| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Bat+Owl dress-up doll for kids | B'owl | 100%
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| Extremely sketchy rental service for children who perform circus acts | Child Clown Outlet | 87%
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| Restaurant where a certain condiment is stolen from patrons | Gravy Robbers | 87%
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| Tobacco-laced beverage | Cigarette Juice | 80%
|
| Works just like catnip, but for men | Man Nip | 73%
|
| A replacement life-like grandfather | My New Pep Pep | 73%
|
| Real horsehair candy dipped ponytails | Candy Tails | 67%
|
| Diarrhea-catching pants | Cinco D-Pants | 67%
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| Miracle drug that shortens wait times, Eric overdoses on it | WaitMate | 67%
|
| Revolutionary phone that makes, but does not receive calls, and is large and heavy for durability | Cinco Phone | 60%
|
| Digital deer umpire | D'ump | 60%
|
| Electronic alternative to actual criminal trial | E-Trial | 60%
|
| Implement that allows user to defecate standing up | Poop Tube | 60%
|
| Method of making art using your own cat | Pussy Doodles | 60%
|
| Miniature hats for small men, babies and dolls | Tiny Hats | 60%
|
| Fierce statue that turns imaginary fears into a real one | B'ougar | 53%
|
| Fruit sleep inducer that wakes you with mild diarrhea | The Napple | 53%
|
| Thong sock that will spice up your wardrobe | Thocks | 53%
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| Tanning system for the eyes, prior tooth pulling required | Cinco Eye Tanning System | 47%
|
| Indexed entries on all known numbers | Encyclopedia of Numbers | 47%
|
| Insane new toy driving kids wild, even dispenses edible O Hungee | I-JAMMER | 47%
|
| Tiny vs Big Prices | Discount Prices vs Premium Prices | 40%
|
| Dr. Steve Brule's self-defense system | Last Resort Fighting | 40%
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| Diarrhea inducing lotion | EZ Kreme | 33%
|
| Mattress store where you'll fall asleep before your head hits the mattress | Lazy Horse Mattress Supply | 33%
|
| All of the magic of the Internet in a safe-virus free CD ROM | The Internette | 33%
|
| Convenient on-the-go shower system | Cinco Urinal Shower | 27%
|
| Solution to leaky bowels which almost ruins Baseball Man's wedding | Diarrheaphragm | 20%
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| Way to watch your friends sleep, includes electroshock and toilet hole | Sleepwatching Chair | 20%
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| Testicle implant for added male pizazz | 3 T Scrot | 13%
|
| Featured on the Tragg's Trough Cooking show | Brown Slop | 7%
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