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Chuck Norris Facts #2

In honor to the most dangerous man to ever live, can you complete these popular Chuck Norris facts?
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When Chuck Norris does a ____-__, he isn’t lifting himself up. He’s pushing the Earth down.
Push-up
___ waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Time
When the _________ goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Boogeyman
When Chuck Norris jumps into a ____, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Pool
They once made a Chuck Norris ______ _____, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Toilet paper
______ _______ doesn't exist. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up.
Global warming
_____ once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Death
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s ____, it’s ____.
Beef
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another ____
Fist
Chuck Norris can dribble a _______ ball.
Bowling
Chuck Norris can ______ the Recycling Bin.
Delete
The ___ gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
Flu
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as ________.
Giraffes
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. He only recognizes the element of ________.
Surprise
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of _______ Chuck Norris allows to live.
Animals
If ________ and the Flash race to the end of space, who would win? Chuck Norris.
Superman
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, ______ get out of the ocean.
Sharks
Chuck Norris doesn't ____ _____. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
Read books
Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave because ________ is a dish best served cold.
Revenge
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one _____ Chuck Norris.
Fools
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats ________.
Unicorns
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