| Quote | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| These pretzels are making me thirsty. (First character to say it) | Kramer | 97%
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| When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. | George | 92%
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| Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them. | Elaine | 87%
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| Maybe the dingo ate your baby. | Elaine | 87%
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| It's not a lie if you believe it. | George | 87%
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| When you control the mail, you control... information. | Newman | 87%
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| It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win. | Jerry | 85%
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| Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! | Kramer | 85%
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| My dream is to become hopeless. | George | 83%
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| Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. | Jerry | 83%
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| Three squares? You can't spare three squares?? | Elaine | 82%
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| Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you! | George | 81%
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| Well, let's start the insanity. | Jerry | 81%
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| I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's a regifter! | Elaine | 79%
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| It's the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy. | George | 75%
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| You're a rabid anti-dentite! | Kramer | 71%
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| Yama hama, it's fright night! | Kramer | 70%
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| You got the A, B, C, the D. That's the biggest. | Frank Costanza | 60%
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| Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? | Frank Costanza | 57%
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| Feels like an Arby's night. | David Puddy | 56%
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| That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. | Jackie Chiles | 55%
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| Well I got a flash for ya joy boy: Party time is over. | Bookman | 28%
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