Interesting Quotes by JetPunk users
Last updated: Friday August 25th, 2023
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User Quotes
1 "A long quote is fine. A brief quote is good. The best quote is meaningful silence. But the quote people want to read is funny."
—unimp0rtant
2 "The truth is that when life closes a door, my finger is right there."
—MG17
3 "I'm Nazgul."
—Jato3
4 "Humans are more dependant on the supermarket than they are on each other."
—unimp0rtant
5 "Don't Google anything that someone under the age of 20 tells you to Google."
—unimp0rtant
6 "Sorry that there's a lot of quotes by me on this one page, I have to have a minimum character count to publish the blog."
—unimp0rtant
7 "Please like and subscribe, and hit that bell!"
—Every YouTuber ever
8 "Any philosopher's wisdom pales in comparison to the truth of quote five."
—Qy
9 "I take pride in my humility."
—Fianchetto
10 "The most disturbing thing to read in Braille is 'Do not touch'."
—Fianchetto
11 "Why do you think 9/10 doctors agree? It's because they know what happens to the 10th doctor. What else do they make all the toothpaste from?"
—Neodymium
12 "Most people will prefer a 4.1 star restaurant with 2k reviews than a 5 star restaurant with 50 reviews just because more people rated the first one. Change my mind."
—Coolcaden26
13 "The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell."
—Jay Pritchett, from the televesion show "Modern Family"
14 "You know what they say, 'When you take a picture of a wheat field, it will always turn out grainy.'"
—vfjkgvrvirvnrivn
— Qy
lol
I have some other funny quotes but I’d say that was the best you’ve picked lol
I expected a longer blog, but that’s ok.
"I take pride in my humility"
Fianchetto
-goodquizzes
-Neodymium
(based off the "Shoot twice and go home" Swiss version)
-Confused User on Interesting Quotes 6
"A gun is a kind of metal wand that Muggles use to kill each other."
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
your quote
-Me
-Coolcaden26 (Me)
-SirPhillipines
- vfjkgvrvirvnrivn
By me
Fianchetto