If Jetpunk Was an Online Shooter #1

This might be a bit confusing but...

This is a story, about 3 factions on an online shooter game (Jetpunk)

Each blog will explain events happening in the game

The 3 factions all want the Quizmaker, which is now the only way possible to make weapons, meaning if you don't have this item, you have a limited armory!

The 3rd faction has the Quizmaker at the moment.

That's all

Bye

ClutchNFerno: LISTEN UP MEN! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY PANDORA49! NOW WE MUST OPENLY DECLARE WAR ON HIS FACTION!!!!!

NeilVedwan: SIR! QUESTION SIR!

ClutchNFerno: NOT NOW TROOP! WE'RE BUSY!!!!
Nazgul: Sir, with all due respect, we are the smallest faction. And no one really considers us a threat. Maybe we at least need a name?

ClutchNFerno: SHUT YOUR HOLE SERGANT!

Nazgul: Sorry General...

ClutchNFerno: ALRIGHT WHAT'S GONNA BE OUR NAME!!?? WE AT LEAST NEED ONE OF THOSE!!!! I'M LEANING TOWARDS: COOL GROUP!!! BUT THIS IS A DEMOCRACY AND WE SHOULD TAKE A VOTE!!!! ALL IN FAVOR OF COOL GROUP?

Nazgul: Face Slap

No Hands are raised.

ClutchNFerno: ALRIGHTY THEN... ANY OTHER IDEAS???

NeilVedwan: What about: THE ROGUE RIDERS!!!

sar7: No way, that makes us sound like motorcyclers, I sorta like THE BLOGGING BLUE SNAKES!!!

Nazgul: Nah, I kinda like the idea of the name THORN RAIDERS!!!

ClutchNFerno: THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!!!! THE NAME WILL BE... THE COBRA CRUSADERS!!!!

NeilVedwan: Well, it's kinda...

ClutchNFerno: IT'S DECIDED THEN!!! NOW LETS GO KILL SOME NOOBS!!!

sar7: Fine, but we gotta change it later.

Nazgul/NeilVedwan: Agreed

Quizmaster: Congratulations troops! Our master plan worked! ClutchNFerno and his team now believe Pandora49s group tricked them! While they fight we can attack them both! They will be destroyed and sent back to the spawn point! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ChineseChen: Since we are the biggest faction, we'll destroy those fools!

MG17: Our fortress is impenetrable! This Republic will win the war!

EthaBoo444: Totally!

CollabsyFriend: Yep!

Stewart: Best not to celebrate yet! We have to be strategic! Pandoras' team is posing the biggest threat to us, I suggest deep military tactics.

HinesBrothers: Eh, relax Stewart, these guys will never be able to take us out!

Stewart: But still... I have a bad feeling.

Quizmaster: Maybe you're right. Ok Stewart, what's your plan.

Stewart: Well... Seeing as we have the numbers it would be smart to flank both teams, then surround them as they fight. Once one team begins to dominate, we begin our attack. 

MG17: I'll send out scouts to check when the teams begin to fight. It's predictable that ClutchNFernos team will attack first.

Quizmaster: All right! Lets win another battle! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

The QMR Cheers

FelixStar1965: SIR! INCOMING ATTACK FROM CLUTCHNFERNOS FACTION!

ProximaCentauri: WHAT!? I GOTTA WARN PANDORA

Pandora49: No Need captain, I'm here.

FaroPor: Sir! Our troops are ready! I can lead them!

Pandora49: Go! I have faith in you!

FelixStar1965: I'm coming too Faro!
The two captains lead more Jetpunkers out to a wall.

FaroPor: Artillery, FIRE!

Cannons boom, shells rain from the sky

ClutchNFerno: WE'RE TAKIN HEAVY FIRE! NAZGUL! GET YOUR *** OVER HERE FOR GODS SAKE!

Nazgul: AHHHHHHHH!

Nazgul goes flying over the trenches, dead. 

