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Title in the Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Statistics
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This quiz has been taken 20 times
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- The average score is 70 of 131
Answer Stats
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| Art Fleming gave the answers / Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight / {I} {lost} {on} {Jeopardy}, baby | 83%
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| A used pink bathrobe / A rare mint snowglobe / A Smurf TV tray / I bought on {eBay} | 83%
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| Don't mind that, I'm protected 'cause I made this hat / From aluminum {foil} | 83%
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| Just {eat} {it}, {eat} {it} / Get yourself an egg and beat it | 83%
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| {Like} {a} {surgeon}, hey / Cuttin' for the very first time / {Like} {a} {surgeon} / Got your kidneys on my mind | 83%
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| Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout / Just now tell me once again who's {fat} | 75%
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| {Everything} {you} {know} {is} {wrong} / Black is white, up is down, and short is long | 75%
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| How ya doin', Bernie? (Oy vey! Oy vey!) / And all the goyim say I'm {pretty} {fly} {for} {a} {rabbi} | 75%
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| I'm so {handy}, you already know / I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow | 75%
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| I saw the little runt sitting there on a log / I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said, "{Yoda}" | 75%
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| My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte! / First world, {first} {world} {problems} | 75%
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| Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done / Top it with a little of {my} {bologna} | 75%
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| {This} {song} {is} {just} {six} {words} {long} / Couldn't think of any lyrics / No, I never wrote the lyrics | 75%
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| {Virus} {alert}! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt / Forward this message on to everybody | 75%
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| And another comes on and another comes on / {Another} {one} {rides} {the} {bus} / Hey, he's gonna sit by you / {Another} {one} {rides} {the} {bus} | 67%
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| 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass / Than spend {one} {more} {minute} with you | 67%
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| Don't go makin' {phony} {calls} / Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to | 67%
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| Don't wanna be a {Canadian} {idiot} / Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut | 67%
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| George, George, {George} {of} {the} {jungle} / Strong as he can be / Ahhh / Watch out for that tree | 67%
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| If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you / If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're {tacky}, too | 67%
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| I love {the} {white} {stuff}, baby / In the middle of an Oreo | 67%
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| I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride / {Skipper} {Dan} is the name | 67%
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| I memorized all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today / Yeeeaaahhh, it's a {party} {in} {the} {CIA} | 67%
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| I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize / That's right, a first class one-way ticket / To {Albuquerque} | 67%
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| My spleen just doesn't matter / Don't really care about my bladder / But I don't leave home without my {pancreas} | 67%
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| Oh {Ricky}, you're so fine / You play your bongos all the time | 67%
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| {The} {night} {Santa} {went} {crazy} / The night Kris Kringle went nuts | 67%
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| They see me roll on my Segway / I know in my heart they think I'm {white} {&} {nerdy} | 67%
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| {Traffic} {jam}, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot / {Traffic} {jam}, the freeway's one big parking lot | 67%
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| Well, guess what? My birthday and Kim Kardashian's / Are exactly the same / I got a lame / {Lame} {claim} {to} {fame} | 67%
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| And baby you can have {whatever} {you} {like} / I said you can even have the large fries | 58%
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| Don't play that song, that {achy} {breaky} {song} / The most annoying song I know | 58%
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| Expect a big surprise today / When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick / That's {your} {horoscope} {for} {today} | 58%
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| ({Germs}) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding / ({Germs}) But they just come right back again | 58%
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| Go and buy the CD like you know that you should / Oh, {don}'{t} {download} {this} {song} | 58%
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| Got a few more pickled wieners and a diet chocolate soda / On our way to see {the} {biggest} {ball} {of} {twine} {in} {Minnesota} | 58%
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| I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen / I'm the {Waffle} {King} | 58%
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| {I} {think} {I}'{m} {a} {clone} {now} / There's always two of me just a-hangin' around | 58%
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| It's {Christmas} {at} {ground} {zero} / The button has been pressed / The radio just let us know / That this is not a test | 58%
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| I've churned butter once or twice / Living in an {Amish} {paradise} | 58%
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| {Jurassic} {Park} is frightening in the dark / All the dinosaurs are running wild | 58%
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| {Melanie} / What can the problem be? / Sweet {Melanie} / Why won't you go out with me? | 58%
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| {Nature} {Trail} {to} {Hell} (In 3-D) / {Nature} {Trail} {to} {Hell} (In 3-D) / {Nature} {Trail} {to} {Hell} / In 3-D | 58%
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| Put your Viking helmet on / Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn / Don't you know it's {Weasel} {Stomping} {Day}? | 58%
