France comes back wearing a new beret, and announces that they will be hanging out with Germany from now on.

Britain: What the heck, France.

The Soviet Union turns and slaps Finland for no apparent reason. Italy announces that they own the sandbox out back and everything in it, but the other kids in the sandbox give him a bloody nose.

Italy: Germany, help!

Germany and Britain get into a tug of war over Italy's sandbox. Then they start throwing beer mugs at each others' heads. While everyone is watching them, Japan puts China in a headlock and begins punching his head.

America: You've had too much to drink, Japan. I'm cutting you off.

Japan leaps over the bar and punches America in the nose. He then leaps back over the bar and punches France, Britain, and the Netherlands.

Netherlands: Ow!

Germany promptly punches the Netherlands, then they turn and begin to punch the Soviet Union.

Soviet Union: Hey! Help!

Britain continues throwing mugs at Germany. America gets up and jumps over the bar, but trips and falls over.

Germany: hahahahaha, America can't stand up!

Now America is mad at Germany, so they punch Italy. Italy collapses onto a table. Canada and Australia walk into the bar and notice what's going on.

Australia: It's a bloody bar fight!

Britain, Canada, and America all jump on France, ripping off his new beret and stamping on it. They then punch Germany.

Australia then helps America and Britain shove Japan into a corner. Germany kicks America in the butt while he's looking at Japan. America turns around and everyone piles on Germany until he collapses. Then America hits Japan across the face with a baseball bat. Twice.

As Japan slumps to the floor, the Soviet Union shakes his fist at Japan, so it will look like he joined the fight and can go through his wallet afterwards.

America, France, Britain, and the Soviet Union find Germany's keys in his pocket while he's unconscious and decide to move into his house. America moves into Japan's house as well.

Once Germany and Japan wake up, America buys them drinks until they are happy again. They all begin to resent the Soviet Union, because he only bought them one small glass of the cheapest drink he could find, even through he got most of the money in Germany's wallet.

I found this to be a funny representation of history. Hope you liked it. Yeah, I know this isn't ROTJE III, but trust me, it should be out within a few days. See you then!

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