| Quote | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| "You're my children, and I love you, but you're all terrible." | Bob | 99%
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| "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!" | Teddy | 93%
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| "Summer is awful! There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself!" | Gene | 83%
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| "Don't tell me not to dance, dad!" | Jimmy Junior | 74%
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| "Bob, I think my medium rare burger is turning into a well done situation." | Mort | 70%
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| "That sign says 'no running' and you're running your mouth!" | Linda | 67%
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| "Guess who's on new meds?" | Gayle | 59%
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| "Grade A ground beef. Meaning we dropped it on the ground." | Louise | 59%
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| "I'd write about the guy who flies the helicopter on The Bachelor." | Tina | 46%
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| "You'll be out of business by then, Bob. Don't worry." | Jimmy Pesto | 44%
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| "Go back to your seat, Gene. And wipe that baby off your face." | Mr. Frond | 41%
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| "Wait, A.I. like, 'as if'?" | Jocelyn | 34%
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| "Who's breathing on my line?" | Sergeant Bosco | 33%
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| "All you're doing is making the shark more dangerous, Bob." | Hugo | 31%
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| "You two are making me feel smart." | Zeke | 31%
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| "It doesn't get hot, but the bubbles still work." | Dr. Yap | 24%
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| "You give me that toilet!" | Max Flush | 21%
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| "That is literally the stupidest thing anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever." | Tammy | 21%
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| "Throw him in the shell pile!" | Gretchen | 17%
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| "I just was punched in the face. By your harsh words!" | Randy | 17%
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| "Dark, dirty water. Under a horrible bridge." | Chuck | 10%
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| "My pants are staying on." | Mickey | 10%
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| "Oh, well done! That's the money shot!" | Mr. Fischoeder | 9%
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| "We're all glued to a toilet called earth!" | Speedo Guy | 7%
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| "That's right, the hostage situation is moving... to Fish Rocket Burgers." | Olson | 4%
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