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| While researchers claim that this device has a cooling effect, skeptics abound. If anything, toting this things around would probably make you look uncool. | Air Conditioner | 100%
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| Plated with what is almost certainly gold,this private solar-powered hot tub was likely overpaid for by a rich Toad who forgot that he was made of paper. | Basin | 100%
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| This piece of wood has the power to send round objects flying when swung correctly. The individual responsible for vandalizing it has yet to be identified. | Bat | 100%
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| While this thing resembles a common bed, it makes the typical paper bed of management's childhood look like a crumpled-up piece of used paper towel. | Bed | 100%
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| This orb would be indistinguishable from other massive spheres if not for the inexplicable number on its side. For the love of Toad, what does it MEAN?! | Billiard Ball | 100%
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| This portable party machine requires two Toads to transport, but it's well worth the effort if one wishes to rock anytime and anywhere. | Boom Box | 100%
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| Whether this orb was designed for battle or merely construction, one thing is clear: the engineers who piloted it from the three Toad holes were brave. | Bowling Ball | 100%
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| A dessert of such magnitude comes around once in a long while, which is why this one is under surveillance. Step away from the display, sir. | Cake | 100%
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| Inside this device sleeps a power no Toad could hope control. In fact, you'd probably better step back a bit. Maybe a little further. | Car Battery | 100%
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| It's not uncommon to see a cat offering up a high-five-hence this sculpture. We believe the symbol may mean "Down low! You're too slow." | Cat-o-Luck | 100%
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| For a device that appears to have but a single purpose-ciolent vibration-this thing has far too many button. | Cell Phone | 100%
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| It seems increasingly possible that this boulder spontaneously grew a handle out of its side. The wonders of nature are endless and often really weird. | Curling Stone | 100%
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| A debate rages about the contents of this huge canister, but since breaching the hull could ruin whatever's within, it stays sealed. Also, we can't open it. | Drum | 100%
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| This hydroelectric-dam release valve may once have functioned well, but those days are long past. It now requires a leaping Toad to activate. | Faucet | 100%
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| We know what his thing is: a hook. What we don't know is what terrors of the deep inspired a fisherman to make something so huge. And what of bait? | Fishhook | 100%
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| This compact lighthouse is designed to be mobile, but the fact is points straight up when installed would lead to many a naval disaster. | Flashlight | 100%
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| This statue of a voracious goat seems cute at first but becomes unsettling. We're pretty sure it moved this one time. And we swear we heard a baa. | Goat | 100%
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| A fairly sophisticated audio weapon, this thing utilizes electricity to minimize Toadpower. A single Toad can launch blistering assault "solos." | Guitar | 100%
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| This large-scale rewarmer was likely utilized by primitive caterers, though it proved rather ineffective in both our quiche and chilli-dog tests. | Hair Dryer | 100%
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| This large bulb was engineered to house and protect a glowing filament, but a major design flaw allows all the precious light to escape into the surroundings. | Lightbulb | 100%
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| This portable campsite works best when entrenched in cool earth. Deployment of s'mores is up to the camper, but have you ever tried adding peanut butter? | Lighter | 100%
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| This thing cannot be a bed, it has some bed-like characteristics, but there's no way-it's too nice. If you slept in that, you'd dream of that exact same bed. | Luxurious Bed | 100%
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| Under no circumstances should these sticks be rubbed against their own packaging. You just need to trust the management on this one. | Matches | 100%
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| The smallest of what is believed to be a previously undiscovered type of suction robot, this variation is highly maneuverable and easily satiated. | Mini Vacuum | 100%
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| A testament to the quiet strength of paper power, this triumphant rolled tube of separate sheets symbolizes how unity can bring forth might. | Newspaper | 100%
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| For a supposedly high-end home feature, this sauna is sorely lacking in seating, fancy perfumed steam waters, and most importantly, a temperature control. | Oven | 100%
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| Though its gigantic size limits its use to only the largest of griddles, this ornate spatula is a sight to behold. The symbol is thought to mean "succulent pancake." | Paper Fan | 100%
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| This piece of emergency-response equipment helps fire brigades rescue people from high buildings. It's also crucial for battling nap attacks. | Pillow | 100%
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| While this thing can theoretically manipulate time, every effort to use it to go back and avert that unfortunate chowder incident was failed. | Pocket Watch | 100%
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| Luxurious, if a bit dusty, this lush body pillow was likely reclined upon by royalty. It even SMELLS like royalty. | Powder Puff | 100%
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| While most Toad breakfast scientists agree that his gargantuan machine is a toaster, none have had success with the bread-insertion procedure. | Radiator | 100%
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| There's been some speculation that this enormous synthetic duck suggests a past when Toads rode on birds, but this theory is roundly ridiculed. | Rubber Ducky | 100%
