Geography Now Opening Lines - "B" Countries

"Ahh, [country]! It's like the Hawaii of the Atlantic, except it has more of a pirate history, there's a lot more black people and it's actually a country, it's not a state of U.S. Actually, don't call it the Hawaii of the Atlantic."

"Bling bling! Welcome to Diamond Town, Africa!"

"Have any of you seen the movie "Hotel Rwanda"? Okay, so for, like, the 2 of you that have, reverse the tribes, flip the script backwards, and that's basically [country]."

"Have you been in [country]? Well, you have an invitation, to begin, in [country]. When in doubt, just use puns for the intro. SCORE!"

"Hehehe, you thought Belgium was confusing? Brother please, if you want complication, come to [country]."

"Hey Geograpeeps, so I actually had the pleasure of going to [country] a couple years ago, so in this episode you're gonna see some of the great footage that I took with my crappy 2010 Panasonic camcorder."

"Hey geograpeeps, so we're back in Africa! And you came just at the right time because as of the upload of this video [country] is going through a huge transition. And find out why in about 3,2,1 -"

"Hey, geograpeeps. So, [country] is one of the largest countries in the world. Obviously, I won't be able to cover everything within about 10 minutes. I'll try to do my best, but in the meantime...Soccer, monkeys, Amazon, Ronaldo and samba songs, Capoeira, anacondas, carnaval, and attractive people that kinda have like tanned skin. Oh come on, guys, you knew that was coming."

"If I told you - welcome to Latin America, the place where people speak English and to a lesser extent German, you would call me crazy! Well, you'd best start [pun with country's name] that there's a, that such it's, that there's such a, it's a, it's called [country]! Nailed it!"

"Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, France had a son named Wallonia and the Netherlands had a son named Flanders. One day a bunch of crazy stuff happened in Europe, yaddayaddayadda, after all the crazy stuff subsided Flanders was like "Hey Wallonia" "yeah" "I'm gonna move out of my parent's place and I got this new rad appartment, but I kinda need another guy to help me pay for the rent. I don't know, you're kind of a cool guy, I guess, would you like to be my roommate?" "Yeah, sure, I guess, why not. But just for the record, I don't speak any Dutch." "Oh no worries, I don't speak any French!" And that is how [country] became a country, kind of."

"Неважно, как часто эти люди говорят по-русски. Не назы вайте их Русскими!"

"Oh, sorry. I'm just headbanging to [country]!!!"

"So one thing that you may not know is that [country]...is a country!"

"So...Rihanna's from here..."

"[country] the oil rich guy. [part of country's name]! [part of country's name]! [part of country's name]! [part of country's name]! [part of country's name]! [part of country's name]! [country] the oil rich guy. Ahh '90s references, you kids today have no idea what you've missed out on."

"[country], [country], [country], where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, Viktor Krum from the Harry Potter books. Yeah, you're welcome! Yeah, now you want to watch this episode, right?"

"[country]. not [country's name pronounced wrongly], not [country's name pronounced wrongly], not [country's name pronounced wrongly], not Bob Saget, [country]. Pronounce the H. And now we can begin."