GrandOldMan: Clutch! General! LISTEN TO ME!

ClutchNFerno: SHUT IT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!

NeilVedwan: Oh no, OH NO, YAHHHHHHHH

A shell hits NeilVedwan, He too flys up and over ClutchNFernos head and lands on the ground. 

SirPhillippines: We're losing men by the second! And the spawn point is miles away!

ClutchNFerno: Don't worry! I put a few motorcycles by the spawn! They can get back easily!

sar7: I think that's them!

Two dots appear in the distance, NeilVedwan and Nazgul are zooming in. Suddenly, from no where, a rocket hits between the two, and they are blasted off their bikes.

Nazgul: NOOOOOOO

The Two explode. 

ClutchNFerno: WHAT!? WHERE'D THAT MISSILE COME FROM?

Quizmaster: ATTACK! SURROUND THEM ALL!

The QMR Yell and Shout. 

Stewart: SNIPERS! FIRE

Bullets rain upon both teams, Chaos unfolds

FelixStar1965: GET KESUKOS REGIMENT DOWN HERE NOW! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

Kesuko: No need, I'm here already. But my regiment is gone, one of Quizmasters shells hit us.

ProximaCentauri: Fall Back! We can deal with them inside!

FelixStar1965: Good Idea! FALL BACK! FALL BACK!

The Blogger Bombers begin to fall back inside their fortress.

Stewart: LOOK OUT!

A shell hits the bunker

Quizmaster: AGH! Who'd we lose?!

Stewart: WE LOST MG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Malkiboy: Hey guys sorry I'm late...

Stewart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quizmaster: SHUT IT!

Stewart: Sorry QM.

Malkiboy: Hey, QM, my pistol broke.

Quizmaster takes out his trusty wrench

Quizmaster: Fixed!

FelixStar1965: Someone get me GeoSmartKirbyXD! I need his regiment guarding the quizmaker!

FaroPor: I'm on it!

Pandora49: We must guard that treasure! It's our only way to win this war!

Kesuko: I need more troops! I won't be able to hold the QMR for long!

ProximaCentauri: It's ok, the Cobra Crusaders are in retreat, it's just the QMR.

FelixStar1965: It's not ok! We still have to fight these...these...

FaroPor: *****s?

Pandora49: NO CURSING ON JETPUNK! DON'T MAKE ME BAN YOU!

FaroPor: AGH! Sorry General! Sir!

A loud boom sounds, the fortress shakes.

Kesuko flies through the wall

Kesuko: They're...coming...

Kesuko Dies.

ProximaCentauri: Dangit! The spawn point is miles away! We can't afford to lose our officers like this! Call a retreat! Lets move the Quizmaker to our backup base and get outta here!

All of a sudden the QMR (led by Quizmaster) Burst through the wall

Pandora49: AGH! Get out of here! Faro! Felix! Cover us!

Faro/Felix: Sir yes sir!

This next part isn't from the perspective of a select faction. This will mostly happen during standoffs, or one on one battles.

Quizmaster: Stop them!

Pandora49: RUN!

Felix and Faro fire away with their AK-47s

Stewart: AGHHHHHH, I'm Hit, I'm....

Stewart Dies, The officers of the QMR rage.

Malkiboy: FOR STEWART!

He takes out a pistol and fires twice, the two bullets hit their targets.

FaroPor: AIEEEEEE!

Now Felix is by himself, although he is wounded.

Quizmaster: Give us the Quizmaker!

FelixStar1965: How bout a grenade instead?

He throws a grenade. Quizmaster jumps for cover just in time, but Malkiboy and CollabsyFriend aren't quick enough.

Malkiboy: ARRRRGH!

CollabsyFriend: AW COME ON MAN!

Quizmaster, HinesBrothers, Ethaboo444, and ChineseChen are the only survivors. Felix is sent back to the spawn point.

Quizmaster: THIS ISN'T OVER!