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Commentary
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Team #1
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Team #2
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Final Score
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Competition
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"Some people are on the pitch! They think it's all over… it is now, it's four!"
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England
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West Germany
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4-2
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World Cup
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"Mellor… lovely cushioned header… FOR GERRARD!" "OH, YOU BEAUTY! What a hit, son! What a hit!"
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Liverpool
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Olympiacos
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3-1
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Champions League
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"Oh, Zinedine. Not that, Zinedine. Not that, not today, not now, not after everything you've done." [translated]
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France
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Italy
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1-1
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World Cup
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"Manchester City are still alive here... Balotelli... AGUERO! … I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again!"
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Manchester City
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QPR
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3-2
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Premier League
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"Oh, it might get worse! This is quite astonishing! It's all over now! It really is all over for _______! It's a disaster... there's a little boy crying his eyes out... a whole nation is in disbelief."
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Germany
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Brazil
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7-1
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World Cup
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"The ball's out for a corner kick. Will they have time to take it? Oh, up goes _______'s goalkeeper, Jimmy Glass! Corner comes in... AND JIMMY GLASS, THE GOALKEEPER, HAS SCORED! Jimmy Glass was signed as a replacement goalkeeper for three games... and then, with the last kick of his third game, he's scored the goal that keeps _______ in the Football League!"
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Plymouth Argyle
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Carlisle United
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1-2
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Football League Division 3
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"It's Tshabalala! Goal for _______! Goal for all of Africa!"
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Mexico
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South Africa
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1-1
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World Cup
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"Can Manchester United score? They always score. Giggs with the shot... SHERINGHAM!"
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Manchester United
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Bayern Munich
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2-1
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Champions League
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"Maggie Thatcher! Can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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England
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Norway
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1-2
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World Cup Qualifiers
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"Lee. Interesting... VERY interesting! Look at his face! Just look at his face!"
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Manchester City
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Derby County
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1-2
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Football League Division 1
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"Maradona carries the ball. The genius of world football dashes down the right. He could pass to Burruchaga. Still Maradona. Genius, genius, genius! GOAL! I want to cry!" [translated]
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Argentina
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England
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2-1
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World Cup
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"A Greek from Mount Olympus has come to the seven hills of Rome, and pulled off a miracle."
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Roma
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Barcelona
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3-0
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Champions League
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"He has missed the penalty kick! He's missed it! He's flunked it! Everything's going to shit for Ghana!" [translated]
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Ghana
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Uruguay
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1-1
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World Cup
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"In extra time, it's been Klopp's kids against the billion-pound bottlejobs. For _______, I've got no sympathy whatsoever."
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Liverpool
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Chelsea
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1-0
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League Cup
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"Oh, the boy from Coatbridge has put _______ in front! … Wait, he's missed it! What happened there?" "He's missed that?!" "OH NO!"
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Norway
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Scotland
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0-0
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World Cup Qualifiers
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"Thomas, charging through the midfield! Thomas! It's up for grabs now! Thomas, right at the end! An unbelievable climax to the season!"
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Liverpool
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Arsenal
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0-2
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Football League Division 1
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"The most stupid, appalling, disgusting, and disgraceful exhibition of football, possibly in the history of the game. _______ were prepared to be reasonable; but the Italians only used force."
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Italy
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Chile
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0-2
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World Cup
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"It's over! It's over! We're going to Paris! We are NEVER going home! Never wake me from this dream! Boo all you want, England!" [translated]
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England
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Iceland
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1-2
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European Championship
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"Barnes… still John Barnes... COLLYMORE CLOSING IN! Liverpool lead in stoppage time!"
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Liverpool
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Newcastle United
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4-3
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Premier League
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"I think that, after seeing this, we can die in peace." [translated]
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Brazil
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France
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0-3
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World Cup
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1. England vs West Germany: https://youtu.be/VPQvekloS8U?feature=shared&t=336
2. Liverpool vs Olympiakos: https://youtu.be/BBy29Tp3riQ?feature=shared&t=390
3. France vs Italy: https://youtu.be/7wZbcCxBP3c?feature=shared&t=9
4. Manchester City vs QPR: https://youtu.be/U1fhiP2fjYc?feature=shared&t=129
5. Germany vs Brazil: https://youtu.be/aE4BdIP6bvc?feature=shared&t=307
6. Plymouth vs Carlisle: https://youtu.be/j_-c_l1fjWM?feature=shared&t=5721 and https://youtu.be/j_-c_l1fjWM?feature=shared&t=5929
7. Mexico vs South Africa: https://youtu.be/HFISx1j0kak?feature=shared&t=18
8. Manchester United vs Bayern Munich: https://youtu.be/n3E65vcMsMw?feature=shared
9. England vs Norway: https://youtu.be/yuPWW3mpA9E?feature=shared&t=193
10. Manchester City vs Derby: https://youtu.be/Tea-s3xCNSU?feature=shared&t=36
11. Argentina vs England: https://youtu.be/1wVho3I0NtU?feature=shared&t=18
12. Roma vs Barcelona: https://youtu.be/xyrtk-Pn5Iw?feature=shared&t=37
13. Ghana vs Uruguay: https://youtu.be/FbyiE6np7Wk?feature=shared&t=33
14. Liverpool vs Chelsea: https://www.youtube.com/live/87sAVjJNAhk?feature=shared&t=8973
15. Norway vs Scotland: https://youtu.be/zrqE3rME7QE?feature=shared&t=9
16. Liverpool vs Arsenal: https://youtu.be/aAZK5PpOZOQ?feature=shared&t=68
17. Italy vs Chile: https://youtu.be/T5jVMSlpZhg?feature=shared&t=15
18. England vs Iceland: https://youtu.be/9dQhIjUNNIs?feature=shared&t=10
19. Liverpool vs Newcastle: https://youtu.be/vJmoYqXlmOw?feature=shared&t=108
20. Brazil vs France: https://youtu.be/M2m-YwMjsVk?feature=shared&t=48