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Dad Jokes Quiz!

Can you answer the punchlines to these Dad Jokes? Why aren't you laughing? These are hilarious!
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Last updated: May 5, 2025
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota.
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