The Ultimate Cats are Time Character by Obscure Fact

This character has knack for sneaking into very strange scenarios

This character once tried to grow tomatos with blood instead of water... it didn't work

This character can swim faster than a jet ski

This character is willing to give up anything for love

This character will eat literally anything except mushrooms

This character had their depression cured by a dinosaur toy

This character has studied every ancient civilization's battle tactics

This character has scars on their back from a job they were able to escape

This character was forced to learn how to juggle and can't forget no matter how hard they try

This character is the heaviest character in Cats are Time

This character has a robotic dog named Spark

This character always wins the cooking competition run every year

This character wears terribly mismatched shoes

This character pours the milk before the cereal

This character's favourite restaurant is WcWaters

This character has serious scars from burns

This character has a long lost brother named Caleb who despises this character

This character dumps the most lore of any character

This characters father was falsely imprisoned

This character knew they had fallen in love after reading the horoscope

This character was able to make Paelius smile

This character has a clock on their body that is stuck at 5 o'clock

This character runs completely absurd challenges for ridiculous sums of money

This character is violently homophobic, transphobic, etc

This character stole their weapon from one of the Seven Deadly Sins

This character knows to always stay determined

This character goes bowling with a Master of Magic every Friday

This character is so bad at cooking they could burn water

This character smokes in their free time

This character always wanted to be a guitarist but could never do it

This character's father is a basketball player

This character got the most powerful artifact from their shorts

This character gave away five bucks and then stole everything from the person who took it

This character is the first character ever made for Cats are Time

This character can fight with every kind of weapon

This character's face was horribly mangled because they lost their weapon

This character is able to play the drums

This character doubts you can wake up in time to do anything

This character used to work for the Travelling Merchants Association before switching careers

This character is the barber that styled Paelius' hair using custom knives

This character came second in the largest hair bow competition and was really mad about it

This character had an abnormally large head as child

This character hosts a cooking competition every year

This character came last in a 100M race because they were too busy gloating about how fast they are

This character is related to the first character to have a spelling mistake in their name

This character believes that magic is an excuse for weak people to feel strong

This character loves taking walks in the park with their best friend in their free time

This character ran a petition to replace the Masters of Magic temple with their head

This character is incredibly powerful and doesn't work for any of it

This character essentially wears a skin suit

This character got their name from one of the creator's pet bird

This character is definitely an AI on a certain mega-popular video game