RUB Times | A Robot Revolution is Looming…

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Intro

Ok, ok, I’m sorry.  RUB Times is back, after so long (and then it’ll probably disappear again).  As you can see, some most categories may be missing, but I hope to bring them back next week.

Robots Succeed at Captcha Tests!

BREAKING NEWS!  New reports show that robots are becoming more sentient then ever, recently being able to succeed at Anti-Robot security tests!

Well, this is bad.  Or wait, is it?  I can program some robots to do all the work for me!  Well, I don’t know how this will effect me, but I’d say it’s bad for most of the world.

A supreme specimen of the species Smarterthan Me

Street Bums Get Together to Form a Country!

Street bums from all over the world are getting together to demand a country from the UN.  Will they succeed?

This world is so wacky I wasn’t even sure the UN existed anymore.  I wonder what a country run by hobos would be like….

One of the candidates running for president of the hobo country. 

President Biden Addresses the Nation

Just an hour ago, tension was high as the president of the USA addressed the nation.  Well, he ended up rickrolling 300 million people.

Ah yes, I was watching that.  Everyone in my family was really nervous, and so when the song came on I just started laughing.  My parents were plain confused.
This mic has done atrocities…

Every Single Elephant Shrinks Ten Times Their Size

A group of Elephant Watchers went out into the wilderness the other day, only to find living breathing, adult elephants the size of large shrubs.  Other reports have come in of these minuscule ungulates.

Wow, that’s crazy!  And also the second time that a newspaper is apparently causing me to visit my local zoo.  I’m sure that this will be a sight to behold.  Never would I imagine a tiny elephant.

1 word: small

Acronym of the Week:

FPT

Make what you want out of this acronym and post it in the comments!

Outro

I hope you enjoyed this edition of RUB Times!  A new episode will come out every eternity, at random times.  Or it’ll never come out again, I really don’t know!

Your Publisher,

MiecraftMan

Bye!

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Level 59
Oct 14, 2022
Ye
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Level 43
Oct 14, 2022
FPT = Fake Portuguese Turtles
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Level 59
Oct 14, 2022
Fried Pig-Ticks
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Level 15
Oct 28, 2022
Fabricated Politician Truths
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Level 63
Oct 14, 2022
Ok, I have a deal for you.

If you give me independence, or even constituent-state status, or even vassal status, I'll:

1. Give 80% of all rose oil and raspberry production to the Veggie Caliphate

2. Let you have 80% control over my economy and military

3. Erect a statue of the great MiecraftMan overlooking Yerevan

All I ask is for is Armenia, Central African Republic, and Equatorial Guinea.

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Level 59
Oct 14, 2022
How about Armenia, Equatorial Guinea, and Semi-Ownership over the state of Nigeria. Geopro also has to approve you back as a DOTJE emperor (or vassal leader), which will also be a hard task
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Level 63
Oct 14, 2022
Hmm... Throw in... Lebanon and/or full/partial ownership of all Muslim-majority states in Nigeria and we have a deal
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Level 59
Oct 15, 2022
Hmmm, ok Lebanon. Now go get Geopro’s approval
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Level 63
Oct 16, 2022
Just asked Geopro, if he accepts, the AAE is officially back.
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Level 65
Oct 14, 2022
Cool blog, and great concept. I might make my very own edition, provided I get permission of course.
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Level 59
Oct 14, 2022
You could do some on Saturdays. I’ll share you the template.
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Level 65
Oct 14, 2022
Thank you. I'll do it tonight and finish it tomorrow.
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Level 59
Oct 15, 2022
Some stuff requires data from the entire week, though I suppose you could omit those few sections.
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Level 63
Oct 15, 2022
Please respond to my request!