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Doofenshmirtz Line % Correct
Again, Ow. No, it's okay, {platypuses} don't typically like me.
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Ah, Pericles the Platypus! I-I dunno what "Perry" is short for, so I'm just trying stuff out. 'Til you tell me any different, Pericles the Platypus, that-that's your {name}.
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Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise... and by unexpected, I mean completely {expected}!
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Ah, Perry the Platypus! Yes, yes, I've acquired a few more things that need to get somewhere fast. There's an expectant mother, a magician holding his breath, and an {ice} sculpture of a pregnant magician holding her breath. Don't ask. It's been a weird day.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus. Your timing is {impeccable}. And by "{impeccable}," I mean completely peccable!
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Curse you, Perry the Plat— Wait, is that {Love} Händel?
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Curse you, {Planty} the Potted Plant!!!
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Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! It's "Jingle {Bells}"! Listen!
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Hi there. Y-Y'know, one of the best things about being a successful scientist is that I get to meet lots of attractive {women}, such as yourself.
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I catch Perry the Platypus every day, but like suppressed flatulence, he always manages to {escape}.
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I get it. Repulsive. I see. That's just the universe making a joke at my {expense}.
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I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. Hey! You were going to to blow down my {door}!
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I promise to hurt you in the right way, with cartoonish physical {violence} and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I purchased over the Internet.
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It all began on the day of my actual birth. {Both} of my parents failed to show up.
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It's not stealing. This cruise was advertised as "all-inclusive", so I'm getting my {money}'s worth.
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It's time to move on to the next quadrant. {Quadrant}. {Quadrant}. Quad... It's a weird word when you think about it. {Quadrant} {Quaaadrant}. Quad... See, now it doesn't even sound like a word.
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I will finally rule the {Tri-State} Area
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Just introduce yourself and, you know, ask her what her {sign} is. And then run the other way if she says Sagittarius.
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Now, let's make sure I didn't forget anything in my haste. Let's see, I've got my old basketball, the lamp, the Christmas lights, the umbrella, Perry the Platypus, the Disintivaporator, my {golf}— PERRY THE PLATYPUS? THE DISINTIVAPORATOR?! MY {GOLF} CLUBS?!? I don't even play {golf}!
100%
Oh, I sure hope the poor slob who lives here has {insurance}. That would be... Oh, crud.
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There he is! Welcome, Perry the Platypus! I knew my return to {evil} would be met with an equal opposing force of semiaquaticness.
100%
Wait a {minute}. Accidents can happen.
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Wait! Star-crossed-love? Wait! Wait! Vanessa, was this your secret boyfriend?! This guy?! The guy with the enormous nostrils?! Hey, you've got a {bat} in the cave there, buddy!
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Well, we're gonna need a bigger litter {box}.
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Well, yours may have laser eyes, but mine {breathes} f-(yelling) OW! That was a stupid design.
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Why must every invention I create be thwarted by a {platypus}?
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Wow, if I had a {nickel} every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two {nickels}. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice right?
100%
You know, fire is the leading {cause} of fire.
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You know, I can't help but notice that your {scar} goes over your eye patch.
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You see, ever since I was little, people have always forgotten my face. I was even voted Least Recognizable in high school. Look, that's not even me! It's a traffic {cone} with a dent in it! I mean, I don't think that's me.
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A teenage {girl}? Perry the Teenage {Girl}!
67%
Wow, so that's what the inside of a {platypus} smells like? Could've gone my whole life without knowing that.
67%
Heh, it takes a long time to clean out a chicken coop with a {spoon}.
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I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tinfoil, and when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifier, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing the {rotation} of the Earth.
50%
I just realized something about myself; apparently I run faster than a {panda} bear, but not quite as fast as a platypus. Eh, who knew? You really do learn things about yourself in times of crisis.
50%
It's strange that my underwear and {socks} evolved with me.
50%
Perry the Platypus, would you mind hitting the self-destruct button? I think my shoulders have to make a {big} bang.
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Timeout, that's my good {china}. Here. This is my bad {china}. Have at you.
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To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please SET FIRE TO THE {SUN}!
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Wait a second, I just realized. That was a conscious choice! You peed on my {couch}!
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Yet, curiously, I still lost to a {baking soda} volcano!
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Ooh. I just felt a disturbance in the {cup}-stacking universe. I think my record's been broken.
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A birthmark? It's a {balloon}, you idiot!
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Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the Tri-State Area the existence of the "League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in {Naughtiness}!"
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A platypus {plumber}? Perry the Platypus {plumber}? Perry the Platypus!!
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Basically, my parents disowned me; I was being raised by {ocelots}.
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Before I was evil I was a little less than evil. I was a bratwurst {street} vendor.
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Curse you Perry the— mmph! Platy...mmph! Curse you Perry the Platy...mmph! Curse you Perry the Platy...mmph! Why did I buy so many {mops}?...mmph!
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{Curse} you, Perry the Platypus!
