Human Stuff Lyrics

Say that you wanna have a hairdo like the folks who live up there do that'll flap their wigs flop their wigs flap awwwk Well you'll look absolutely dandy if you use one of these handy little thing a ma jigs Thing a ma bobs Jigs Bobs Awwwk Pick up the dingle hopper just like so twirl it the way I'm twirling now Give it a little yank and there ya go you're what they call the dogs meow ---------------------------------------------------------- Ariel: Scuttle!!! Scuttle: Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel! How ya doin kid? Woah! What a swim! Ariel: Scuttle look what we found! -shows a fork- Scuttle: More human stuff eh? Lemme see! Flounder: Can you tell us what it's for? Scuttle: Oh yes! This is very very unusual? Ariel: What? What is it? Scuttle: It's... A Dinglehopper! Ariel: A Dinglehopper! Scuttle: Oh these babies are fantabulous! Absolutely indispensary! See humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out, just a twirl here, and a YANK there, and violey! You got an estecically pleasing configuration of hair, that humans go NUTS over! -music begins- When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm your regular encyclPOOdia! Scuttle: Say that you wanna have a hair do like the folks who live up there do that'll flap their wigs! Gulls: flop their wigs! Flap! AWK! Scuttle: well ya look absolutely dandy if ya use one of these handy lil thing ma jigs Gulls: Thinga ma bobs! Jigs! Bobs! AWKKK! Scuttle: pick up the Dinglehopper just like so. Twirl it the way I'm twirling now-------- give it a little yank! And there ya go! Your what they call the dogs meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wonderful stuff awwk that human stuff none of it fluff awwwk that human stuff and