Abusive fast typing quiz

Type the following phrases as fast as possible without having your feelings hurt.

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Last updated: March 26, 2015

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There's no way that this can actually be done	There's no way that this can actually be done
Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating	Seriously, you should just give up now and stop procrastinating
Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time	Get back to work before your boss sees you wasting time
You're worthless, even your boss thinks so	You're worthless, even your boss thinks so
This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you	This must be the reason why you're adopted and noone loves you
Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends	Soon you'll be out of time, AND out of friends
Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding	Your time is running out even faster than your hairline is receding
Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought	Wow, you're still going. Your life must be even worse than I'd thought
Alright, if you can type this one then you win	Alright, if you can type this one then you win
Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect	Nope, just kidding sucker. You're going to lose at this quiz just like you've lost your self respect
The end	The end