All I want to know is where I’m going to die so I'll never go there.
- Unknown. Popularized by Charlie Munger.
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The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy.
- Thomas Sowell
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The job of the news is to take someone else's problem, and make it your problem.
- Unknown
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When we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as if it were not there.
Clearly you didnt read the other quotes. Someone can never draw up a list of things he would never think of! And he wouldnt think like 7 bulk heads would break, because what could cause that? Any damage would be to less than that.
Some people become cops because the want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.
Sun Tzu said that! And I say he knows a little bit more fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in a ring of honor!
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." - Dan Quayle
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
Interesting fact. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is a gramercally a correct sentence. No body tell me that I spelled gramercally wrong, because trust me, I know it.
-Fyodor Dostoyevsky (in Crime and Punishment Part 4 Chapter 4)
Have to use public transport for now on
"This is not peace. It is an armistice for 20 years."
-Ferdinand Foch, 1919 (Attributed to him by Winston Churchill)
"One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans.”
-Otto von Bismarck, 1888
"You will be home before the leaves have fallen from the trees."
-Wilhelm II, August 1914
-Bob Monkhouse
There are guys in Alabama who are their own father.
- Dennis Miller
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours.
- Yogi Berra
-Yogi Berra
- Captain Edward Smith, RMS Titanic
-Hermann Meyer
-Chuck Yeager
If you can walk away from the plane after a landing, it's a good landing. If you can still use the plane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.
-also Chuck Yeager
Can you guess what happened next?
-Bansky
- Revelations 24:4"
- Albert Einstein, 34 BC
— first coined by Philip Siekevitz in 1957
-David Lee Roth
- Dan Quayle
-General Heinz Guderian, (1939-1944)
- Rodrigo Duterte
What’s even worse is that Hitler killed more than double what he said.
-Tommy Tallarico, on many occasions
—Britney Spears
- Confucius
― Oscar Wilde
- Clement Attlee
"Common sense, common sense is common for a reason, because it is common" - Y. S. Sharmila
the george bush and dan quayle of india
credits to neo for introducing me to sharmilaisms
uhh, definitely been said before
Also, "Stop quoting me on everything" Suntzu