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Letter
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#
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Answer
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A
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11
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Another One Rides the Bus | Addicted to Spuds | Alimony | Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars | Airline Amy | Achy Breaky Song | Amish Paradise | The Alternative Polka | Albuquerque | Angry White Boy Polka | Another Tattoo
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B
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7
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Buckingham Blues | The Brady Bunch | Buy Me a Condo | The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota | Bedrock Anthem | Bohemian Polka | Bob
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C
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12
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The Check's in the Mail | Cable TV | Christmas at Ground Zero | Cavity Search | Callin' in Sick | Couch Potato | A Complicated Song | Canadian Idiot | Confessions Part III | Close but No Cigar | CNR | Craigslist
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D
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5
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Dare to Be Stupid | Dog Eat Dog | Don't Wear Those Shoes | Do I Creep You Out | Don't Download This Song
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E
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3
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Eat It | Everything You Know Is Wrong | eBay
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F
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5
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Fat | Fun Zone | Frank's 2000" TV | Foil | First World Problems
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G
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11
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Gotta Boogie | George of the Jungle | Girls Just Want to Have Lunch | Good Enough for Now | Good Old Days | Gandhi II | Generic Blues | Gump | Germs | Grapefruit Diet | Genius in France
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H
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7
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Happy Birthday | Hooked on Polkas | Here's Johnny | The Hot Rocks Polka | Harvey the Wonder Hamster | Hardware Store | Handy
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I
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14
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I Love Rocky Road | I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead | I Lost on Jeopardy | I Want a New Duck | I Think I'm a Clone Now | Isle Thing | I Can't Watch This | I Was Only Kidding | I'm So Sick of You | I Remember Larry | It's All About the Pentiums | I'll Sue Ya | If That Isn't Love | Inactive
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J
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3
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Jurassic Park | Jerry Springer | Jackson Park Express
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K
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1
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King of Suede
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L
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6
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Like a Surgeon | Living with a Hernia | Lasagna | Let Me Be Your Hog | Livin' in the Fridge | Lame Claim to Fame
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M
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9
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My Bologna | Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung | Midnight Star | Mr. Popeil | Melanie | Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies | My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder | My Own Eyes | Mission Statement
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N
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3
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Nature Trail to Hell | The Night Santa Went Crazy | Now That's What I Call Polka!
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O
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3
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One More Minute | One of Those Days | Ode to a Superhero
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P
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13
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Polkas on 45 | Polka Party! | Polka Your Eyes Out | The Plumbing Song | Phony Calls | Pretty Fly for a Rabbi | Polka Power! | Party at the Leper Colony | Pancreas | Polkarama! | Perform This Way | Polka Face | Party in the CIA
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Q
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0
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R
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2
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Ricky | Ringtone
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S
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15
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Stop Draggin' My Car Around | Such a Groovy Guy | Slime Creatures from Outer Space | Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White | She Drives Like Crazy | Spatula City | Spam | Smells Like Nirvana | She Never Told Me She Was a Mime | Since You've Been Gone | Syndicated Inc. | The Saga Begins | Skipper Dan | Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me | Sports Song
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T
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15
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That Boy Could Dance | Theme from Rocky XIII | This Is the Life | Toothless People | (This Song's Just) Six Words Long | Twister | Trigger Happy | Taco Grande | Traffic Jam | Talk Soup | Truck Drivin' Song | Trash Day | Trapped in the Drive-Thru | TMZ | Tacky
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U
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1
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UHF
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V
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2
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Velvet Elvis | Virus Alert
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W
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10
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The White Stuff | When I Was Your Age | Waffle King | The Weird Al Show Theme | Wanna B Ur Lovr | Why Does This Always Happen to Me? | White & Nerdy | Weasel Stomping Day | Whatever You Like | Word Crimes
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X
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0
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Y
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5
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Yoda | You Make Me | You Don't Love Me Anymore | Young, Dumb & Ugly | Your Horoscope for Today
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Z
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0
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Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop
(You know the place)
Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin'
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said, "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old