If Jetpunk Was an Online Shooter #3
Last updated: Wednesday May 12th, 2021
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Cobra Crusaders:
ClutchNferno
Nazgul
Sar7
GrandOldMan
SirPhilipines
NeilVedwan
Turnbacktwo
4knowledge
Blogger Bombers:
FelixStar1965
Pandora49
ProximaCentauri
FaroPor
Kesuko
Jetpunker180
ZooTuber3000
QMR:
HinesBrothers
MG17
ChineseChen
Ethaboo444
Baptistegorce
Malkiboy
thegoatisgoaty
ENJOY!
Faction 1: Cobra Crusaders
ClutchNFerno: WE HAVE OUR DOUBLE AGENT!!!!
The Crusaders cheer.
4knowledge: Hi!
Nazgul: Congrats! Don't die!
sar7: Make sure to survive! You're the turning point in this war!
4knowledge: Haha, Y'all are making me nervous!
NeilVedwan: Don't worry! The QMR isn't that tough!
ClutchNFerno: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!
NeilVedwan: I just meant that they're not gonna torture you or anything.
ClutchNFerno: Oh, well off you go agent!
4knowledge: Sir yes Sir!
turnbacktwo: Poor man...
SirPhilippines: Meh, He'll be fine!
Faction 3: The Blogger Bombers
A siren blares inside a cave-like base. Figures are running back and forth.
Pandora49: THE QMR IS INBOUND! ALL TROOPS, BATTLE STATIONS!
JetPunker180: YES SIR!
FelixStar1965: Sir we have a new troop...
RandomMandom18: Hi there, I'm from the video game: sporcle! Legendary Shooter
Everyone looks at him
Pandora49: GETTEM BOYS!
RandomMandom is slaughtered.
FaroPor: Filthy Sporcler, or is it... Sporcle-er? Sporclr? IDK
ProximaCentauri: Never mind that! We have incoming!
Two planes fly overhead, the QMR flag flying behind one of them.
FaroPor: RUN FOR IT!
Bullets rain from the aircraft, explosions erupt all around.ProximaCentauri grabs the flag for the Blogger Bombers and sprints towards a truck.
The Cobra Crusaders show up, all chanting and yelling. Their bright green flag at the front of their mob.
Faction 1: The Cobra Crusaders
ClutchNferno: CHARGE!
NeilVedwan: I thought the plan was to wait for 4knowledge to return with the weapon maker... thingie.
Nazgul: It was.
sar7: Then... why?
ClutchNferno: CAUSE MORE AND MORE SPORCLE USERS ARE JOINING! THE FACTIONS ARE GETTING SUSPICIOUS!
GrandOldMan: So we're the distraction? We could get obliterated out in the open like this.
turnbacktwo: I mean, don't we always?
GrandOldMan: Good Point.
ClutchNferno: Guys! Cut the chatter! We have a battle to win!
SirPhilippines: Sir! The QMR planes are flying in carpet bombing position! We'll get cooked out here if we don' move!
ClutchNferno: No! Don't run! Grab the drill and make a trench! Trust me!
Nazgul: Yes Sir!
GrandOldMan: We're all going to die... I can't believe this.
The troops begin to "burrow" under the ground. The bombers fly overhead dropping bomb after bomb. The Cobra Crusaders brace for impact.
NeilVedwan: NAZGUL! GET IN!
Nazgul: HOLY S-----
Nazgul explodes.
turnbacktwo: That poor man.
sar7: Is it over?
ClutchNferno: Yes, lets get going!
Faction 2: The QMR (Quizmaker Republic)
HinesBrothers: SQUADRON! DIVE!
A group of planes dive at top speed, raining fire upon small figures on a wall.MG17: Guys! Get snipers on the mountain! We need extra cover!
thegoatisgoaty: Already here!
He aims towards the base, takes a shot, and sees a figure fall from the fort.
HinesBrothers: Put more pressure on the Bloggers! Pull forward!
The QMR moves with speed, and with perfect unity.
ChineseChen: We need more air support!
Ethaboo444: Me and Malki are doing our best ya know!
baptistegorce: Move all regiments to surround the base! Get the planes to deal with the Crusaders!
MG17: Copy!
Faction 3: The Blogger Bombers
Pandora49: We have nowhere to run too! We're completely trapped!
FelixStar1965: Then we fight to the death! YAAAAAAA!
He runs out the door.
ProximaCentauri: Well, he's dead.
Felix gets one shot in before being blasted off his feet.
ZooTuber3000: Sir! Our cannons are gone! We can't hold the planes back!
Kesuko: Don't places like this have underground tunnels?
FaroPor: Well, yea, but...
Pandora49: But Faro forgot to build it when he designed this place.
JetPunker180: Seriously!?
FaroPor: Erm, oops?
ProximaCentauri: The QMR is surrounding the base! The Cobra Crusaders are flanking us!
Kesuko: This is the end!
ZooTuber3000: When we respawn Im'ma rip those QMR fools limb from limb!
The base shakes, the door bursts open.
Pandora49: Not this again!
Here comes another "split scene"
HinesBrothers: Yea, can't have another standoff, it gets repetitive.
Pandora49: So... you won't kill us?baptistegorce: Who said that?
MG17 walks up with an RPG
MG17: Sorry, but there can only be one faction!
He presses the trigger, the Blogger Bombers are enveloped in a gulf of flame, and are no more. (until they respawn)
thegoatisgoaty: The Crusaders are coming in sir!
ChineseChen: Copy, best get that thing, and get a move on.
4knowledge: Found it! Lets get outta here!
ClutchNferno: Not so fast...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Thanks for reading! Sorry for the wait!
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