The Office - Dwight Logic - Random - Statistics

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Question Answer % Correct
What is the solution to overpopulation? Plague
100%
Women don't deal well with rejection. What is another defect of their kind? Weak arms
100%
What can Dwight control just by concentrating? Cholesterol
83%
Dwight's shelter cost 1200$ to buid. So a stroller costing the same should be… Indistructible
83%
Why didn't Dwight leave Wedding Crashers, when he bought tickets to see Grizzly Man? Bear attacks are unpredictable, he kept waiting
80%
Why is it called murder and not mukduk? Because 'R' is a menacing sound
80%
Because people don't expose themselves to germs they must not want to… Live forever
75%
It's unethical to keep Meredith monitered in the hospital because the electricity could be used to… Power a small fan for two days
75%
Dolphins aren't the heros they seem to be. For pushing people to the shore. No one knows how many people they… Push further out to the sea
75%
Like wolves what else must be trapped, snared, tamed and fed? Women
75%
Why aren't prgnant women attractive? Because they can't be impregnated
71%
"You _____ every day. You only _____ once" Live/Die
71%
At one point Dwight's life was so great that he wanted… A second one
67%
Jim is his own enemy; Jim is also Dwight's enemy; So Jim is… Dwight's friend and enemy
67%
More information gets passed through water cooler gossip than memos. Unfortunately Dwight brings his own water to work. Solution? Move water cooler to his desk
67%
Competition and hatred for another man often leads to… Friendship
60%
Dwight has wigs because he might need to… Resemble his co-workers
60%
Why does Dwight have a journal? To keep secrets from his computer
60%
Someone who fights crime and has a regular job; someone who is part human and supernatural; someone who kills people; someone who was born from trauma; is… A hero
57%
The eyes are to the head, like ______ is to the entire body. Groin
57%
Dwight never does the things who would do? Idiots
57%
Dwight has the strength of… A grown man and a baby
50%
What is the paper of the food industry? Bread
50%
If one can menstruate one has no need for… Calendars
50%
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't farm, … Farm celery
50%
Dwight always has a date for Valentine's Day February 14th
50%
You may not get over a situation, however… Life goes on
50%
Never tip someone for a job… You can do yourself
50%
What is the only logical way to find if a woman is a cheater? Seduce her and bring her to orgasm
44%
Dwight finds _______ so important that he would go wherever _________ is valued the most Loyalty
43%
How would Dwight distribute his fingers amongst his hands? 10 in the left, 0 on the right
40%
Why be frozen when you die? To figure out what you could have done to stop it
38%
How is it better to be hurt? Accidentaly by someone you know
33%
Why doesn't Dwight need to see babies? Because he can mash up the parents in his head
33%
Peacocks are to farm life like what is to the business world? Power Point
33%
What are king-sized sheets called in England? Presidential-sized
33%
Dwight can always tell if a man is gay because... They dress in women's clothes
33%
Dwight's feelings regenerate at what speed? Twice the normal
33%
What hand do you want on the wheel? The one that reaches from the grave
29%
What is the greatest human weakness? Neck
20%
The culprit is always the person you ________ suspect Medium
14%
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