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| When maneuvered by two skilled thing captains, this device cleaves anything. This discovery will surely revolutionize the Toad construction business. | Scissors | 100%
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| Our most learned academics remain stumped as to why anyone would install blinds on such a massive light source. It kind of defeats the purpose. | Searchlight | 100%
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| When compressed by a team of Toads, this is capable of low-orbit launches. As the bladed end is lethal, this was likely a discarded prototype. | Sewing Scissors | 100%
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| Some frozen mountains can only be scaled by the burliest of Toad explorers. Others can be scaled by any Toad with a spoon and a lust for refreshment. | Shaved Ice | 100%
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| Apparently, whatever mad scientist created this thing thought it would be funny to load liquid into a highly pressurized container. Ha ha. | Soda | 100%
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| The bed of choice for Toads afflicted with night sweats, this revolutionary mattress is as comfortable as it is absorbent. Treat yourself today! | Sponge | 100%
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| In its current state, this liquid launcher is but a memory of wars long past. But load it with water, and it becomes more terrifying than you can imagine. | Squirt Gun | 100%
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| This anti-aircraft battery launches twin-pronged missiles when popped open but mangles the ordinance when fired in the wrong direction. | Stapler | 100%
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| This massive, linked pair of sharpened blades was likely used for landscaping. Trained Toads can operate in tandem from the two oval command cockpits. | Tailor Shears | 100%
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| A variation of this has long been used by Toad security forces to restrain ne'er-do-wells. It should not be used on your little brother. I MEAN IT! | Tape | 100%
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| This ancient house alarm was designed for icy climates. Placed by the furnace, its contents would boil when burglars turned the heat on, activating a siren. | Teapot | 100%
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| It's not uncommon for the younger generation of Toads to get paper piercings, but in general, they don't use something that affixes them to a wall. | Thumbtack | 100%
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| While the width of this cylinder makes swinging at targets a breeze, its accuracy is bought with a loud bonking noise sure to anger the neighbors. | Toy Bat | 100%
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| This extravagant chalice looks pricey but functionally, it's a disaster. It's too big for one Toad to drink out of, and what's that weird guy doing on top? | Trophy | 100%
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| This valve-based alarm system requires the operator to exhale as hard as possible into the apparatus. The result is a din trespassers won't soon forget. | Trumpet | 100%
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| This giant prehistoric bird was prepared for a feast. That much is quite clear. But was it brined? What kind of rub? Critical questions remain unanswered. | Turkey | 100%
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| A member of the suction-thing family, this variation waits for prey in an upright position, disguising itself as a part of the canopy. Then it strikes. | Upright Vacuum | 100%
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| The mechanical thing appers to exist for one purpose: to consume anything within reach. While not necessarily alive, it is most certainly hungry. | Vacuum | 100%
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| This audio-warfare thing requires a squad of Toads to operate - one each to man the taut vibration hawsers and a pair to manipulate the friction saw. | Violin | 100%
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| This adorable little power source should not, under any circumstances, be ingested, no matter how hungry you are and how much it looks like candy. | Watch Battery | 100%
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| This piece of demolition equipment is only operable by highly trained Toads. Once filled, targeted water sprinkles can destabilize any paper edifice. | Watering Can | 100%
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| Friction tests conducted on this flotation transportation resulted in one of the worst Toad pile-ups in memory. Every scientist was stuck to this thing. | Balloon | 0%
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| Requiring an entire platoon of Toads to operate, this primitive pinwheel motivator is a monument to inefficiency. | Bellows | 0%
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| This liquid transporter can carry an absolutely unbelieveable amount of whatever beverage you prefer, but be warned: it gets HEAVY and MESSY. | Car Sponge | 0%
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| All readings indicate that his cylinder harbors a huge amount of lantern power. We have attempted to access it, but a vigorous stick-poking met with failure. | D-Cell Battery | 0%
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| While voice modulators are not unheard of, this device is clearly the first built for a crowd use. It was likely used for intimidation at sporting events. | Fan | 0%
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| Like other bladed things, this requires a command Toad in each circular cockpit. However, the protruding flange suggests a third operator is required for steering. | Hair Shears | 0%
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| This single-Toad sleeping chamber offers the snug fit and steep reclining angle popularized by certain celebreties. Trust us, it's really not comfortable. | High Heel | 0%
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| What began as a training apparatus for an aspiring pogo-stick champion clearly spiraled out of control during the development phase. | Jackhammer | 0%
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| A leading Toad physicist burned basically everything in the lab before discovering this thing worked as a magnification device. | Magnifying Glass | 0%
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| Once thought to be a transportation pod for the northern Toads, this thing has since proven to be a very effective storage unit for management's lunch. | Refrigerator | 0%
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| This metal container could have been useful for anything, but leading scholars believe it was almost certainly slept on by a cat at some point. | Square Can | 0%
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