Interesting Quotes by JetPunk users

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User Quotes

1 "A long quote is fine. A brief quote is good. The best quote is meaningful silence. But the quote people want to read is funny."

unimp0rtant

2 "The truth is that when life closes a door, my finger is right there."

MG17

3 "I'm Nazgul."

Jato3

4 "Humans are more dependant on the supermarket than they are on each other."

unimp0rtant

5 "Don't Google anything that someone under the age of 20 tells you to Google."

unimp0rtant


6 "Sorry that there's a lot of quotes by me on this one page, I have to have a minimum character count to publish the blog."

unimp0rtant


7 "Please like and subscribe, and hit that bell!"

Every YouTuber ever

8 "Any philosopher's wisdom pales in comparison to the truth of quote five."

Qy

9 "I take pride in my humility."

Fianchetto

10 "The most disturbing thing to read in Braille is 'Do not touch'."

Fianchetto

11 "Why do you think 9/10 doctors agree? It's because they know what happens to the 10th doctor. What else do they make all the toothpaste from?"

Neodymium

12 "Most people will prefer a 4.1 star restaurant with 2k reviews than a 5 star restaurant with 50 reviews just because more people rated the first one. Change my mind."

Coolcaden26

13 "The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell."

Jay Pritchett, from the televesion show "Modern Family"

14 "You know what they say, 'When you take a picture of a wheat field, it will always turn out grainy.'"

vfjkgvrvirvnrivn

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Level 47
May 22, 2023
I love how this is gaining popularity! Keep posting, Punkers!
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Level 62
May 11, 2023
“Any philosopher's wisdom pales in comparison to the truth of quote five.”

— Qy

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Level 47
May 11, 2023
Added!
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Level 60
May 11, 2023
Why is MG17's quote actually quite philosophical...
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Level 58
May 11, 2023
Mg's is the best tho
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Level 54
May 13, 2023
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Level 30
May 12, 2023
HEY!!! IM NAZGUL

lol

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Level 43
May 13, 2023
Wow I’m famous

I have some other funny quotes but I’d say that was the best you’ve picked lol

I expected a longer blog, but that’s ok.

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Level 47
May 15, 2023
The blog will grow, I'm going to add more to it when people post their quotes. I'll go back to the Interesting Quotes pages and try to find some more of yours, because yours are really funny
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Level 66
May 17, 2023
"Never make false assumptions, only make true ones"

"I take pride in my humility"

Fianchetto

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Level 47
May 18, 2023
Added the second one, thanks!
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Level 18
May 18, 2023
"If I had one day to do whatever I wanted, and I didn't need to go to work or school, I'd put it with the rest, because it's my choice anyway"

-goodquizzes

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Level 66
May 18, 2023
The most disturbing thing to read in Braille is "Do not touch"
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Level 47
May 19, 2023
Added!
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Level 58
May 19, 2023
In 1940, the German ambassador visited Liechtenstein and asked a Liechtensteiner minister what the 125 strong Liechtensteiner police force would do if Germany attacked with 500,000 troops. Reply: "Shoot four-thousand times and go home."

-Neodymium

(based off the "Shoot twice and go home" Swiss version)

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Level 58
May 19, 2023
"I only missed the eagle on flag one, and Im Mexican!"

-Confused User on Interesting Quotes 6

"A gun is a kind of metal wand that Muggles use to kill each other."

-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

your quote

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Level 47
May 22, 2023
you remembered!
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Level 58
May 19, 2023
"Father, I believe Jetpunk is very fun." -FlyingG
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Level 58
May 20, 2023
"Why do you think 9/10 doctors agree? It's because they know what happens to the 10th doctor. What else do they make all the toothpaste from?"

-Me

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Level 47
May 22, 2023
Added!
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Level 66
May 21, 2023
This is a great idea by the way. I love it! I'll come back if I remember one of my little quotes.
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Level 16
May 23, 2023
"Most people will prefer a 4.1 star restaurant with 2k reviews than a 5 star restaurant with 50 reviews just because more people rated the first one. Change my mind."

-Coolcaden26 (Me)

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Level 47
May 23, 2023
Added!
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Level 16
May 23, 2023
"Colorado has 697 sides, meaning it is a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon"

-SirPhillipines

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Level 47
May 23, 2023
Hmm, I think this might do better on the "Interesting Facts" page. It is interesting!
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Level 66
May 24, 2023
"You know what they say, "When you take a picture of a wheat field, it will always turn out grainy""

- vfjkgvrvirvnrivn

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Level 66
May 25, 2023
Real quote on this quiz.
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Level 59
Jun 7, 2023
Why #3, that’s not even the start of the chain.
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Level 58
Jun 11, 2023
This is very confucius! - Ancient Chinese Philisopher Confusion

By me

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Level 66
Jun 18, 2023
Stick with your gut, unless it’s wrong.

Fianchetto

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Level 47
Jun 18, 2023
Stick with your gut, unless you have chronic constipation.