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The Office - Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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Last updated: January 31, 2026
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First submittedJanuary 4, 2022
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What He Meant / What's Correct
"...it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas…"
Propagate
"Who wants some munchies?"
Who has the munchies?
"This is what we want. Our balls are in your court"
The ball is in your court
"My plan... A man. Panama"
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!
"No, Dwight! Respect. R-E-S-P-svee-T"
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
"...the odds of them (Jim and Pam) getting together were insurmountainable"
Insurmountable
"Stacey, broke up with me" - Kevin
(...)
"She's... You don't deserve her" - Michael Scott
She doesn't deserve you
"I like this chair (…) it is urkelnomically correct"
Ergonomically
"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute
"I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly
Personal
"Hmm… that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Aftertaste
"Yesterday, (…) I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an epiphery"
Epiphany
"My mind is going a mile an hour"
Going a mile a minute
"To tell you or not, and I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good and catharctic"
Cathartic
"the early worm gets the worm"
Early bird catches the worm
"The business world is a doggy-dog world"
Dog eat dog world
(after spanking his twenty something nephew)
"There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment"
Corporal punishment
"Ridiculous, Angela. And like I'm going to believe one of his (Andy) spermed lovers"
Spurned lovers
"Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant"
"And there's that smudgeness"
Smug/Smugness
"You're going to H-E-L-L-double-hockey-sticks. You're going to hell, Stanley"
H-E-double-hockey-sticks
(regarding Kelly's eating disorder)
"She always eats my lunch" - Erin Hannah
"Anorexia. She's an anorexitic" - Michael Scott
Anorectic/Anorexic (spelling) OR Bullymia/Bullymic (context)
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