Chuck Norris Facts #2 - Statistics

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Hint Answer % Correct
_____ once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Death
94%
When Chuck Norris does a ____-__, he isn’t lifting himself up. He’s pushing the Earth down. Push-up
94%
When Chuck Norris jumps into a ____, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. Pool
91%
___ waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Time
86%
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one _____ Chuck Norris. Fools
66%
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it’s ____, it’s ____. Beef
60%
The ___ gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Flu
60%
Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave because ________ is a dish best served cold. Revenge
60%
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of _______ Chuck Norris allows to live. Animals
57%
Chuck Norris can dribble a _______ ball. Bowling
54%
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, ______ get out of the ocean. Sharks
54%
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table. He only recognizes the element of ________. Surprise
51%
When the _________ goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Boogeyman
49%
If ________ and the Flash race to the end of space, who would win? Chuck Norris. Superman
40%
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another ____ Fist
34%
______ _______ doesn't exist. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned the sun up. Global warming
34%
Chuck Norris doesn't ____ _____. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants. Read books
34%
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as ________. Giraffes
31%
They once made a Chuck Norris ______ _____, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. Toilet paper
23%
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats ________. Unicorns
14%
Chuck Norris can ______ the Recycling Bin. Delete
6%
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