| Answer | Lame Joke Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| What do you call a fish with no eyes? | A fsh | 83%
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| What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? | A can't opener | 50%
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| What's red and bad for your teeth? | A brick | 33%
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| What do you call a fake noodle? | An impasta | 22%
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| What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? | Dam | 22%
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| Did you here about the Italian chef who died? | He pasta-way | 17%
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| Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? | For drizzle | 11%
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| Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? | 10,000 soles were lost the police said some heels started it | 6%
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| What is Forrest Gump's email password? | 1forrest1 | 6%
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| I sold my vacuum the other day. | All it was doing was collecting dust | 6%
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| I like elephants. | Everything else is irrelephant | 6%
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| Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? | He just needed some space | 6%
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| Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? | He won the "no-bell" prize | 6%
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| Two guys walk into a bar. | The third guy ducks | 6%
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| What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? | They're both purple except for the rabbit | 6%
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