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"Ah! [country]! Also known as the DRC's smaller, richer, yet kind of angsty twin brother who totally had a thing for Russia for like 30 years."
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Congo, Republic of the
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"大家好,[country's name in local language] 是一個擁有悠久歷史和文化的大國。顯然,在這段影片中我無法涵蓋所有內容。但我會盡力解釋。Okay? 好的?好吧...我們開始吧!"
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China
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"Guys, I'm not even joking. If you've never had a [country style] sandwich, just stop. You're doing everything wrong with your life. Just go pause the video, get one, come back here, and press play, alright?"
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Cuba
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"Here at Geography Now, we got over 40 people that emailed us to help out with this episode from [country], so without further ado, here comes the [country] episode!"
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Canada
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"Hey Barby." "Yeah!" "How old are you?" "Umm, do you remember [former union of country and neighboring country]?" "[part of that union's name]what?" "Yeah, I was alive for that."
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Czech Republic
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"Hey everybody! So if you're feeling kind of [pun with country's name], make sure that...Oh shoot! What was that?" "Whoa! What the heck?" "Dude! Are you serious?" "Everything's okay." "Dude! I can't bel...Whoa! I wonder what that was on a Richter scale. If somebody here was from [country], they could probably tell us!"
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Chile
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"Hey geograpeeps! Okay, let's take a poll. Who here is old enough to remember when this country was named [former name of country]? Yeah? Alright, 90's kids. Ah yeah! I feel so old."
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Congo, Democratic Republic of the
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"Hey Geograpeeps! So this episode is gonna have some bad audio because I'm currently in my parent's basement filming this, not at the youtube space and, eh, the microphone we typically use doesn't fit into the audio jack in my camera. So, just bear with me, and we're gonna basically go back to the quality of Afghanistan."
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Cambodia
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"Hey, guys! I know this country is also known as [country's name in local language]. Look, I already made the Cambodia video. Just, just deal with it! I can't turn back time!"
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Cape Verde
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"Hey, guys! Say hi to my friend Diego!" "¡Hola, muchachos!" "He's a real [person from country]! Alright that's good enough. You can go now."
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Colombia
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"One country, two sides, three exclaves, four people groups, and a lot of confusing lines that can give even the most seasoned Uber-driver a level 5 seizure."
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Cyprus
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"So, as you guys know, you guys, the Geograpeeps, usually help us write the scripts for these episodes for your countries, however, I couldn't find anybody from [country], so I got the next best thing! Say hi to my friend, Nick!" "Hey guys!" "Nick is from Mauritius." "Yeah, I really don't know anything about [country] though, Paul." "Hehehe, shut up, Nick."
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Comoros
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"Testing, testing! Is this mic working? Testing? Nope, it's not. Alright, episode 2 with no audio, here comes [country]."
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Cameroon
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"Trust me, if you get lost here, the last thing you'll want is a compass."
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Central African Republic
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"Yes, Game of Thrones was filmed here."
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Croatia
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"You know, the funny thing is, if it wasn't for [country], you protesters wouldn't even be complaining about deforestation in the Amazon rainforest. Confused? Yeah, now I got you hooked. Let's watch this episode."
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Chad
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"[country] [country], go ahead and take a peek-a, lush and green and quite unique-a, [country] [country]. That's my poem, I hope you liked it."
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Costa Rica
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