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| The years go by but the memory stays / And those were the {good} {old} {days} | 58%
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| Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car / {Midnight} {Star}, I wanna know, I wanna know | 50%
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| And if they ever catch you picking your nose / Or stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree / You're on {TMZ} | 50%
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| And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade / Cause of my reputation as the {King} {of} {Suede} | 50%
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| And I've got some space here, on the side of my face here / For {another} {tattoo}, baby | 50%
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| {Attack} {of} {the} {radioactive} {hamsters} {from} {a} {planet} {near} {Mars} / A race from a distant place / They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars | 50%
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| Ay, you-a pass the {lasagna} / A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig | 50%
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| {Beverly} {hillbillies} / Now lookie here people, listen to my story / A little story 'bout a man named Jed | 50%
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| Bite off more than you can chew / What can you do? / {Dare} {to} {be} {stupid} | 50%
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| Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial / We got it all on {UHF} | 50%
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| Don't know why, mon frere / But they love me there / I'm a {genius} {in} {France} | 50%
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| Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts? / You can have them all... / They're on {Craigslist} | 50%
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| Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes / {Stop} {forwarding} {that} {crap} {to} {me} | 50%
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| Gonna {buy} {me} {a} {condo} / Gonna buy me a Cuisinart | 50%
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| {Gotta} {boogie} on my finger and I can't shake it off | 50%
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| {Grapefruit} {diet} / Throw out the pizza and beer / {Grapefruit} {diet} / Now get those jelly donuts out of here | 50%
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| {Harvey} {the} {Wonder} {Hamster} / He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal / He just runs around on his hamster wheel | 50%
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| Here she come now, wants her {alimony} / Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony | 50%
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| "{Here}'{s} {Johnny}!" he says, and second fiddle is his game / Ed McMahon's his name, alright | 50%
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| He's {Gump}, He's {Gump} / What's in his head? / He's {Gump}, He's {Gump}, He's {Gump} / Is he inbred? | 50%
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| Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? / No, I don't think we are! / You're {close}! / {But} {no} {cigar}! | 50%
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| I guess it won't be long until we're all gonna die / {Happy} {birthday} / {Happy} {birthday} to you | 50%
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| I'll never forget about Larry / No matter how I try / No matter how I try / Oh {I} {remember} {Larry} | 50%
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| I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short / I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support / {It}'{s} {all} {about} {the} {Pentiums}, what? | 50%
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| I might be wearing Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees / It doesn't mean I'm crazy—I {perform} {this} {way} | 50%
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| I'm sure we'd be happy together / If only one little thing weren't true / Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi / {I}'{m} {so} {sick} {of} {you} | 50%
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| It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em / Yeah, but that's all right with me / I got {cable} {TV} | 50%
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| It was like, the last day before {trash} {day} / My place was getting kinda nasty | 50%
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| {I} {want} {a} {new} {duck} / One that won't try to bite / One that won't chew a hole in my socks / One that won't quack all night | 50%
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| {Living} {with} {a} {hernia} / All the time, such aggravation / {Living} {with} {a} {hernia} / Gonna be my ruination | 50%
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| Oh, {girls} {just} {want} {to} {have} {lunch} / I know how to keep a woman satisfied / When I whip out my diner's card their eyes get so wide | 50%
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| Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra / Doing in my underwear drawer? / Sometimes I get to thinking {you} {don}'{t} {love} {me} {anymore} | 50%
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| Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her / Cause {my} {baby}'{s} {in} {love} {with} {Eddie} {Vedder} | 50%
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| {Ringtone}! / Why did I buy this stupid {ringtone}? / I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all | 50%
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| She said, "Hey, you fool, now just be cool / I'm watchin' that Gilligan's {Isle} {thing}" | 50%
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| Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts / Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip / 'Cause we're {young}, {dumb} {and} {ugly} | 50%
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| Sometimes {you} {make} {me} want to build a model / Of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles | 50%
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| {Spam} in the place where I live (Ham and pork) / Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (Oh, boy) | 50%
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| Spin the spinner and call the shot / {Twister} ties you up in a knot | 50%
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| Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise / I fall down a hole and that's when I realize / I'm {stuck} {in} {a} {closet} {with} {Vanna} {White} | 50%
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| {Taco} {Grande} / Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me / That's why I order two or three | 50%
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| The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants / And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants / Just {one} {of} {those} {days} | 50%
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| There's no feeling any greater / Than to shoot first and ask questions later / Now I'm {trigger} {happy}, {trigger} {happy} every day | 50%
