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Vampire jokes
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Submitted by FreeStater on March 26, 2026
Share your favorite vampire jokes. I'll start:
Why did the vampire go to the doctor? He was COFFIN!
That's doctor name? Dr. Acula!
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"Hi I am a Vampire, I see you are too"
and their response
"Nice to meet you fellow vampire"
Yeah, garlic.
What's a vampire's least favorite meat?
Stakes.
On a dead end street.
Nothing. Vampires aren’t real.
After 12 years, gets basement - ideal for daylight.