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The Office - Dwight Logic - Random
In nature there's no health care. And Dwight is the lion that eats your legs
Complete these logic reasonings with the options provided
Complete these logic reasonings with the options provided
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Last updated: January 31, 2026
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1. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't farm, …
"Those who can't farm, farm celery."
Teach farming
Farm weed
Farm celery
Don't farm
2. Someone who fights crime and has a regular job; someone who is part human and supernatural; someone who kills people; someone who was born from trauma; is…
"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged."
A hero
Dead
Dwight
An idiot
3. Why be frozen when you die?
"When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
To rest before you can attack again
To outlive your friends
To wait for the cure
To figure out what you could have done to stop it
4. Why doesn't Dwight need to see babies?
Oscar: "Don't you want to see the baby?"
Dwight: "Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now."
Dwight: "Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now."
Because he's seen one before
Because he's a "giant baby"
Because he doesn't like babies
Because he can mash up the parents in his head
5. How would Dwight distribute his fingers amongst his hands?
"In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."
3 in each, the rest would be supplies
He doesn't need fingers, his fists are sronger
10 in the left, 0 on the right
5 in each, Idiot!
6. If one can menstruate one has no need for…
"I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides."
Calendars
Breakfast
Paying to use the bathroom
Eggs
7. Competition and hatred for another man often leads to…
"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do."
Friendship
Sex
More competition and hatred
Death
8. What are king-sized sheets called in England?
"I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England."
Queen-sized
Presidential-sized
Just sheets
They don't use sheets in England
9. Dwight's feelings regenerate at what speed?
"Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's."
Twice the normal
His feelings don't need to regenerate because he doesn't get hurt
10 times faster than normal
Slower than normal because he can hold a grudge
10. Why aren't prgnant women attractive?
Pam: "Dwight, am I hot right now?"
Dwight: "Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction."
Dwight: "Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction."
Because they can't be impregnated
False! They are attractive
Because they're mothers
Because they're ugly
11. Jim is his own enemy; Jim is also Dwight's enemy; So Jim is…
"Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so, actually, Jim is my enemy."
Dwight's friend
Not important
Dwight's enemy
Dwight's friend and enemy
12. Dwight never does the things who would do?
"Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?' And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
Idiots
Jim
Toby
Women
13. What is the paper of the food industry?
"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it."
Plates
Rice
Coffee
Bread
14. Peacocks are to farm life like what is to the business world?
"PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat."
Gift Baskets
Power Point
Suits
Blackberries
15. Dwight has wigs because he might need to…
"Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're gonna need to bear a passing resemblance to someone."
Hide from Bears
Resemble his co-workers
Protect Michael
Hide from Jim
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