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Don't let your {ego} hit you on the way out!
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Get back, you, before I get all Creole {chef} on you!
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Heh heh. Uh, I neglected to mention they've also developed a taste for wood, and paper, and Vanessa's pleather boots, and basically, anything I've put in front of their mouths. And it looks like we can add frying {pans} to that list.
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Hey, I don't come down to where you {work} and tell you how to sell cupcakes.
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I have insulted the macaroni and cheese recipe of a {whale}
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I know what you're thinking: How I, a middle-aged man who's never made it through an entire movie without falling asleep and who also coincidentally just ate a full {turkey} dinner, how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour show?
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I made them {omnivorous} because carnivorous just wasn't evil enough. I mean, "carnivorous"? What? They can't hurt plants? What's that all about?
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I never built an {Amnesia}-inator. I think I'd remember building something like that.
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In Gimmelshtump, the other kids used to {tease} me for not practicing photosynthesis.
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I still have a hydrant stuck in my {leg}, see? I'd have it removed, but the doctor said it's too close to an artery to operate.
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It doesn't have to, I've got a monster {truck}!
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It's easier to find a {hidden} object when you're {hidden} as well.
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I wanna do something fun and exciting and...also incredibly {stupid}.
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Mantises have long {necks}, triangular heads, and bulging eyes. Ooh, kinda like me!
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Not Witch, Warlock! It's a {robe}, not a dress!
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No use, Perry the Platypus. I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated: PURE EVIL... and a blend of {space}-age polymers.
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Now, which {Roomy} the Roomypus would Perry the Platypus be in?
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Of course not, you glorified waffle {iron}!
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Oh, great! Where am I supposed to find a paleo-{orthodontist}?
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Oh, hi, Perry the Platypus. Thanks for using the key I gave you, it's much more civilized than crashing through my {ceiling}, don't you think?
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Oh man, it must be hard getting through the {airport}.
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Oh! No, no, no! Okay, that was on me, but so fun to be traveling into outer space with a bunch of {kids} who teleported into my house with no adult supervision.
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Oh, so you give a platypus a {fish} and he clogs your inator.
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Oh, typical. Typical. Yeah, turn on your creator. You guys are all {cliché}, I'm just letting you know!
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Oh. We're starting here now. Hey, it has been brought to my attention that I should tell you guys there's a 55% chance this will work, but a 45% chance that it'll {destroy} reality as we know it.
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One of my recurring nightmares is being cooked and served as {dinner}, so this is... weirdly familiar to me.
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Ooh, the giant head and floating {arms} thing. You know, I tried that in the 90's.
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Pelicans. Terrible creatures. What are you— a bird or a {garbage} disposal?
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Perry the Platypus. More {hat}. Doofmoth needs more {hat}.
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Perry the Platypus? You're a temp? Are times that {hard}?
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Seafoam green?! I'm actually more of an {autumn}.
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She's {sixteen}!
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Shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair? What do you know, my {horoscope} was right.
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Shut up, you're a {tree}!
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Take my advice, Perry the Platypus, stay {single} as long as you can.
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Talk about "down in the mouth". Get it? It's, uh... Ah, whatever. Meet my friends, Poly and {Ester}!
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That's it! That's it! That's it! I've had enough of you mes! Alright, you freaks! Fresh meat! Yippee-ki-yay, you pharmacist {freaks}! Yippee-ki-yay!
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The movies are gray. The TV is black. The horses are running. Please bring me some {food}.
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There's a platypus {controlling} me he's underneath the table
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Things are about to change, thanks to my brand new {Chicken}-Replace-inator!
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{Thwart} me Perry the Platypus.
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To add insult to {injury}, the platypus is leading.
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Try not to be a {complete} disappointment.
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Ugh! You ever try to sue a {genie}?
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Wait a minute. I'm confused. Why does their platypus {fight} so good?
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What? I'm {evil}. I-I am {evil}!
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What, that's it? That-that's your emotionally scarring backstory? Dude, I was raised by ocelots! I mean, literally, I was disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me that you've lost a toy {train}? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up dresses! Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
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When the guy who's punching you suddenly loses interest mid-{punch}, it's time to take serious stock of your life.
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Why do all of my inventions have a self-{destruct} button? It’s like I’m asking for trouble.
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Why is it when people copy their butts it comes out {perfect}?
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Women like it when you challenge them, and act all {superior}.
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Yes, of course, I return the cart. I'm evil, not a {monster}.
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Y'know, I'm really getting sick of the sound of my own {voice}. Now I understand where Charlene was coming from.
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You know, I may be an evil scientist, but it doesn't take a degree purchased from the {internet} with your ex-wife's money to know how special and important you are to me!
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You see it occurred to me that what I really should be doing is fighting {fire} with {fire}. And by {fire}, I mean Perry the Platypus, and by {fire}, I ALSO mean Perry the Platypus. It occurred to me while I was on {fire}.
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