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Headline	Answer
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not _____ ____	Glenn Beck
U.S shocked _______ not in Africa	Andorra
China Celebrates Status as Number One ________	Polluter
_____ ____ Found in Hamburger	Human head
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The __________ ________	Annoyingly Cheerful
First Female ________ Hailed As Step Forward For Women	Dictator
Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of ____ ____	Head Size
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring ____ To North Korea	Moon
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A '____' Video	Good
Prague's Kafka International Named ____ __________ _______	Most Alienating Airport
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of _______ _______ Against Pakistan	Hillary Clinton
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With ______ ________	Raging Wildfire
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who ____ ____ ____ _____	Don't Love Each Other
Video Game Consists Solely Of ________ _____ __ ____	Shooting People In Face
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By ___ __________	His Presidency
Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of ______	Waving
_____ ______ Just Like Any Other Female Human'	Cindy McCain
Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing _____ ____ Overseas	Child Care
US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through ____________	Cash4Gold.com
Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting ______	Denny's