| Quote | Name | % Correct |
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| "Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants. New band name. I call it" | Andy | 98%
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| "My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful" | April | 98%
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| "Thank God, my grandfather just died, so I am a-flush with cash" | Jean-Ralphio | 85%
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| "Those were distraction waffles? I thought they were friendship waffles" | Leslie | 83%
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| "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had" | Ron | 83%
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| "Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human" | Chris | 81%
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| "Ginuwine's my cousin" | Donna | 74%
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| "I got seven letters in my file. Pretty much every guy in city planning has a bunch of letters" | Mark | 74%
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| "Okay, great. Thank you. Well, uh... Calc-you-later" | Ben | 72%
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| "Not loving '90s R&B music is number three on the "oh-no-nos" list" | Tom | 68%
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| "I'm a middle school vice-principal. I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time" | Diane | 64%
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| "Leslie, you can't vote for yourself, I don't think. I'm pretty sure that's illegal" | Bobby | 60%
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| "This trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up" | Jerry | 60%
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| "The story of this story is that it won't stop developing" | Perd | 60%
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| "I'm going to drop my liquids in here, take my solids down the hall. Deal?" | Jeremy | 57%
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| "Oh, God. This is so high school. Just rent a limo, ask her to the prom. I'm sure she'll say yes" | Ann | 55%
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| "I also don't like what you're saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom" | Mona-Lisa | 53%
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| "I want to be a Spanish man named Terrence, but that didn't happen" | Craig | 40%
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| "If we had a boy, I don't know, I'd name him something funny, like "Dick" or "O.J." | The Douche | 32%
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| "You could either be a Cleopatra or you could be an Eleanor Roosevelt. I'd rather be Cleopatra" | Tammy | 28%
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