Name a Weird Al Song by Letter

Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house

Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop

(You know the place)

Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut

Every single mornin'

It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom

I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said, "It's good for you"

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old