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Funny Jokes Quiz
Answer these funny jokes we have in store for you!
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Why don't robots panic?
Because they have nerves of steel.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
Someone laughing his head off.
What did the knife say?
Be sharp.
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What did the glue say?
Stick to it.
What did King Arthur wear to bed?
A knight gown.
Name a liquid that can't freeze.
Hot water.
What do you call a guy who makes loudspeakers?
Mike.
What makes a pair of shoes?
Two shoes.
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Baxtergrad
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Level 51
Apr 19, 2021
What gets the modern generation is not these stale "set-up-then-punchline" jokes. It's surreal humor, AKA memes.
cathlete
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May 12, 2021
*facepalm*
MErika
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Nov 27, 2023
thanks for the laugh , DarthKnight
DarthKnight
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Nov 28, 2023
Sure!
VincentCanQuiz
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Jun 6, 2024
I thought the answer to the nose one was "nobody knows"
ILuvGoats
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Apr 21, 2026
I like it
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