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U.S. States by Alternate Etymology

Can you guess these states based on a totally made up explanation of their name?
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Last updated: January 8, 2021
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First submittedJanuary 8, 2021
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Name meaning
Country
Named for a country in Asia
Georgia
Honors the rapper who recorded the #1 hit "Low"
Florida
Because it's a land filled with Christmas spirit
Maryland
Founded by Japanese settlers who named it "good morning" in their language
Ohio
Named for the state's most famous invention - a new type of sports uniform
New Jersey
Named after a 1943 Broadway play
Oklahoma
Because ten different states are visible from the highest point in this one
Tennessee
Another way of saying "viewed a farm implement"
Idaho
Land of very small carbonated beverages
Minnesota
Spanish for "a dry area"
Arizona
Because the people there are very depressed
Missouri
Honors a hero who did 2,000 pounds of laundry
Washington
Children in this state are allowed to talk back to teachers and parents
Kansas
The people in this state cause irritation to the unwell
Illinois
Named for the wife of Mr. Ippy
Mississippi
Because the original colonists of this state never had sex
Virginia
Named in honor of a Harrison Ford movie character
Indiana
A genie with a speech impediment granted the original colonists one wish.
When they asked for good weather he said "wish again".
Michigan
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38 Comments
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Level 88
Jan 10, 2021
Residents of the Carol-inas also can claim to be filled with Christmas spirit.
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Level ∞
Jan 11, 2021
Good point. Changed the question to add "land" which also makes it easier.
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Level 90
Jan 10, 2021
Reply to "What do you think she wants?" (Alaska,)
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Level 73
Jan 11, 2021
"How you doin'?": Hawaii. "Principal": Maine. "I'm the prostitute": Idaho. I could go on. (But I won't.)
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Level 81
Jan 11, 2021
I prefer "Viewed a farm implement" for Idaho.

Able to speak for Kentucky. My grandfather's pun was "I got a horse in Detroit and no Kentucky".

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Level ∞
Jan 11, 2021
Good one! Changed one of the least-guessed answers to your Idaho suggestion.
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Level 65
Mar 2, 2025
I don't get the joke could you please explain
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Level 80
Jan 11, 2021
I got 5/18. This one was brutal, I guess my brain just doesn't work that way.
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Level 94
Jan 11, 2021
Are we just going to pretend Indiana wasn't named for India?! ;)
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Level 89
Jan 12, 2021
In a sense it was. The Native Americans were named Indians because Columbus thought he was in the Indies, then Indiana was named after the Native Americans.
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Level 78
Jan 12, 2021
My love of both geography and puns awarded me a perfect score on this one. After seeing the scoring breakdown, i'm pretty proud of this one.
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Level ∞
Mar 9, 2021
Well done!
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Level 53
Jan 12, 2021
Oregon- Named after a pink Mexican Plant(Oregano)

Pensylvania- State full of writing tools(something along those lines

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Level 53
Jan 19, 2021
Colorado- the ultimate cholera place
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Level 82
Jan 12, 2021
Florence the jockey Florida.

Hit Sith lord with patella. Nevada

Alternatively he has departed. Oregon

Northern motor vehicle or cruise ship. North Carolina

Figure out IT. Texas

Question choice of pigeon. Wyoming

Hair on lions neck. Maine

Man severed ice cream cone. Conneticut

County of recently made cold meat. New Hampshire

Listen to Anne cutting wood. Arkansas

Former presidents brother Alexander. Alabama

Northern water foul oh thank you. North Dakota

Beat eggs or milk when being naughty. Wisconsin

Formal address to very tall 15th letter. Ohio

He comes round to hit her with his patella. California

Louis please dont be too harsh on your wife. Louisiana

Delroy knows about it. Delaware

I'm in her debt. Iowa

Formal shirt hurts my neck. Colorado

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Level 72
Jan 14, 2021
I could've used more time on this one. Slow going for me.
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Level 75
Jan 23, 2021
This quiz just kicked my butt.
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Level 65
Mar 9, 2021
I always thought that was the actual etymology of Arizona. It is so glaringly obvious that it never occured to me it could be something else.
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Level 73
Mar 9, 2021
i don't understand the idaho one
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Level 88
Mar 9, 2021
"eyed a hoe"
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Level 71
Mar 9, 2021
Haha, I loved the clue for Virginia :') In a sense though it is sex-related, since it's named after Elizabeth, the (alleged) "Virgin Queen."
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Level 79
Mar 9, 2021
When Dad Jokes and Trivia collide
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Level 72
Mar 9, 2021
I spent way too much time trying to figure out which state had "Han" or "Solo" in its name, and never thought to consider any other character he played. Whoops.
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Level 82
Mar 10, 2021
Why is this quiz only rated 3 stars? It's great!
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Level 44
Mar 10, 2021
Only got four 😞
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Got 16!
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Level 67
Mar 10, 2021
Only missed my home state - though it's also the least guessed
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Level 39
Mar 10, 2021
Fun Quizzz!!
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Level 58
Mar 11, 2021
Oklahoma is not named after the play... the play is named after the state.
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Level 82
Mar 12, 2021
Yew shore about that?
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Level 67
Mar 11, 2021
I still don't get the Missouri and Kansas ones. This quiz is a bit weird.
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Level 54
Mar 11, 2021
Like kansas is like "can sas" and missouri is like misery
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Level 59
Mar 11, 2021
I was at a total loss of what this quiz is about, tried multiple answers, no good. Finally gave up and saw... how easy it was if I had understood the question !
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Level 79
Apr 8, 2021
The real tragedy is that, in my home state of Minnesota, we call it Minnepop.
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Level 76
Jan 17, 2022
The answer for new type of sports uniform made me laugh out loud
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Level 56
Jan 25, 2022
I am shocked that the one about smack talk is the one most people miss. THat one immediately jumped out for me personally.
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Level 83
Mar 15, 2025
Can't believe no-one's mentioned the state with lots of large teeth ....
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Level 73
Sep 10, 2025
Why does it say "Country" instead of "States" for the top banner?