| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| _____ once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. | Death | 94%
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| When Chuck Norris does a ____-__, he isn’t lifting himself up. He’s pushing the Earth down. | Push-up | 94%
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| When Chuck Norris jumps into a ____, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. | Pool | 91%
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| ___ waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. | Time | 86%
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| Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one _____ Chuck Norris. | Fools | 66%
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| If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s ____, it’s ____. | Beef | 60%
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| The ___ gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. | Flu | 60%
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| Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave because ________ is a dish best served cold. | Revenge | 60%
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| There is no theory of evolution, just a list of _______ Chuck Norris allows to live. | Animals | 57%
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| Chuck Norris can dribble a _______ ball. | Bowling | 54%
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| When Chuck Norris goes swimming, ______ get out of the ocean. | Sharks | 54%
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| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. He only recognizes the element of ________. | Surprise | 51%
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| When the _________ goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. | Boogeyman | 49%
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| If ________ and the Flash race to the end of space, who would win? Chuck Norris. | Superman | 40%
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| There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another ____ | Fist | 34%
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| ______ _______ doesn't exist. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up. | Global warming | 34%
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| Chuck Norris doesn't ____ _____. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants. | Read books | 34%
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| Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as ________. | Giraffes | 31%
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| They once made a Chuck Norris ______ _____, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. | Toilet paper | 23%
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| Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats ________. | Unicorns | 14%
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| Chuck Norris can ______ the Recycling Bin. | Delete | 6%
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