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1. "Mayonnaise is food lube."
2. "Keep talking shittlefoot"
3. "Can you believe to learn?"
4. "If you're a gamer, you'll never be a lizard."
5. "The crystal, the hand, the foot, the horse."
6. "Do you know what a rectangle is?"
7. "Life is pain and suffering, what's up?
8. "Is the nose scale vaguely standard?"
9. "My father has never said a single word to me, but I have seen Frozen every day since I was born."
10. "Content Warning: Appallingly Flat Newman." (Who said the entire phrase?)
11. "The kids are asleep, bring out the dinosaur lies."
12. "His name is Mr. Peanut, not He-Nut!"
13. "What if we kissed in the propane future, and I was Hank Hill"
14. "You'll never know what else he likes to do.. And what he's out of."
15. "A Scott country song is about driving around in your pick-it-up truck"