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| They're not very nice to the human race / ({Slime} {creatures} {from} {outer} {space}) | 50%
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| They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!" / It's {Frank}'{s} {2000"} {TV} | 50%
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| Tuesday morning, 8:15 / I was riding to work on the {Jackson} {Park} {Express} | 50%
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| Turn it off, turn it off / I don't want to have to see {The} {Brady} {Bunch} | 50%
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| Wee, I've often seen them whipped, but they just can't be beat / Now I'm gonna have to face it, I'm {addicted} {to} {spuds} | 50%
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| Well, his hair was a mess and his clothes didn't fit / He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit / But you gotta admit / Boy, {that} {boy} {could} {dance} | 50%
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| When I told you that I loved you / With those tender words I spoke / {I} {was} {only} {kidding} | 50%
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| Yesterday it occurred to me / That I've been watching a bit too much {Jerry} {Springer} | 50%
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| Yo, I told ya / ({I} {can}'{t} {watch} {this}) / Change the channel now, man / ({I} {can}'{t} {watch} {this}) | 50%
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| You set my ever-lovin' heart on fire, {Airline} {Amy} / Tell me I'm your favorite frequent flier, {Airline} {Amy} | 50%
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| And I'm only comfortable talking about it / When the whole wide world is listening in / {Talk} {soup} | 42%
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| 'Cause you can spit in the wind, or tug on Superman's cape / But Lord knows you just don't mess around with {CNR} | 42%
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| Every time I shake your hand now / Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth / Well, {do} {I} {creep} {you} {out}? | 42%
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| Freedom's just seven digits away, hey / I'm {callin}' {in} {sick} today | 42%
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| Hey, stand up / {Toothless} {people} / The breath is lethal | 42%
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| If you can name the object in that baggie over there / Then mister, you're a better man than I / It's {livin}' {in} {the} {fridge} | 42%
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| I hate these {word} {crimes} / Like "I could care less" / That means you do care / At least a little | 42%
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| I know you'll never be as wonderful as me / But at least you can try / 'Cause I'm {such} {a} {groovy} {guy} | 42%
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| {I}'{ll} {sue} {ya}, I'll take all your money / {I}'{ll} {sue} {ya}, if you even look at me funny | 42%
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| I'm climbin' up, up the corporate ladder / Watch out, it's {dog} {eat} {dog} | 42%
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| I'm goin', goin', I'm a-goin' to the goin' to the I'm goin', really goin' to the goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the {hardware} {store} | 42%
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| {Let} {me} {be} {your} {hog} / {Let} {me} {be} {your} {hog}, now / I said, baby, baby, baby / Baby, baby, baby, baby / Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby | 42%
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| (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?) / Help me / {Mr}. {Popeil}! | 42%
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| Oprah Winfrey talks to me, every day at three / Then soon it'll be 'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy' / {Syndicated} {Incorporated} | 42%
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| Plus now on top of everything else / It looks like I'm gonna be late to work / Why does this always happen? / {Why} {does} {this} {always} {happen} {to} {me}? | 42%
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| {She} {drives} {like} {crazy} / Her car's a mess / {She} {drives} {like} {crazy} / She's got a death wish I guess | 42%
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| {She} {never} {told} {me} {she} {was} {a} {mime}, oh no / Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time | 42%
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| {Since} {you}'{ve} {been} {gone} / Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil | 42%
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| {Stop} {draggin}' {my} {car} {around} / Oh man, I just got the hubcaps painted | 42%
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| Well, Saturday night it's the place to be / Everybody cut footloose with me / At the {party} {at} {the} {leper} {colony} | 42%
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| When are you cosmic cowboys / Gonna get it through your heads? / {I}'{ll} {be} {mellow} {when} {I}'{m} {dead} | 42%
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| {When} {I} {was} {your} {age} / Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine | 42%
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| Yeah, every day I make the front page news / No time to pay my dues / I got a million pairs of shoes / {This} {is} {the} {life} | 42%
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| You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze / But baby, please {don}'{t} {wear} {those} {shoes} | 42%
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| You're the woman that I've always dreamed of / Well, not really but you're {good} {enough} {for} {now} | 42%
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| And {If} {that} {isn}'{t} {love} / {If} {that} {isn}'{t} {love} / {If} {that} {isn}'{t} {love}, I don't know what love is | 33%
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| Can't read my, can't read my / No, he can't read my {polka} {face} | 33%
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| {I} {love} {Rocky} {Road} / So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby | 33%
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| I'm gonna make your dreams come true / {The} {check}'{s} {in} {the} {mail}, would I lie to you? | 33%
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| I {wanna} {b} {ur} {lovr}, baby / I need somebody to love | 33%
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| My {velvet} {Elvis}, my {velvet} {Elvis} / My {velvet} {Elvis} means the world to me, yo, yo, yo | 33%
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| Welcome to my new place, to my new place / Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place / Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really {inactive}, I'm so {inactive} | 33%
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| With {my} {own} {eyes} / I see things that'd drive a normal man insane / Wish I could disconnect my brain / From {my} {own} {eyes} | 33%
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| You know they really paid their dues / I said, "Hey, lawdy mama" / "They got them {Buckingham} {blues}" | 33%
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