New JetPunk feature leaks

I have recently uncovered some secret features Quizmaster has in store for our beloved site and wanted to share it here so as many people as possible can learn about it.

User Interface updates:

- To cater to left handed users, on the odd numbered days of the month the entire site will be mirrored

- Tiled view: Instead of each feature/quiz being on different pages, all features/quizzes will be open at the same time in a tiled view so you can easily multitask and switch between using different features

- Message Board post expansion: Again to ease use, all message board posts will just be fully written on the same page. To keep the tile small amongst all the others in the new tiled UI, the text will be microfiche sized and Quizmaster will be sending a complementary Microfiche Reader to users.

New Features:

- New quiz type: Extreme sudden death. Upon failing this type of quiz, you will get permanently IP banned from jetpunk. Be careful.

- New Mascot: As Quizmaster recently forgot to feed Jeppy, he died, and Jtheppy will be replacing him as of tomorrow. Jtheppy does not need to be fed as he feeds on the souls of people who fail sudden death quizzes.

- Removal of dark mode: In order to save ink when displaying pages, dark mode will be removed. It will instead be replaced with an alternate white and orange theme.

Are you guys hyped for the changes?